Cloud City
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I got nothing to prove. Especially to some tool whos only gig is on youtube. Go get yourself a real gig playing shows nightly then maybe we'll talk.
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I got nothing to prove. Especially to some tool whos only gig is on youtube. Go get yourself a real gig playing shows nightly then maybe we'll talk.
Twiz420
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I've never taken a lesson or watched a video in my life, I'm completely self taught. I've been playing almost my whole life, but still will consider my self learning for the rest of my days. Any who I just had to point out that you're a completely obnoxious idiot, with no respect for anyone or anything. Congratulations on making an enemy out of everyone on this forum, you're probably just some little kid with nothing better to do than rant, rave and pick internet fights. Sooo if you're such a fucking guitar god why don't you put up a link of your masterpiece. No cheating I want to hear you say cloud city of RIU before you start playing your oh so wonderful music that would make god cream his pants. Peace asshole
So you've memorized the video lessons and know it all already. Good for you. Now in case you didn't notice, this thread is for those LEARNING the guitar.
Cloud City
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How old are you? Maybe 20 at most? Shit.. I've been reading music longer than you've been alive kid.
ink the world
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You DO have something to prove, you clearly stated they all have no talent. Lemme clear this up for you retard, I went to school for music. One of my instructors is the guy in the video, not me.
If so, you should be able to pull of their shit pretty easily right?
Or youre just a loudmouthed poser that dreams of playing guitar.
You shouldnt be offering advice how to play if you cant, fool.
As for me having a "gig" I already do, i get paid $100 an hour to tattoo jackasses like you. You strike as the male tramp stamp type. No?
As for my qualifications on music, I hold a BA in Music Education. Your level of expertise or schooling on the subject is...?
Twiz420
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It doesn't matter how old I am, that doesn't change the fact that you're an obnoxious asshole that everyone hates. All you are is a hater, and are no use in this forum, all you do is disagree with everything said and make negative comments. Just face it, you're a punk ass bitch who only fights behind the monitor. I'm still waiting for your magical music thats better than the likes of EVH, Satriani, SRV and Dimebag
How old are you? Maybe 20 at most? Shit.. I've been reading music longer than you've been alive kid.
Ohhh look I can put a dunce cap too by the way
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ink the world
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Amen, Im still waiting to hear his earth shattering style and command of the "axe"It doesn't matter how old I am, that doesn't change the fact that you're an obnoxious asshole that everyone hates. All you are is a hater, and are no use in this forum, all you do is disagree with everything said and make negative comments. Just face it, you're a punk ass bitch who only fights behind the monitor. I'm still waiting for your magical music thats better than the likes of EVH, Satriani, SRV and Dimebag
Ohhh look I can put a dunce cap too by the way
Like i said, if they all suck and have no style, lets hear YOU pull it off.
Sorry man, music is music. If your not into a style thats cool, but to say someone "sucks" when you cant pull off what they can is ludicrous, and proves youre a loudmouth w/ no balls or talent to back up the shit you spew forth.
lemonjellow
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i will second this second request to see and hear a video of this guitar god that calls himself CLOUD CITY. dont even bother to post somemore of this trash talk about how these guitar greats suck or how your to good for such a childish game until you can show us how its really done . i follow many guitar greats such as steve vai, joe satriani ,dime, evh,petrucci so i know none of these compare to you so i am sure it will be a walk in the park for someone of such a high caliber as yourself to impress all of us crapper then you RIU players. so how about it , will you as a guitar god come down from your palace in the clouds and grace us with your finesse and style all while playing anything but an axe????
lemonjellow
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i would love to see this . i already think we are gonna get a show this guy didnt participate in.
Cloud City
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NONE of the great guitarists would ever call their guitar an axe:
SRV
Young
Dylan
Anastasio
JLH
Guy
Hendrix
and the list goes on and on and on...
SRV
Young
Dylan
Anastasio
JLH
Guy
Hendrix
and the list goes on and on and on...
Cloud City
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You guys are acting like this is something I just made up!!!! WRONG. Real guitarists simply do not call their instruments axes. Don't hate the player hate the game.
lemonjellow
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i dont hate anybody . i just want to hear you play better than all those guys you say sux,and you did make up that part.you have neg rep for a reason and i am sure it has alot to do with the fact that dont have a clue period!! i want to see that vid man
ink the world
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LOL...... Im down for a guitar duel ala Crossroads 
I didnt mean to be such a dick to the guy, really didnt meant to.
I just think if youre gonna say someone sucks, then you better be able to back it up.
The idea of giving tips to beginners is a good one.
