Well... good luck.
Those middle east dudes are fucking harder than any American gangster.
So go to the nearest ghetto, roll your windows down, drive slow, loiter at gas stations, to prepare yourself for the war.
Once you have reached American gangster status, then behead a few motherfuckers, hold up signs in a foreign language to a video camera and put it on youtube.
Now you are fully ready to fight in Iraq, or Afghanistan.
But I've heard a few bad stories...
Of course, this dude that came back, he was glad he went to fight. He ended up getting shot and fucking up his leg, but it's not like he's immobile. [As in, the definition of 'disabled' is entirely fucked up]
[His service was based entirely on a plea bargain... he walked from a meth charge for enlisting.]
But anyways, he was an 'American hero'; killed 4 of those 'sand-niggers' [in his words]
But they were near some village, and a little girl started running towards them... he shot her in the fucking face... she didn't even know what she was doing... he shot her, she fell down. Dead. Then she blew up.
And he told me he watches that in his head even when he's awake he gets those flashbacks.
Of course, he told me this over rails of his free oxycontin that the government pays for, in the house that he rents with his full pay that he is going to still receive for some time. He is made is all I know.
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