The "Explain your name" thread

[1twstdFCK]

mines from a aold korn song.. n it fits me. ha

true story

 

[midnight smoker]

back in the day the only time that was safe for me to smoke was late at night. i.e. around or after midnight

 

[brasmith]

Sounds like a fun job indeed! Ya know if they're still hiring?? I'm willing to relocate....

LOL! Me too!

They are always willing to train a new fitter onto the team, are you team oriented? jk

I'm sure there is a Macy's near you and they are always lookin for people who enjoy the fine art of boob measuring.

Let me ask you this how would you measue them if you had the chance?

Would you weigh them?
Hold them?
Compare them to fruits?
......

 

[Knickers]

I've found that holding them and squishing them together are quite effective means of measuring breasts. Well it's fun at least.

 

[brasmith]

I've found that holding them and squishing them together are quite effective means of measuring breasts. Well it's fun at least.

LOL! Your user name should be Knockers

 

[Dirtyboy]

My name is self explanatory. Giggle Giggle Giggle

 

[2talljones]

I have a condition, my penis is very large and I am not black, not to say only black guys have large penis. Some people envy this. trust me it gets old .specially when the girl says stop it hurts . so I had to pick it was either "TRIPOD" or "2TALL JONES" jk

 

[Dirtyboy]

I have a condition, my penis is very large and I am not black, not to say only black guys have large penis. Some people envy this. trust me it gets old .specially when the girl says stop it hurts . so I had to pick it was either "TRIPOD" or "2TALL JONES" jk

I am gifted as well. I am a step down from porno so i am told by a 50yr old whore. I figured she would know.

 

["SICC"]

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[Mr.Therapy Man]

My daughter highjacked mine from Jason Mraz

 

[masterd]

i usta get mail adressed to

Master D K L*****

so one of my mates started calling me Master D

i like to be cool and shorten it though... MasterD.. lol
the chicks dig it....

 

[IAm5toned]

mine speaks for itself.
plus i go by the nick 'Stoned' on some other sites

 

[smokeythebear3]

Seems like a pretty cliche name I know, but 1) I was stoned when I created the account (naturally, weren't we all?) and 2) I work in the forest products industry and am currently majoring in forestry at my school... So I suppose it makes sense. And the number 3 has always been my favorite

 

[steve1978]

oh dear. my name is a poor effort! the reason i have this is because im too stoned to remember a different user name for everything so i use this for it all! my ps3 one is the only one thats different.

 

[Moses'BurninCush]

My name was a sign from God that Moses should free the slaves

 

[lehua96734]

my name is the red flower in the avatar. it is the first thing to break throught the lava, to take hold and floursh, a flower sacred to the volcano goddress, Pele. it also means a close friend, trusted and beloved.

 

[trulojik]

i produce my own beats and songs and the software i use is called 'Logic pro'
the folder in which i store all my music work is called 'True Logic' !!

 

[jfgordon1]

 

[SmokeNowSmokeLata]

mine speaks for itself.
plus i go by the nick 'Stoned' on some other sites

bro i just have to put this out there, every time i come across you in a thread i start swatin my screen lol

 

[Bob Smith]

I just used my real name.

Obviously.