get this, typical real life govt story

jeff f

jeff f

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today i get called to an office for a briefing. as well as my own business, i also do side work for the state. i average 20 hours a week w/state. today they tell me because i have over 1000 hours i have to "contribute" to the state retirement plan. i ask how much? 7.5 percent. what the fuck!!

me=i dont want to contribute
her=Its the law
me=But i dont
her=its the law its coming out of your check go fuck yourself in the asshole if you want it changed you worthless piece of gutter slut.

me=sorry i asked.

so i head over to the break room to read the paper so i can calm down. first story i read, STATE RETIREMENT FUND TO IMPLODE IN 2012.

no shit, thats what i read. wholly fuck. i dont want to give to the fund to begin with and now its gonna be bankrupt.

obamas right. we need more govt.:evil::evil:
 
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PadawanBater

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jeff f said:
today i get called to an office for a briefing. as well as my own business, i also do side work for the state. i average 20 hours a week w/state. today they tell me because i have over 1000 hours i have to "contribute" to the state retirement plan. i ask how much? 7.5 percent. what the fuck!!

me=i dont want to contribute
her=Its the law
me=But i dont
her=its the law its coming out of your check go fuck yourself in the asshole if you want it changed you worthless piece of gutter slut.

me=sorry i asked.

so i head over to the break room to read the paper so i can calm down. first story i read, STATE RETIREMENT FUND TO IMPLODE IN 2012.

no shit, thats what i read. wholly fuck. i dont want to give to the fund to begin with and now its gonna be bankrupt.

obamas right. we need more govt.:evil::evil:
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I know right!

I got this toothache last week, then on the way to the dentist I stubbed my toe! Holy shit! Fuck Obama man! He's makin everyones life worse!
 
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fdd2blk

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i work out of my shed and i'm on the way to my DR to see about getting this plate removed from inside of my leg. it's killing me. causing me to limp.

it's all good.

bongsmilie
 
medicineman

medicineman

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jeff f said:
today i get called to an office for a briefing. as well as my own business, i also do side work for the state. i average 20 hours a week w/state. today they tell me because i have over 1000 hours i have to "contribute" to the state retirement plan. i ask how much? 7.5 percent. what the fuck!!

me=i dont want to contribute
her=Its the law
me=But i dont
her=its the law its coming out of your check go fuck yourself in the asshole if you want it changed you worthless piece of gutter slut.

me=sorry i asked.

so i head over to the break room to read the paper so i can calm down. first story i read, STATE RETIREMENT FUND TO IMPLODE IN 2012.

no shit, thats what i read. wholly fuck. i dont want to give to the fund to begin with and now its gonna be bankrupt.

obamas right. we need more govt.:evil::evil:
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Maybe you should refuse to work over 999 hours, keep track. If you just went over 1000 hours, Dec 28th, you could figure out a way to work a few hours less. BTW Blaming Obama for everything is really close minded. There are plenty of things to blame on him, but the implosion of government retirement is probably one that isn't. Maybe you could blame him if your dick stops working, just saying.
 
jeff f

jeff f

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medicineman said:
Maybe you should refuse to work over 999 hours, keep track. If you just went over 1000 hours, Dec 28th, you could figure out a way to work a few hours less. BTW Blaming Obama for everything is really close minded. There are plenty of things to blame on him, but the implosion of government retirement is probably one that isn't. Maybe you could blame him if your dick stops working, just saying.
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its a 1000 hours total. like if you ork part time for 20 years, once you go over 1000 hrs you are required by law to contribute. its not 1000 hrs per year. so after 999 one would have to quit and never work another hr.

borderline extortion.

for the record, i wasnt blaming obama at all. i was merely saying that he wants more govt.

besides, continually blaming obama for all the ills of the world would be...be, ummm, wait thats what obama does to bush. well if obama keeps doing it, it must be good :hump:
 
hanimmal

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Well if nothing else without Obama's stimulus you might not have gotten much work from the state this year due to budget restraints, so I guess you may have a point to blame the state for going over and cutting out 7%.
 
jeff f

jeff f

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hanimmal said:
Well if nothing else without Obama's stimulus you might not have gotten much work from the state this year due to budget restraints, so I guess you may have a point to blame the state for going over and cutting out 7%.
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no not really. the govt budget where i am contracting is in very good shape. ran about 12 million surplus over the last 4 years.

the 7.5 percent comes out of my check because i have to, by law, contribute to the stupid state retirement fund that is more broke than enron.

btw, i started contracting with the state before obama was even elected, but nice try giving him all the credit.
 
Rob Roy

Rob Roy

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jeff f said:
its a 1000 hours total. like if you ork part time for 20 years, once you go over 1000 hrs you are required by law to contribute. its not 1000 hrs per year. so after 999 one would have to quit and never work another hr.

borderline extortion.

for the record, i wasnt blaming obama at all. i was merely saying that he wants more govt.

besides, continually blaming obama for all the ills of the world would be...be, ummm, wait thats what obama does to bush. well if obama keeps doing it, it must be good :hump:
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Borderline? Nah, it IS extortion. :joint:
 
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