Dealer Etiquette

tnrtinr

Well-Known Member
you guys confuse me.

for once i was being good hearted cause 50% off is an amazing deal. and you guys think im bashing or being mean or something.

or maybe your just fucking with me idk.
$60 for a 1/4 around here is a STEAL. $60 an 1/8 for some mids is about right. 1/4 of dank is $120-$160. You can be my friend! kiss-ass
 

Pnuggle

Well-Known Member
i dont get my hopes up for people like that. stick to your grown room and develop your own etiquette :-D
 
Fuck, I never have to put up with that. My dealer will deliver 5 minutes after you call him, no matter what. He always has some of the most dank bud around. Discounts if you buy halves and ounces. Rolls in a Mercedes with a pit bull. If you got 30, he will give you the 1/8th and you can give him the other 20 when you get it.
 

leeny

Active Member
you guys confuse me.

for once i was being good hearted cause 50% off is an amazing deal. and you guys think im bashing or being mean or something.

or maybe your just fucking with me idk.
oh, dude they're fuckin with you hence the waaay happy smileyfaces

it would be either a :fuckyou : smiley or a :fire : smiley if they were really pissed....

Im given shit all the time for "apologizing"
*grrr* :twisted:
 

Gastanker

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Don't rule out gas money man. Say she buys her bud at $200 a zip ($3200 a lb is fairly standard here in California). If she sells her grams for $20 and does a legit 1.2 she'll earn $400 on the ounce - double her money. Say you want a gram, she earns $10 from the sale and you live 30 minutes away. Thats $10 a hour and stoners are lazy not to mention she will spend $10 in gass. Say you buy a 1/4 for $90 - shes earning $160 per zip which is $40 off your sale. Gas is again going to be at least $10 to drive an hour (30 mins there and back) and most likely more. She's losing 25% of her profit in gas not to mention the time it takes. If your boss suddenly asked you to work for 25% less you'de throw a shit fit I"m sure (I know I would) Shady dealers are lame but you gotta look at the math of it as well. Now if she is growing her own she shouldn't mind driving to sell small sacks.
 
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PadawanBater

Guest
how good is her grade bro?
I'd say it's decent most of the time, no complaints on the quality.

Fuck, I never have to put up with that. My dealer will deliver 5 minutes after you call him, no matter what. He always has some of the most dank bud around. Discounts if you buy halves and ounces. Rolls in a Mercedes with a pit bull. If you got 30, he will give you the 1/8th and you can give him the other 20 when you get it.
That is the kind of connect I'm looking for, perfect etiquette! Props to that guy!

Don't rule out gas money man. Say she buys her bud at $200 a zip ($3200 a lb is fairly standard here in California). If she sells her grams for $20 and does a legit 1.2 she'll earn $400 on the ounce - double her money. Say you want a gram, she earns $10 from the sale and you live 30 minutes away. Thats $10 a hour and stoners are lazy not to mention she will spend $10 in gass. Say you buy a 1/4 for $90 - shes earning $160 per zip which is $40 off your sale. Gas is again going to be at least $10 to drive an hour (30 mins there and back) and most likely more. She's losing 25% of her profit in gas not to mention the time it takes. If your boss suddenly asked you to work for 25% less you'de throw a shit fit I"m sure (I know I would) Shady dealers are lame but you gotta look at the math of it as well. Now if she is growing her own she shouldn't mind driving to sell small sacks.
Great points with this post.

I don't really have a problem with putting in for her gas if she's going to deliver, I mean I can see how that would work seeing as she lives that far away, it just bothers me a bit because I don't know if she's delivering exclusively to me when she comes or if she's already going to come anyway, and her lies...



Thanks for all the replies RIU. bongsmilie
 

dhhbomb

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alright you need a real connect who treats you right i used to slang for a few years and i always delievered to my peeps as long as they arent more than 20 min drive never ripped my customers off but hated deliverying for a 20 sack and my 20s are 1.5 never made alot of money but smoked all the time and smoked out most of my custs, but now i dont buy at all grow my own and hook up a few friends with my extras 10 a g but if they want an oz its like 220 only cus i dont have a job so need so ends but my shit eint no mids its dank good luck finding a new connect you need a local who delivers always has good bud and never skimps as far as spoting money never spot more than you can lose cus i can guarrantee it will happen at some point and i a stoner dont want to break some legs for 20 bucks
 

dontexist21

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I miss the days of the frat house, which I walked down the hall BOTH ways and I could get some of the finest bud AND be smoked stupid for a few hours. Good times
 
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Sr. Verde

Guest
I hate shit like that. When I hook people up I treat them like I would like to be treated....

