I have random drug testing for a year. I'm supposed to be tested only 12 times through out the year that I have it but it is completely random... meaning I could have one two days in a row and then not have one for 2 months. Does anyone know of any ways I can get around the testing and still be able to smoke? I've heard about having bags of clean piss in your pants that is kept worm with handworms and then you just poor that shit in the cup and your good to go. I've heard about some other ways but what I really want to know is if anyone on here has had testing before and if they found good a way to still be able to toke and how they did it. I also can't drink shit loads of water before hand so that my urine sample would have so much water that the THC couldn't be detected because if my shit is dilluded I have to come in the next day and piss again. I'll be free from the testing in November and there is no way in hell I can go for that long... i'm already starting to lose it since I haven't been able to toke because of it.
Ways to pass drug tests?
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skunkushybrid
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Just keep contaminating the samples... they will never be able to prove anything. Otherwise... if you want to keep the job, stop smoking.
Also, you could refuse to take it. What they gonna do?
Fuck that, unless they had the power to force me I wouldn't piss for the dickheads. This is against your human rights.
Are you in a career? If not, fuck the job and become a bank robber.
Also, you could refuse to take it. What they gonna do?
Fuck that, unless they had the power to force me I wouldn't piss for the dickheads. This is against your human rights.
Are you in a career? If not, fuck the job and become a bank robber.
Something my gay ass private school is making me do because they caught me and a few friends tokin... the results are emailed to both the school and my parents. If I don't do it they'll expell me which I wouldn't mind but I was 17 at the time and my parents forced me to do it and now that I've signed the shit because my parents made me I have to keep doing it. I'm really fuckin pissed off about the whole deal because it really doesn't seem fair at all. If I fail a test i'll get expelled. I also just really don't want my parents to know that i'm tokin still and want them to think i'm done. I really don't give a shit about my school.
Didn't realize there was already a fairly recent post about piss tests... sorry bout makin a new thread.
Didn't realize there was already a fairly recent post about piss tests... sorry bout makin a new thread.
skunkushybrid
New Member
No prob's... I don't give a...
If you signed the paper then you have obligated yourself to the task. The good thing is that they can't test you on weekends. So just smoke on Friday nights. Friday nights only. The rest of the weekend you spend working out and rehydrating yourself with plenty of water. I've done this in jail plenty of times.
Next time, stand up for yourself.
If you signed the paper then you have obligated yourself to the task. The good thing is that they can't test you on weekends. So just smoke on Friday nights. Friday nights only. The rest of the weekend you spend working out and rehydrating yourself with plenty of water. I've done this in jail plenty of times.
Next time, stand up for yourself.
muu232
Well-Known Member
I've been drug tested countless times by different tests, companies, and reasons and have never failed one to date. I was baked the whole time. 
The trick is to get someone about your age and sex who is clean to piss in to a bottle for you. Then transfer some of it into a small squirt bottle (like a visine bottle). Get some tighty whiteys and place the bottle under your balls to keep it warm. Now just pretend to piss but use the squirt bottle. This even works if they are watching you piss, you just gotta be careful and smooth about it. Worked for me at least 40+ times. Good luck!
The trick is to get someone about your age and sex who is clean to piss in to a bottle for you. Then transfer some of it into a small squirt bottle (like a visine bottle). Get some tighty whiteys and place the bottle under your balls to keep it warm. Now just pretend to piss but use the squirt bottle. This even works if they are watching you piss, you just gotta be careful and smooth about it. Worked for me at least 40+ times. Good luck!
nongreenthumb
Well-Known Member
Cannabis stays in the blood for at least a month.
If you wanna get around it you are going to have to stop smoking for at least a month, when you have done this pop down to your local doctors and get some piss pots, fill the lot and shove em in a fridge, just use one every time you need to give a sample.
