internet douchebags revealed: mr. cool ice
July 23, 2008 in
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mr. cool ice
from wunderkraut.com
so every blog entry or article or photo montage of terrible tattoos that ive ever seen has included this guy. his name (clearly) is mr. cool ice. i saw him again today while scrolling through this slideshow and finally decided to google and find out exactly who this jerkwad is.
apparently theres a video of him out there, talking abt himself and basically explaining the fuckery that covers his body and entire life, by proxy. cept it was in german.
this guy got somebody to translate it though, so if you were as curious as i have been, praise the baby moses, cause heres your answers, you bastards. quick fact sheet:
-he spent over 6 thousand US dollars on that dumb shit. do you know what i could do with 6 thousand US dollars? i could buy 60,000 pieces of penny candy and fill my room with them and jump and dive and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck used to do. and that would be money far better spent.
-hes been going by the name mr. cool ice for 13 years. my guess is that he adopted it in the days of Vanilla Ices reign and
really ran with it. thats about as smart as me getting HD-DVD tatted on my ass. that is not always going
to be the hot shit, brother, i regret to inform you.
-hes german. oddly enough, that kind of explains all this for me.
the best thing about this guys existance is that his shit-ass name reminds me of the Cool Dr. Money episode on my brother and me. lol remember that show? when dee dee got that wack ass haircut?