I NEVER tell anyone anything i'm unsure of, I'm always straight and I will never lie. I'll tell you when I cant hook you up, I'll tell you when I dont have any.... I'll drop you a text when I pick up so you know... Ill tell you if it's bomb, or if it's average... If I think I'm going to run late Ill tell you... If for whatever reason I have to flake Ill call you and then hook up your next sack fat

Customer satisfaction is where I'm at, I cant stand flakey people they PISS ME OFF.


The dude that hooks me up is awesome, I call him up and he's at my house in 30 minutes with an oz that always weighs the same (I still check) and he actually calls me back when he's busy
 
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PadawanBater

Guest
I hate shit like that. When I hook people up I treat them like I would like to be treated....

I NEVER tell anyone anything i'm unsure of, I'm always straight and I will never lie. I'll tell you when I cant hook you up, I'll tell you when I dont have any.... I'll drop you a text when I pick up so you know... Ill tell you if it's bomb, or if it's average... If I think I'm going to run late Ill tell you... If for whatever reason I have to flake Ill call you and then hook up your next sack fat

Customer satisfaction is where I'm at, I cant stand flakey people they PISS ME OFF.


The dude that hooks me up is awesome, I call him up and he's at my house in 30 minutes with an oz that always weighs the same (I still check) and he actually calls me back when he's busy

Nice man! You know exactly how to deal, great job with the customer service!

+ Rep
 
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Sr. Verde

Guest
Nice man! You know exactly how to deal, great job with the customer service!

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Thanks man, I come to think nobody besides maybe 2 or 3 people really appreciates it

It's not uncommon for somebody to sell a 60-65 dollar 1/8 and this dude the other day asked if he could get a $40 1/8 like what the fuck? That's just plain rude, I'm hooking it up HELLA cheap @ 50 bucks... I probably make like <$7 for every eighth I sell

By the way: Every sack weighs what it should weigh, even if I'm not too fond of the person. Herb is a universal thing, It makes me happy and you shouldn't rip people off of their happiness
 

Louis541

Well-Known Member
Wait, so this chick fronts you weed, and you're ragging on her? That alone makes her a pretty good dealer.
She seems like an awesome dealer to me. She delivers that shit from 30 minutes away? The way I see it, you should be paying her for gas, and compensating her for her time.
An hour to a drug dealer? That should be about 15 extra.
 

FootballFirst

Well-Known Member
you need a buffer stash so that when you run out, you call her and start using your buffer stash until she comes good. then use some of the new weed to replace the amount you used from your buffer stash.

repeat.
 

StreetRider

Active Member
A dealer who will front to you is a good find. Save up and buy a larger sack and she might change her ways. Tell her you understand the trouble of her sunning around. She may think you are using her. And for right now you kinda need her. You can catch more flies with honey then vinegar.
 

Bigrintxas

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Goddamn I hate going through unreliable connects!

This chick I've been buying from is soooo fucking annoying, I've been considering dropping her ass for weeks, I think today was the final straw.

I've never dealt before, but I would assume general guidelines and basic rules apply to it, just like any other job.

She used to live like 2 minutes away, which was great, I could either go pick up or she could come deliver, but she moved 30 minutes away, so now I have to either go pick up or pay more for my sack to include her gas money to come drop it off for me..

That's bullshit. Why should I have to pay for her gas? Usually when she delivers to me, she's coming my way anyway, like she'd of came to town even if I didn't ask her to...

Half the time she'll say she's coming, but then never show up or show up 3 or 4 hours late... Who the fuck does that??

The one and only reason I keep her around is because she'll front me half the time till I get paid.

She never tells me the truth about her situation, which pisses me off. Like she'll lie to me (it's obvious when she lies, none of her reasoning makes any fuckin sense at all and she always stumbles on her stories) about not having any weed because she doesn't want to deliver..

I don't know, maybe I'm making a bigger deal out of this than it is, but holy fuck this pissed me off earlier, she said she was coming, I'm sitting here trying to get high before I go to work, then right before I go she tells me she's not coming! Enough time had already passed ensuring I couldn't call another connect to get a sack before work..

Motherfucker! :evil:
hey padawan, dude you need to grow your own. seriously man

Yes, give her gas money, dont be cheap. You should also giver her a tip for delivering.

And, she fronts you until you get paid? Oh man, you got lucky, quit your bitchin
 
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