Airwave
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I'd rather die than do anything sexual with another man.
Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
How to survive prison?
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Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
i started reading some of the older posts on this thread...
all I gotta say is where i'm from a guy got thrown in jail because he did a hit n run while drunk, killed a kid.
first day in jail they took a bottle (like a beer bottle) stuck it 3/4 inside his ass, broke off the bottom, pushed it all the way in. that mo'fo died that week from septic shock to his insides. didn't live to get his day in court.
prison where i'm from is not as simple as keeping to yourself, walking tall, blah blah blah..... 4 guys to a cell, 2 bunkbeds 1 on the floor. someone has to sleep on the toilet... FUCK THAT. jail ain't no joke, not here, i ain't ever going in either.
as far as assraping, yeah, if you're going in, ur gonna get raped, if you killed a kid, or a woman or abused a kid or a woman, you're dying. PERIOD. no death penalty here, it's not an option, the highest you can get is life, unless it's a federal death-penalty case. but you're gonna die in prison if it's gotta do with kids or women, that's the way it is, your dead, within the month, it's guaranteed.
inmates here conduct themselves rather militarily, only one "riot" in the past 2 years. if the inmates act up, no food for 3 days. keeps them nice and quiet.
also, be prepared to suffer from forced insomnia, the prison guards play ULTRA loud music all night long, keeps inmates sleepy, also makes for a very tense atmosphere... still can't figure out why they do that... i consider it torture....
the only good thing bout the jails is nothing. bath 2 times a week, no sleep, little food, almost no water (flushing the toilet is limited, and the bird bath/sink works if you behave), yeah, the cows in the fields that are only good for making manure n milk have it better....
fuck going to prison, at least not where i'm from.....i'd rather post bail and skip... get on a goddam cargo boat and get my ass to a non-extradition country and start a new life w/ no family, no friends, no nothing.... ..
all I gotta say is where i'm from a guy got thrown in jail because he did a hit n run while drunk, killed a kid.
first day in jail they took a bottle (like a beer bottle) stuck it 3/4 inside his ass, broke off the bottom, pushed it all the way in. that mo'fo died that week from septic shock to his insides. didn't live to get his day in court.
prison where i'm from is not as simple as keeping to yourself, walking tall, blah blah blah..... 4 guys to a cell, 2 bunkbeds 1 on the floor. someone has to sleep on the toilet... FUCK THAT. jail ain't no joke, not here, i ain't ever going in either.
as far as assraping, yeah, if you're going in, ur gonna get raped, if you killed a kid, or a woman or abused a kid or a woman, you're dying. PERIOD. no death penalty here, it's not an option, the highest you can get is life, unless it's a federal death-penalty case. but you're gonna die in prison if it's gotta do with kids or women, that's the way it is, your dead, within the month, it's guaranteed.
inmates here conduct themselves rather militarily, only one "riot" in the past 2 years. if the inmates act up, no food for 3 days. keeps them nice and quiet.
also, be prepared to suffer from forced insomnia, the prison guards play ULTRA loud music all night long, keeps inmates sleepy, also makes for a very tense atmosphere... still can't figure out why they do that... i consider it torture....
the only good thing bout the jails is nothing. bath 2 times a week, no sleep, little food, almost no water (flushing the toilet is limited, and the bird bath/sink works if you behave), yeah, the cows in the fields that are only good for making manure n milk have it better....
fuck going to prison, at least not where i'm from.....i'd rather post bail and skip... get on a goddam cargo boat and get my ass to a non-extradition country and start a new life w/ no family, no friends, no nothing.... ..
josh b
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the cops had to question me b4 and i had 3 super silver haze undeer my 400w hps in my bedroom lol with fans nd shit and lucky he diddnt wanna go upstairs im safe =) and also next year im gonna do a like major planation outside.
u dnt want ur neighbours seing u moivng ur lights nd that about or potting ur plants up if u keep a low profile itl be ok
nice thread =) every worries altleast once and heres were to go
u dnt want ur neighbours seing u moivng ur lights nd that about or potting ur plants up if u keep a low profile itl be ok
nice thread =) every worries altleast once and heres were to go
shroomer33
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WTF are you talking about? Where are you, Turkey? Mexico???
Mr.Therapy Man
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Hes from Virginia thats the only commonwealth I know of
they have a book titled " Arrest-Proof Yourself" by dale c. carson and wes Denham... also free for download online... the book is written by an ex cop... former FBI Agent and currently criminal defense attorny.
