ounce of MDMA

That reminds me of one time when I was like a freshman in highschool and this bastard sold me a half ounce of parsley. So I went down to his house and lit up a blunt of it and handed it to him. He smoked it was like"WHAT THE FUCK MUTHAFUCKA!" I said thats the shit you sold me. How do you like it???
 

ndangerspecimen101

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That reminds me of one time when I was like a freshman in highschool and this bastard sold me a half ounce of parsley. So I went down to his house and lit up a blunt of it and handed it to him. He smoked it was like"WHAT THE FUCK MUTHAFUCKA!" I said thats the shit you sold me. How do you like it???
Genius... you gave me oregano bitch :lol:

Make me lasagna while your at it ;)
 

ndangerspecimen101

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What about the non-typical ones? Starting their life of possible wealth or incarceration.
They have a higher stature.. they actually know what they're selling and don't conceal information about their product. They wont keep you waiting. Your money is the definition of their quality of the product.

Business is business, it doesnt matter if it is selling shoes or selling tabs to dance your ass off at a local club! Everyone wants quality right!
 

ndangerspecimen101

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Eh, I'll sell weed to highschoolers. Why not. :fire:
Im not condoning selling drugs to highschoolers, but its all relative to age. If they cant handle it, I wont sell it. I wouldn't want some alarmed mother coming to my doorstep saying they found their child locked in the bathroom looking at the swirling tiles :lol:
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Im not condoning selling drugs to highschoolers, but its all relative to age. If they cant handle it, I wont sell it. I wouldn't want some alarmed mother coming to my doorstep saying they found their child locked in the bathroom looking at the swirling tiles :lol:
I've met many 15-16 year old kids more mature than 90% of the population at college here. Though I did feel like an asshole when I gave a 15 year old a 2mg rail of Xanax at a party...
 

ndangerspecimen101

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I've met many 15-16 year old kids more mature than 90% of the population at college here. Though I did feel like an asshole when I gave a 15 year old a 2mg rail of Xanax at a party...
lmao... my values are that I didnt start experimenting with mind altering drugs until I was 18... therefore, I wouldn't give some "underage person" so to say a rock to throw at their own indispensable future!
 

ndangerspecimen101

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HAHAHA!!! That made my day. :mrgreen:

I know the feeling. I've tainted so much youth I feel the exact same way.
Oh Pink Floyd sang the tune in such the right way:

"We don't need no education, we need no thought control"

How perceptions can vanish in the blink of a eye when you wash down an 8th of mushies with a cup of tropicana orange juice :lol:
 
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