The 5 word story

[texaskilla]

that shitted on its self

 

[milowerx96]

. With his probe in hand

 

[nuera59]

while waving to the president

 

[milowerx96]

he grabbed the Koala and

 

[texaskilla]

smoked a fat dew-b j

 

[milowerx96]

It was then the farmer's

 

[nuera59]

mint flavoured tea for my

 

[milowerx96]

Herpasyphagohnaliads showed up and I

 

[nuera59]

pulled back the plaster that

 

[milowerx96]

was hiding the Hungarian midget

 

[IAm5toned]

was hiding the Hungarian midget

. Meanwhile, back at the farm

 

[skunkman98536]

farmer Joe got his shotgun

 

[IAm5toned]

and lubed it up because

 

[milowerx96]

his chicken was looking sexy

 

[IAm5toned]

but she wanted money first

 

[Green Cross]

but she wanted money first

And in a thick southern drawl the farmer yelled, I'll be dammed, if I'm going to let a Hungarian midget...

 

[uriah]

use more than five words

 

[sogbunn]

but the midget was speachless

 

[Antny420]

so he farted A tune

 

[IAm5toned]

that sounded like Jingle Bells