If you wanna get around it you are going to have to stop smoking for at least a month, when you have done this pop down to your local doctors and get some piss pots, fill the lot and shove em in a fridge, just use one every time you need to give a sample.
skunkushybrid
New Member
or just use someone elses... it's not like they can afford to dna test it too.
skunkushybrid
New Member
Depends how much of a regular smoker you are. The heaviest of smokers (myself included) can take up to 28 days to clear from your urine. If you smoke only occasionally, 6 days is enough to get a negative result.
longluke74
Active Member
hi
where your parents are cocernd you should be honest with them dont argue sit down and tell how you feel about it. im sure your parents probaly like to have a drink now and then, explain how much of a killer alcohol is compered to how many people die from cannabis use, which at present is 0. you could even go online and give them some info on the various alcohol related disesis. they will probably say that "IT'S ILLEAGLE", so was alcohol about 70 years ago but that didnt stop people drinking. more were using alcohol then than using cannabis now. and im sure one day the god given herb will be legalised when these so called gorvernments realise that the by-products of growing this could help save the planet.the main reason for it being illeagle now is because of the oil companys and cotten traders.
anyway ive waffled on a bit now but it does upset me when i here about problems with family, its just ignorence.
hope all goes well
luke
where your parents are cocernd you should be honest with them dont argue sit down and tell how you feel about it. im sure your parents probaly like to have a drink now and then, explain how much of a killer alcohol is compered to how many people die from cannabis use, which at present is 0. you could even go online and give them some info on the various alcohol related disesis. they will probably say that "IT'S ILLEAGLE", so was alcohol about 70 years ago but that didnt stop people drinking. more were using alcohol then than using cannabis now. and im sure one day the god given herb will be legalised when these so called gorvernments realise that the by-products of growing this could help save the planet.the main reason for it being illeagle now is because of the oil companys and cotten traders.
anyway ive waffled on a bit now but it does upset me when i here about problems with family, its just ignorence.
hope all goes well
luke
I once heard a crazy rumour that if you piss inside a cup, boil it and then strain it out, mix it with alcohol and then 7up you will be able to drink it again and get high off of it. the THC remains, and that's what gets you high.
AHAHAHA I'm just fuckin' around that doesn't exist.
AHAHAHA I'm just fuckin' around that doesn't exist.
skunkushybrid
New Member
Drug addicts, when desperate, are known to drink their own piss. They do this because large quantities of ingested narcotics go straight into your kidneys without even touching the brain. I'm sure I read once that up to 90% of ingested lsd goes straight out the first time you take a piss.
water water water! flush flush flush your system out. you should be pissing like every 15 minutes. last time i did it i had to piss so bad by the time they actually let me pee in the cup i was so glad just to piss i didn't care if i passed. but guess what i'm still a free man and still smokin. must have passed cuz i'm not in jail. fuck the police and the prob. officers!!
mogie
Well-Known Member
Don't recommend this but this is what I found:
Urine testing
When it comes to urine drug testing, there are no real magic pills or potions to make you pass, but there are plenty of scams and misinformation. If you ignore all the "guarantees", common sense should tell you that any method of detox or dilution is a gamble, and simply won't work for everyone. Some methods may even seem to work for a majority of those making such claims, but if you don't want to take your chances or risk any failures, and you would rather be 100% sure to pass... then aside from complete abstinence from THC for a couple of months, substitution of synthetic urine is clearly the best way to go.
You can do an easy search on Google for synthetic urine and there are many to choose from. One of the best and also least expensive synthetic concentrated urine samples can be found at whizzinator.com for only $12 ! A couple of other highly recommended ones are Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee from urinator.com or the one from cleartest.com which includes everything you'll need, the bottle, temperature strip & heat packs. Another good one is QuickFix 4.0, which comes pre-mixed.
A The Original Whizzinator - PRODUCT - Pass Your Drug Test!
B the urinator
C Concentrated Urine - products for beating urine drug tests
D http://www.urineluck.com/product_details.cfm?id=1
They'll even ship it overnight (for an extra fee) if you need it extra fast, or local headshops often carry it too. They are good for a year without any refrigeration, you could just keep it in your car's glove box if you want. Just keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat. Then all you need to do is mix it with 2 oz of warm water to start with, or there's plenty of other ways to warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f quickly. You should get one of those little stick-on temperature strips to check it, and a little medical heat pack or hand warmer to keep it warm. If you drink coffee, you could use that to pre-heat up your water faster... just dunk the 2oz bottle or condom-full in it for a few minutes... or a windshield defroster can also work well, or just the heating pack can warm it up pretty quickly too.
