Tip for anyone learning the guitar ...

[Anjinsan]

True, most of its boring as shit some of it has its place. Have you heard Umphreys Mcgee? They are a good example of a band that shreds without fucking up their music.

Your favorite band sucks.

 

[Anjinsan]

Cloud City...

Did you hear that Brendan Bayliss was caught blowing a midget she-male at Unwashed Fest 2009?

 

[Twiz420]

Yeah jackass, his name was Randy Rhoads, absolute legend for melding Classical w/ metal.

Now you've gone too far man. Seriously showing your COMPLETE lack of knowledge when it comes to the guitar.

I was gonna post this before and deleted it, I was trying to be nice. Time to stop being nice and time to call you out!

I have a challenge for you, being the 6 string master that you are; it should be an easy task. So heres my proposal:

1. Take a piece of paper, write your user name on it and tape it to your guitar so its visible on video.

2. Record 60 seconds of your best shit. Thats only 1 minute, easy task I'd say. You have 1 week to compose, edit and practice your piece.

3. I'll do the same. Ill then post them both in a topic that includes a poll. In the poll I'll also include the guitarists that you said sucked. We'll let the users here decide whos got skill.

4. Loser deletes his account here.


Deal? Im ready to walk the walk if you are.

Dude I totally wanna see this go down, shit would be awesome to get him off these forums. I'll send you a vid too if I can get my hands on a camera

 

[Jester88]

the wizard feat ozzy ozbourne asshole. i already noted some songs... hehe hes got further than you have in his lifetime and he's fried.. A TRUE ROCK N ROLLA dickweed

i am also fond of these two songs
you remind me of the teacher
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note this is not Guns and roses its ugly kid joe
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[Anjinsan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Yxa2hZqLo

Mastodon

if anyone could tell me how to embed vids here...that'd be ducky!

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

hmm cloud doesnt wanna take the challenge?

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

i love some of mastodons stuff. they surely do know how to slap a riff together

 

[Anjinsan]

i love some of mastodons stuff. they surely do know how to slap a riff together

saw them with Dethklok recently...no bs...song into song into song...non-stop metal jam. Hell the first time I heard anyone in Mastodon speak to the audience was to say goodnight.

 

[Jester88]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Yxa2hZqLo

Mastodon

if anyone could tell me how to embed vids here...that'd be ducky!

get the embedded url and put it between these quotes

[y.o.u.t.u.b.e.]embedded url here..[/y.o.u.t.u.b.e.]

note remove the dots

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

yea just take what's after the = in the url for the video on youtube an put it in between [ youtube] ... [ /youtube] but without any spaces

 

[Cloud City]

Ozbourne sucks cock.. that guy cant even speak let alone play with skill and soul.

 

[Jester88]

oh Nubuo Uematsu
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Toshiro Masuda
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these guys do a lot of stuff for anime and games like final fantasy. just thought id mix it up a little

 

[Cloud City]

Umphreys is not my favorite band, they aren't that good and only have a few solid tunes and also a bit too much shredding bullshit at times. I was using them as an example of one of the few bands that can successfully incorporate elements of a shredding type metal style without sounding like complete shit.

 

[Jester88]

trivium dont really shred a lot but damn theyre good. they got some kick ass solos
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how ya like them apples bihaatch

 

[Jester88]

Karnivool

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i notice nobodies mentioned killswitch

 

[Cloud City]

oh Nubuo Uematsu
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Toshiro Masuda
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these guys do a lot of stuff for anime and games like final fantasy. just thought id mix it up a little

WTF is this shit?! Is this what kids are listening to nowadays?

 

[Cloud City]

Heres one to counterbalance all of the lame ass vids gettin posted...



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STYLE

 

[Jester88]

WTF is this shit?! Is this what kids are listening to nowadays?

no these are people who compose music for big companies asswipe.

are you jeleous cos ya prolly cant even play a theme song to a kids show or a video game anymore..

oh diddums.

i bet almost everyone on this forum would have heard some of there stuff at oe stage ie: final fantasy franchise and a lot of other games.

i chose to put them there because they play music but make there money by composing for big companies. not just from making a one hit wonder or by becoming famouse themselves. these are both very smart and talented people

and your a musical genius you should be able to appreciate all music.

 

[Jester88]

it takes skill to play some of these asshole.

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[Twiz420]

Heres one to counterbalance all of the lame ass vids gettin posted...



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STYLE

WTF is this shit?!! That aint style, that shit right there takes to talent or style to play. Sloppy and uncoordinated noise if you ask me. FAIL try again