Nutrients- Sperm

guitarzan420

guitarzan420

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OregonMeds said:
When I got to the post about foliar feeding I kinda pictured one of our special ed wanna be thug gangsta hard core 14 year old kids on here just going to town wanking like mad trying to rub out a fast one and getting busted three ways at once getting caught at that very moment...

I know sounds lame, it was funnier in my head I swear...

Anyway this idea has no merit unless you can get a sufficient amount of jizz to really make a difference, which means bringing some of your homies over for a group wank and the first plant bukkake ever.

Bukkake bud, TM 2006 all rights reserved
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LMFAO!!!!+rep:mrgreen:
 
zelfna90

zelfna90

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wow only have one plant and im not willing to do that mabye if i had three or four i would, im not fucking it up. But i know u guys wanted to see how it would turn out. Cuz i would but hell if i would smoke it. IT would give a new definition to STICKY BUD lol
 
Big Perm

Big Perm

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Holeeee shit dude.
I have to give you props for the balls to post that though.
If you do do this, I wouldn't recommend telling ANYONE you know irl about it:

Scene: Bob and zelfna90 just lit a j.

Bob: Dude, this is some killer weed man.

zelfna90: Thanks bro, I grew this shit myself.

Bob: Awesome!........Fuck yeah man......Fuck.......yeah...... .... .. .

zelfna90: <insert explanation of nutrient delivery here>

Bob: <insert .jpg of Bob's face here after the 15 seconds it takes for Bob's brain to fully comprehend what he was just told>
 
xtsho

xtsho

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Big Perm said:
Digging this one up, it was a good one.
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It is disgusting.

Picture a room full of stupid stoners having a circle jerk and ejaculating into a cup. Then using that to feed their plants. It's threads like these that reinforce my belief that some of the dumbest people on the planet grow pot.
 
hotrodharley

hotrodharley

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zelfna90 said:
I know this is sordof fucked up but sperm has alot of nutrients that plants need like nitrogen phosphate, zinc, and magnesium. I know this sounds crazy but sperm might be the thickest nutrients u can use on plants. :confused:

Tell me if anyone should consider this? SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

oh and i only have one plant so if i do this it wouldn't be that hard lol
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What frigging idiot pervert revived this dead thread?

Big Perm? Dude, put down the screwdriver and go outside in the sunlight for a,while.
 
noob246

noob246

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I know we all love our plants, but damn man, this takes it to a whole other level. In 30 years people are going to look back and say why is there a law against ejaculating all over marijuana plants, who would be crazy enough to do it? Well we all now know the answer lol.
 
hotrodharley

hotrodharley

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noob246 said:
I know we all love our plants, but damn man, this takes it to a whole other level. In 30 years people are going to look back and say why is there a law against ejaculating all over marijuana plants, who would be crazy enough to do it? Well we all now know the answer lol.
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Question your friends now before trying their bud.

"Got any special grow secrets before we fire this shit?"
 
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