The only brand of synthetic I've heard of that has been known to fail is called Clear Choice Sub-Solution, which comes with an extra powder that you add in to heat it up chemically. However, when a batch of synthetic urine reaches the end of it's 1 year shelf life, the creatinine buffers break down. So a good way to check them is to order some test sticks such as Urinecheck 6, so you can test it periodically and know in advance that the batch will still work for the test.
You don't really need to get the actual whizzinator prosthetic or urinator or gonumber1 "spare bladder" devices, because you can easily make your own using a simple 2 oz bottle like this one pictured below, or even just a regular condom.
If you use a condom, be sure it's non-lubricated and rinse it out. When filled, you can either just twist & bend the open end back on itself and secure it with a small rubber band, or even attach a little 1/4" tube to the end if you prefer, and then bend that back with a small rubber band to release it. I'd suggest putting it with a heat pack into a small sock or wrap it up with a piece of light cloth and carry it in your briefs.
Be sure to practice using it in advance with just plain water to make sure you have the temperature range everything just right, and you can carry and use it stealthily, without dropping anything or making any strange squirting noises like when you stop squeezing the bottle and it sucks the air back inside.
Each time I've gone for these tests for pre-employment reasons, the testing office was right next door to the restroom, so they opened up a specimen window to listen through. They also instructed me to empty my pockets and such, but they didn't frisk me. They also colored the water in the toilet blue, and said not to flush it, and not to use the sink or wash my hands either. Sometimes, they even use the 2-cup method, so the cup they give you doesn't have a temp strip on it, but the next one they have you pour it into does have one on it.
I don't really recommend using "someone else's pee" to substitute with, instead of the synthetic concentrates because of the potential problems such as needing someone who is clean and willing that you can ask & needing to be very careful about proper storage and re-heating of real urine to avoid spoilage. Gender is not a factor, as they are not permitted to test it for that, nor anything else outside the range of drugs they're normally looking for, but certain medications taken by the actual "clean pee" donors have been known to trigger a false positive.
Real urine is only good for about 4 hours or so at room or body temp before it starts to spoil and smell quite foul. But you can store it for up to 1 year if it is frozen or 30 days maximum if it is refrigerated. When you warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f... be sure NOT to use a microwave, as that can easily get it way too hot... and preferably let it thaw out in the refrigerator overnight first. The best way to warm up a frozen/refrigerated sample is with hot water. Place the sample in its zip-lock bag, condom or glue bottle in a bowl and cover it with hot water. Depending on how hot your water is, you can get a sample from frozen to over 100 degrees in about 5 minutes. Of course that's too hot, but it's easier to cool it off while driving to the test than it is to make it warmer.
But if you're feeling lucky and want to take your chances on dilution instead... remember that THC metabolites can be detected for up to 4 to 6 weeks after marijuana use. If you have more than a couple weeks notice, increasing your metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. The best ways to do that are to get lots of exercise, and eat lots of high-calorie foods then be lazy, and eat big and pack on some fresh, clean fat cells on top of the remaining older ones.
About 2 to 3 hours before the test, start drinking an 8 ounce glass of water quickly every 15 minutes, so that's about 1 quart or liter each hour. Instead of water you can substitute Gatorade, cranberry, grape or any fruit juice, coffee, iced tea, herbal tea, or soft drinks as they are all good diuretics. Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. The best choice is Gatorade because of its electrolytes and high sodium content. After about an hour or so, you should be voiding clear urine about every 15 to 20 minutes. Be sure you have voided dilute urine at least 4 or 5 times before your test. Continue drinking 8 more ounces of water or Gatorade every 15 minutes to replace what you've urinated for a total of about 2-3 quarts in 2-3 hours. If you drink too much water, such as a gallon or more, your sample will be more likely to be rejected as being too diluted. Also drinking excessive amounts of water in the days, or even the night before the test doesn't really help.
At about 3 hours before the test, unless you are aspirin-sensitive, take 4 regular aspirin (not Advil or Tylenol) and also take 4 Rolaids or Tums antacid tablets. Then take 4 more aspirin and 4 more Rolaids again at about 2 hours before the test. Instead of causing a false positive, like ibuprofen/advil is known to do, aspirin actually acts a smoke screen interfering with the EMIT assay, and reduces positive readings for 2 to 12 hours.
