Stoner Heaven

[megs]

So one day, while stoned, I started wondering about all the food the guys in death row get to eat as there last meal. It got me thinking......what if I had to have my last smoke? How would I smoke, in what, what kind, what do I do, eat, watch, drive to, participate in, whatever? So I was wondering, in the situation where you knew you were going to have you're last smoke, how would you make it the best smoke of you're life? How would you make it youre stoner heaven?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So one day, while stoned, I started wondering about all the food the guys in death row get to eat as there last meal. It got me thinking......what if I had to have my last smoke? How would I smoke, in what, what kind, what do I do, eat, watch, drive to, participate in, whatever? So I was wondering, in the situation where you knew you were going to have you're last smoke, how would you make it the best smoke of you're life? How would you make it youre stoner heaven?

Id roll a blunt (only so because I couldn't get any glass out there) of some mango or some strawberry cough and go for a hike with my brother. Hard to say where Id go; either some old growth hardwood forest or id snowshoe to the top of King Mtn in Ontario, but I grew up doing that kind of stuff and it reminds me of my childhood.

 

[Pipe Dream]

last words yeah i got some last words how about get me the fuck outta this chair...hows that for last words

i want to smoke some purple monkey fuck....it's a hybrid of 100 different tropical sativas only i havent bred it yet so we should get started now?

 

[BuddhaBud]

i'd do what i did when i first smoked outof a vaporizer - pipe, bong, joint, blunt, vaporizer (volcanoe of course)
nothin better than combining everything!!!

oh, either that or id fuck this chick im talkin to while smokin a fattie blunt - probly the more likely request for me to make

 

[Mr.KushMan]

I would abstain from partaking in my last smoke for many week, months or maybe even years. Then when the time came, I would.......I can't decide that yet.

Peace

 

[hempcurescancer]

I'd find the craziest bong I could, and toke with all of my favorite people. I'd also have this guy light it for me.

 

[hempcurescancer]

last words yeah i got some last words how about get me the fuck outta this chair...hows that for last words

i want to smoke some purple monkey fuck....it's a hybrid of 100 different tropical sativas only i havent bred it yet so we should get started now?

Pipe dream what is that from? I know I heard that somewhere. Also your name makes me think of operation pipe dreams, and bums me out

 

[BuddhaBud]

I would abstain from partaking in my last smoke for many week, months or maybe even years. Then when the time came, I would.......I can't decide that yet.

Peace

meah, at least u got a couple years to think about it while ur not smoking

 

[The sim's Bob Newbie]

I'd have a MASSIVE fuck-off spliff of Paradise Rox...I'd probably request the Beatles "Rubber Soul" and the Departure's "Dirty Words" in the background, whilst me mates and I play Wii and eat pizzas.

I'd also ask to go WHILST sleeping from being fucked-up

 

[eastsidebagel]

Having an unlimited supply of x-tra cheesy pepperoni pizza, combined with an equally unlimited supply of cold import beer, watching Pulp Fiction or the Fifth Element on TV (or whatever movies you like), sitting amongst a myriad of purple pillows on a bodaciously comfortable armchair, all while being on a tropical island.