Cant find my weed!

Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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A long time ago, back when I still bought cannabis. I bought a fat sack and smoked out of it with my dealer for an hour or so. He took off and I smoked some more. Afterward I hid it on the back porch for some reason. The next morning it was gone. I assumed I misplaced it and looked for it most of the next day. Finally I ran out of roaches left over in the ashtray from the previous night and resolved to find my bag.

I was certain that I stashed it on the back porch, which was secured from the inside, so I knew if it was there no one broke in and took it. I proceeded to to tear that porch apart. I found it behind the dryer with a massive hole chewed in it. Mice took it! Fucking little rasta mice stole my bag of dope! I recovered what was left and never made that mistake again.
 
classicody

classicody

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lmfao, well i was by myself, and i was just in my room. i last remember holding it in the middle of my room and zipping it, up. but i cant remember what i did with it, and i dont have mice :p
 
milowerx96

milowerx96

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That some funny stuff right there. Rasta Mice mon. I came home with a 1/4 Lb once back in the 90s while I was tripping on LSD. I ended up finding it two monthx later in the central air heat ducting. I was just too high on acid and paranoid when I got home.

Johnnyorganic said:
A long time ago, back when I still bought cannabis. I bought a fat sack and smoked out of it with my dealer for an hour or so. He took off and I smoked some more. Afterward I hid it on the back porch for some reason. The next morning it was gone. I assumed I misplaced it and looked for it most of the next day. Finally I ran out of roaches left over in the ashtray from the previous night and resolved to find my bag.

I was certain that I stashed it on the back porch, which was secured from the inside, so I knew if it was there no one broke in and took it. I proceeded to to tear that porch apart. I found it behind the dryer with a massive hole chewed in it. Mice took it! Fucking little rasta mice stole my bag of dope! I recovered what was left and never made that mistake again.
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Sneezy

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i am that little rasta mouse and i snuck in and cheeked it, went home and made some killer cannabutter :D
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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sniff it out lol

one time a shisty dealer sold me an ounce, then while i was out walking my dog came into my house and stole it. i tore up my house looking and called this guy and he picked up and assured me he didnt take it. i keyed his car and egged his windows and mailbox. i hope i did $200 worth of dammage
 
ganji11

ganji11

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Recently I lived with some room mates for a couple months. We all smoked pot, and I didnt trust my pot to be out in front of one guy, because he just couldnt help himself he would HAVE to pinch it if he had the oppurtunity. So when we got fucked up on the week end I had a bad habit about hiding my shit and not remembering where I put it. I lost a half of some dank like that. I rest assured that SOMEBODY found it.
 
classicody

classicody

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I FOUND IT.:weed::clap::eyesmoke:bongsmilie:lol:

I am a tard. i put it underneath my sheet on the matress underneath the one i actually sleep on.

so happy i found it, i hugged the baggy when it was discovered:weed:
 
Oskilatah

Oskilatah

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haha i hate losing shit when i'm stoned.
i remember one time i made a new password for my facebook when i was stoned.
i couldn't remember it the next day lmfao
 
KaleoXxX

KaleoXxX

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i new youd find it soon. how much bud were we talkin, just a little baggie? i woldnt lose an oz between the sheets thats for sure
 
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