At about 1 hour before the test, take a vitamin B2 or B-Complex, with 50 or 100mg of B2. However, if the vitamin is time released, you can either take it earlier with the first 2 glasses of water at about 3 hours before the test, or else you'll need to crush it before taking. Within 30 to 45 minutes of taking your B vitamin, your urine should turn from clear to yellow for the next few voids.
It's very important to do a practice run. You can buy dipstick thc tests at a drug store or pharmacy or order them online to pre-test yourself. They're not as sensitive as a lab test, but they do work quite well so at least you'll know when you've got your method down properly. Everyone is different in regards to metabolism rates, age, weight, body fat % and THC consumption rates. The amounts of liquid and vitamins the time schedule to take them are only general guidelines may be adjusted according to your practice tests to insure the proper dilution rate and color.
Urine testing
When it comes to urine drug testing, there are no real magic pills or potions to make you pass, but there are plenty of scams and misinformation. If you ignore all the "guarantees", common sense should tell you that any method of detox or dilution is a gamble, and simply won't work for everyone. Some methods may even seem to work for a majority of those making such claims, but if you don't want to take your chances or risk any failures, and you would rather be 100% sure to pass... then aside from complete abstinence from THC for a couple of months, substitution of synthetic urine is clearly the best way to go.
You can do an easy search on Google for synthetic urine and there are many to choose from. One of the best and also least expensive synthetic concentrated urine samples can be found at whizzinator.com for only $12 ! A couple of other highly recommended ones are Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee from urinator.com or the one from cleartest.com which includes everything you'll need, the bottle, temperature strip & heat packs. Another good one is QuickFix 4.0, which comes pre-mixed.
A The Original Whizzinator - PRODUCT - Pass Your Drug Test!
B the urinator
C Concentrated Urine - products for beating urine drug tests
D http://www.urineluck.com/product_details.cfm?id=1
They'll even ship it overnight (for an extra fee) if you need it extra fast, or local headshops often carry it too. They are good for a year without any refrigeration, you could just keep it in your car's glove box if you want. Just keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat. Then all you need to do is mix it with 2 oz of warm water to start with, or there's plenty of other ways to warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f quickly. You should get one of those little stick-on temperature strips to check it, and a little medical heat pack or hand warmer to keep it warm. If you drink coffee, you could use that to pre-heat up your water faster... just dunk the 2oz bottle or condom-full in it for a few minutes... or a windshield defroster can also work well, or just the heating pack can warm it up pretty quickly too.
The only brand of synthetic I've heard of that has been known to fail is called Clear Choice Sub-Solution, which comes with an extra powder that you add in to heat it up chemically. However, when a batch of synthetic urine reaches the end of it's 1 year shelf life, the creatinine buffers break down. So a good way to check them is to order some test sticks such as Urinecheck 6, so you can test it periodically and know in advance that the batch will still work for the test.
If you use a condom, be sure it's non-lubricated and rinse it out. When filled, you can either just twist & bend the open end back on itself and secure it with a small rubber band, or even attach a little 1/4" tube to the end if you prefer, and then bend that back with a small rubber band to release it. I'd suggest putting it with a heat pack into a small sock or wrap it up with a piece of light cloth and carry it in your briefs.
Be sure to practice using it in advance with just plain water to make sure you have the temperature range everything just right, and you can carry and use it stealthily, without dropping anything or making any strange squirting noises like when you stop squeezing the bottle and it sucks the air back inside.
Each time I've gone for these tests for pre-employment reasons, the testing office was right next door to the restroom, so they opened up a specimen window to listen through. They also instructed me to empty my pockets and such, but they didn't frisk me. They also colored the water in the toilet blue, and said not to flush it, and not to use the sink or wash my hands either. Sometimes, they even use the 2-cup method, so the cup they give you doesn't have a temp strip on it, but the next one they have you pour it into does have one on it.
I don't really recommend using "someone else's pee" to substitute with, instead of the synthetic concentrates because of the potential problems such as needing someone who is clean and willing that you can ask & needing to be very careful about proper storage and re-heating of real urine to avoid spoilage. Gender is not a factor, as they are not permitted to test it for that, nor anything else outside the range of drugs they're normally looking for, but certain medications taken by the actual "clean pee" donors have been known to trigger a false positive.