The books and a MUST READ and it broken down like so
Introduction: Talking Shop with an Old Cop ................................................1
» PART I «
CRIMINAL JUSTICE PLAYERS:
COPS, BAD GUYS, THE CLUELESS HORDE
1 New Plantations for New Generations ..................................................29
2 To Hunt and Arrest Is the Quest of the Best ........................................50
3 When Youre Living Free and Tall,
Dont Become a Score in Police Pinball ..................................................61
4 Getting Wise to Real Bad Guys ...............................................................76
5 Get on Board with the Clueless Horde ...................................................83
6 Those Freaking Jits Will Give You Fits ...................................................95
7 Why Minorities Get Hammered ...........................................................109
8 Law Enforcement Shouldnt Give a Pass
to All Those Crooks in the Middle Class .............................................122
9 Some Modest Suggestions ......................................................................132
» PART II «
ARREST PROOFING ON THE STREETS
10 Cop a Tude and You Get Screwed .......................................................139
11 Dirty Cop Tricks .....................................................................................142
12 Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Dont Let Big Bad Cops See You ....................147
13 Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You? ...............................158
14 Blue Light? Stay Out of Sight! ...............................................................161
15 If You Lie, the Cops Will Pry ................................................................164
16 Mama Was Right: Stay Home at Night! ..............................................170
17 You Can Win by Giving In ....................................................................173
18 To Avoid the Tragic, Use Words That Are Magic ..............................177
19 Street Creds Are Tops for Dealing with Cops ....................................184
20 There Aint No Hope When You Carry Dope ....................................193
21 Emergency Procedures ..........................................................................197
22 When Girls Tell a Tale That Sends You to Jail ....................................202
» PART III «
ARREST PROOFING IN YOUR CAR
23 Citizen Inspection? Revenue Collection? Or Driver Protection? ....213
24 Mirror, Mirror in the Car, Will the Cops Stay Near or Far? ............223
25 Staying Free During a Traffic Stop
Means the Guy Who Loses Is the Cop ................................................235
26 To Be Searched or Not to Be Searched? That Is the Question! ........241
27 Tips That Never Fail to Keep You Out of Jail ......................................250
28 Car Creds Are the Key to Keep You Free ............................................255
29 Dont Get in a Lurch. Do a Search! ......................................................263
30 You Can Tell Cops Toodle-oo
When You Squirt the Yellow Goo ........................................................270
» PART IV «
AIDS TO LEARNING
The Golden Rules ..........................................................................................277
The Magic Words ..........................................................................................277
Index ...............................................................................................................279
The books and a MUST READ and it broken down like so
Introduction: Talking Shop with an Old Cop ................................................1
» PART I «
CRIMINAL JUSTICE PLAYERS:
COPS, BAD GUYS, THE CLUELESS HORDE
1 New Plantations for New Generations ..................................................29
2 To Hunt and Arrest Is the Quest of the Best ........................................50
3 When Youre Living Free and Tall,
Dont Become a Score in Police Pinball ..................................................61
4 Getting Wise to Real Bad Guys ...............................................................76
5 Get on Board with the Clueless Horde ...................................................83
6 Those Freaking Jits Will Give You Fits ...................................................95
7 Why Minorities Get Hammered ...........................................................109
8 Law Enforcement Shouldnt Give a Pass
to All Those Crooks in the Middle Class .............................................122
9 Some Modest Suggestions ......................................................................132
» PART II «
ARREST PROOFING ON THE STREETS
10 Cop a Tude and You Get Screwed .......................................................139
11 Dirty Cop Tricks .....................................................................................142
12 Peekaboo! Peekaboo! Dont Let Big Bad Cops See You ....................147
13 Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You? ...............................158
14 Blue Light? Stay Out of Sight! ...............................................................161
15 If You Lie, the Cops Will Pry ................................................................164
16 Mama Was Right: Stay Home at Night! ..............................................170
17 You Can Win by Giving In ....................................................................173
18 To Avoid the Tragic, Use Words That Are Magic ..............................177
19 Street Creds Are Tops for Dealing with Cops ....................................184
20 There Aint No Hope When You Carry Dope ....................................193
21 Emergency Procedures ..........................................................................197
22 When Girls Tell a Tale That Sends You to Jail ....................................202
» PART III «
ARREST PROOFING IN YOUR CAR
23 Citizen Inspection? Revenue Collection? Or Driver Protection? ....213
24 Mirror, Mirror in the Car, Will the Cops Stay Near or Far? ............223
25 Staying Free During a Traffic Stop
Means the Guy Who Loses Is the Cop ................................................235
26 To Be Searched or Not to Be Searched? That Is the Question! ........241
27 Tips That Never Fail to Keep You Out of Jail ......................................250
28 Car Creds Are the Key to Keep You Free ............................................255
29 Dont Get in a Lurch. Do a Search! ......................................................263
30 You Can Tell Cops Toodle-oo
When You Squirt the Yellow Goo ........................................................270
» PART IV «
AIDS TO LEARNING
The Golden Rules ..........................................................................................277
The Magic Words ..........................................................................................277
Index ...............................................................................................................279
doesn't sound like you've ever even been in.