Ill add a couple since this thread degenerated into a pissing contest.
warm up before you play.
learn to tune your guitar, keep it in tune (nothing worse than an out of tune guitar)
learn to alternate pick right off the bat
practice w/ a metronome
split your practice time into multiple parts. I used to do 1 hour speed stuff, 1 hour scale and chord progressions and 1 hour songwriting when I was in school.
remember guitar is about music, its not an athletic contest. being able to shred is a great tool, but if the song sucks, the shred is pointless noodling.
I didnt mean to be such a dick to the guy, really didnt meant to.
I just think if youre gonna say someone sucks, then you better be able to back it up.
The idea of giving tips to beginners is a good one.
Ill add a couple since this thread degenerated into a pissing contest.
warm up before you play.
learn to tune your guitar, keep it in tune (nothing worse than an out of tune guitar)
learn to alternate pick right off the bat
practice w/ a metronome
split your practice time into multiple parts. I used to do 1 hour speed stuff, 1 hour scale and chord progressions and 1 hour songwriting when I was in school.
remember guitar is about music, its not an athletic contest. being able to shred is a great tool, but if the song sucks, the shred is pointless noodling.
Cloud City
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WRONG!!!!!!! Its true. Just don't call your guitar an axe and if you do, then its already too late to help you.
Cloud City
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Anyone who is just starting out new at the guitar should take lessons and learn to read music.
Twiz420
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So you actually hang out with these people, and know for a fact that they have never uttered the word "ax" referring to a guitar? What you call your instrument has absolutely nothing, nadda, nil to do with your skill and talent of playing it. You're still not getting that through your ignorant thick skull of yours. This is like saying someone who calls marijuana grass, they are hopeless as a grower and will never have a good crop.
If you will not submit to proving you are the greatest guitarist out there (because you refuse to call them axes), then at least submit some proof that great guitarists have never referred to a guitar as an ax. I would also like proof of this "rule" as you call it, that calling a guitar an ax makes you a hopeless at learning how to play it. Remember there has to be proof to back this shit up.
Heres a rule I just came up with, it can be proven scientifically; Any post or opinion generated by Cloud City is complete and total BS
Jester88
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umm your always learning as far as im concerned. youll always anna learn to play that harmonic more fluent ad have it ring out whist you continue on with the song etc. kinda like growing
So you've memorized the video lessons and know it all already. Good for you. Now in case you didn't notice, this thread is for those LEARNING the guitar.
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LEGENDARY
another one of my favourite bands mother fuckers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdRd3k4CIAg
BTW that guys sick... i admit defeat but at least im honest lol. seems he plays a little like me though as i am slack with the pinky though hes got it trained lol. i can play lot of system with 2 fingers though lol.
hehe i taught maself too,
yeah and no editing or voice overs dude.
and you still dont know shit.. damn time to give up son lol nah buttrue bro you gotta stop dribbling shit.
How old are you? Maybe 20 at most? Shit.. I've been reading music longer than you've been alive kid.
good bands to name a few
Mudvayne
SOAD
Hate Breed
Metallica
Karnivool
Arch Enemy
36 crazy fists
Parkway Drive
Slipknot - though im not the greatest fan- i like
Disturbed
Stonesour
Korn
White Snake (click me
)Dragonforce
Marilyn Manson or more so John 5
Rob Waters from Limp Bizkit
Guns n Roses
Black Sabbath
Trivium
Ill Disposed (alternative metal really into the smack no shit listen to the lyrics and look at the cd case)
Otep
Pantera
Tool
Ozzie Osbourne (some songs)
Shadows Fall
Jester88
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Cloud City
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Metallica is good?? Thats news to me.
Twiz420
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Yea I hate Metallica too, 'cause I'm a die hard Megadeth fan, but I will not stand there and say they're not good. They are very talented (much more then you can dream of being) and if you refuse to see that, well that just confirms me earlier statement of you being an ignorant fool. Who's your fav band? I'll be glad to rip into them and tell you why they suck using similar ignorant logic such as yours.
ink the world
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Ozzie Osborne?! Get a fuckin clue!!!!!!!!
Yeah jackass, his name was Randy Rhoads, absolute legend for melding Classical w/ metal.
Now you've gone too far man. Seriously showing your COMPLETE lack of knowledge when it comes to the guitar.
I was gonna post this before and deleted it, I was trying to be nice. Time to stop being nice and time to call you out!
I have a challenge for you, being the 6 string master that you are; it should be an easy task. So heres my proposal:
1. Take a piece of paper, write your user name on it and tape it to your guitar so its visible on video.
2. Record 60 seconds of your best shit. Thats only 1 minute, easy task I'd say. You have 1 week to compose, edit and practice your piece.
3. I'll do the same. Ill then post them both in a topic that includes a poll. In the poll I'll also include the guitarists that you said sucked. We'll let the users here decide whos got skill.
4 User deletes his account
Deal? Im ready to walk the walk if you are.
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