Real urine is only good for about 4 hours or so at room or body temp before it starts to spoil and smell quite foul. But you can store it for up to 1 year if it is frozen or 30 days maximum if it is refrigerated. When you warm it up to the proper temp of 94-100f... be sure NOT to use a microwave, as that can easily get it way too hot... and preferably let it thaw out in the refrigerator overnight first. The best way to warm up a frozen/refrigerated sample is with hot water. Place the sample in its zip-lock bag, condom or glue bottle in a bowl and cover it with hot water. Depending on how hot your water is, you can get a sample from frozen to over 100 degrees in about 5 minutes. Of course that's too hot, but it's easier to cool it off while driving to the test than it is to make it warmer.
But if you're feeling lucky and want to take your chances on dilution instead... remember that THC metabolites can be detected for up to 4 to 6 weeks after marijuana use. If you have more than a couple weeks notice, increasing your metabolism is probably the most effective way to decrease the time period that drugs can be detected in your system. The best ways to do that are to get lots of exercise, and eat lots of high-calorie foods then be lazy, and eat big and pack on some fresh, clean fat cells on top of the remaining older ones.
About 2 to 3 hours before the test, start drinking an 8 ounce glass of water quickly every 15 minutes, so that's about 1 quart or liter each hour. Instead of water you can substitute Gatorade, cranberry, grape or any fruit juice, coffee, iced tea, herbal tea, or soft drinks as they are all good diuretics. Diuretics make people urinate frequently. Diuretics without caffeine or alcohol are recommended because caffeine and alcohol have negative side effects. The best choice is Gatorade because of its electrolytes and high sodium content. After about an hour or so, you should be voiding clear urine about every 15 to 20 minutes. Be sure you have voided dilute urine at least 4 or 5 times before your test. Continue drinking 8 more ounces of water or Gatorade every 15 minutes to replace what you've urinated for a total of about 2-3 quarts in 2-3 hours. If you drink too much water, such as a gallon or more, your sample will be more likely to be rejected as being too diluted. Also drinking excessive amounts of water in the days, or even the night before the test doesn't really help.
At about 3 hours before the test, unless you are aspirin-sensitive, take 4 regular aspirin (not Advil or Tylenol) and also take 4 Rolaids or Tums antacid tablets. Then take 4 more aspirin and 4 more Rolaids again at about 2 hours before the test. Instead of causing a false positive, like ibuprofen/advil is known to do, aspirin actually acts a smoke screen interfering with the EMIT assay, and reduces positive readings for 2 to 12 hours.
At about 1 hour before the test, take a vitamin B2 or B-Complex, with 50 or 100mg of B2. However, if the vitamin is time released, you can either take it earlier with the first 2 glasses of water at about 3 hours before the test, or else you'll need to crush it before taking. Within 30 to 45 minutes of taking your B vitamin, your urine should turn from clear to yellow for the next few voids.
It's very important to do a practice run. You can buy dipstick thc tests at a drug store or pharmacy or order them online to pre-test yourself. They're not as sensitive as a lab test, but they do work quite well so at least you'll know when you've got your method down properly. Everyone is different in regards to metabolism rates, age, weight, body fat % and THC consumption rates. The amounts of liquid and vitamins the time schedule to take them are only general guidelines may be adjusted according to your practice tests to insure the proper dilution rate and color.
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Sanifsan
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LOL no wonder why you did this in jail.....
dude, don't do what he says....weed will stay in your system for at least a MONTH...it stays in your fat cells and working out does make it get out quicker espcially if ur doing aerobics and cardio but you have to know all about it...I tried this shit with my probation...and even went as far as fasting for a whole day, i mean not eating anything at all for 24 hours or more before my drug tests and working out for like 40 minutes running and all that....didn't work and they put me in na/aa, I couldn't fake it to make it cause i have a mind of my own and my stupid nature which is called hard-headedness and stubborness got me locked up in state jail for a good 9 months...
but if ur not going to be in a lot of trouble then you can give it a try....your call