your the only one saying anything like this. sounds like its 50/50 bullcrap with some truth.
panhead
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whats up email ,long time no see,anyhow i think your right,along with the poster you pointed out most posters in this thread have not did one lick of time in any pennatentary or prison. alot of posts read like a made for tv movie instead of real life experience especially the moron saying to pick out the biggest guy & kick his ass,try that shit in any michigan prison & he'd be clipping some young bucks toe nails & all the other good stuff.doesn't sound like you've ever even been in.
sambo020482
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wicked thread just spent 2hrs reading the whole thing, have never been to prison in me life not even visited a prison my only prison knowledge is from t.v and reading but it defo seems like the uk is much more civilized about prison than most countrys the states especially.
panhead and the 420? cant member the full screen name seem to have the most to say and it certainly reads like the truth, plenty of bullshitters in the thread tho ive never been prison and even i could tell they were lying lol
panhead and the 420? cant member the full screen name seem to have the most to say and it certainly reads like the truth, plenty of bullshitters in the thread tho ive never been prison and even i could tell they were lying lol
UNICRONLIVES
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Well I went in at 23 and the best way was not to be a bad ass !! hell the hardest part of it is RDC!! And I cannot say enough about a strong woman to stand behind you even in the darkest times!!! oh yea! COMMONSARY!!!!
sweetsmell
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So did anyone else have the bob barker line of toothpaste and health care products? 
CLOSETGROWTH
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I did almost 3 years... only advice I can give anyone is this.. Dont trust anyone in there, Lift weights, and dont ever snitch on anybody, and be good. The time will fly by only if you tell yourself *It aint no big deal* Be a grown man and do your time. You play, you pay... No whining allowed.
estesj
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Good thread! I went when I was 19 and did 3 years in FL. Stick with your race and city is how it goes down in FSP. We have allot of redneck Co's in north FL and they will beat your ass for no reason! I guess it varies from state to state. I have been arrested 17 times and I am 33, I have spent 6 years of those behind the fence. I have made so much money I would not trade it back for nothing. Just remember young bucks that doing time is part of the game! Good luck!
UNICRONLIVES
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holy fuck bro!! ive been in 3 diff. state pens and nothin even comes close to what you said!!! take your Vitamin R and quit watchin movies or talkin to people thats never been there. you prolly never even got put in gen pop(general population)!! worse you seen is prolly a drunk tank/detox!!
UNICRONLIVES
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my boy here knows what he's talkin bout! stick to your race/ block buddies and do your time!! if you are only lookin at afew yrs then most them boys in there wont fuck wit ya because they know!! NO BODY WANTS TO "STAY" IN THERE!!
......
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lol state an the county are to very different experiences.
I been charged as an adult since I was 15 for an armed robbery and got sent to the philly county jail and they had 8 of us in a cell for 3 months lol,That sucked so bad I was the only kid in it to which is very illegal for them to do.We were all eating good in there though.
Upstate is better if your not a bitch,the food and just about everything is better except for the people lol but thats where not being a bitch comes in at.
The best advice I can give to someone is dont give anything away if you do you will be labled a straight bitch that's paying someone taxes.
Try an get someone in there to pay you taxes just get cool with them an get them to give you some of that commi every week or beat that ass lol.
You cant really keep to yourself its best to get cool with people it will make the time easier to.
For fun I would talk allot of shit to the co's lol.
And if I couldn't sleep I would make sure the whole block couldn't.
I been charged as an adult since I was 15 for an armed robbery and got sent to the philly county jail and they had 8 of us in a cell for 3 months lol,That sucked so bad I was the only kid in it to which is very illegal for them to do.We were all eating good in there though.
Upstate is better if your not a bitch,the food and just about everything is better except for the people lol but thats where not being a bitch comes in at.
The best advice I can give to someone is dont give anything away if you do you will be labled a straight bitch that's paying someone taxes.
Try an get someone in there to pay you taxes just get cool with them an get them to give you some of that commi every week or beat that ass lol.
You cant really keep to yourself its best to get cool with people it will make the time easier to.
For fun I would talk allot of shit to the co's lol.
And if I couldn't sleep I would make sure the whole block couldn't.
......
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lol the only common wealth I know of is the commonwealth of pennsylvania trying to convict me.
BigBudBandit
Member
I've been to prison and general population ain't too bad, just keep ya head up and stick to ur own group of people, don't go wandering. It's kinda like boarding but every1 is ur enemy. Just stay outta the hole by staying outta truble. Lockdown is wat seperates the boys from the men, I went crazy while I was segregated and started talking to bugs on the floor and shit. If ur white, then hang with the whites; if ur black then chill with the blacks, don't try and be mr.diversity or ull get ur ass handed to u. Doesn't mean ur racist it's just how things work in prison, stay in groups or some1 will make u their ragdoll bitch with benefeits if u know wat I mean.