Passing a drug test?

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Well I got a temp suspension from work because of a failed drug test about 2 weeks ago. Funny enough, my supervisor/boss told me that the test was coming and even pissed for me and it failed for opium, so I had to go piss again and I failed for THC. At the time, I just started smoking weed again for the first time in years.

So I smoked about a joint every day for about 3 weeks, and I've been clean for a little over a week now. I'm going to try to talk them into allowing me to come back earlier because currently they say 'drug rehab for 3 months, and then if you can pass a urine test we want you back.'

So...if I am able to talk them into letting me back early, I want to get it right the first time. So how long do you think I should wait, and what are some REAL ways to help? I've heard about drinking loads of water, and I'll be doing tons of cardio starting Monday anyways, so sweating a lot 6 days a week will help I've heard.
 
Geozander

Geozander

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Yeah dispute the results mate, ask for a re test. Get a clean piss sample from someone, put the sample bottle in your arm pit, so it is warm, then switch samples.
 
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I can't contest the test I have already taken, because I failed it the first time because my boss failed it for me and they had to watch me take it the second time because I told them I have NEVER done opium, which is true, before and that's what it failed for.

I will not be able to use someone else's piss again because the drug rehab I'm going to will have a dude stranding right behind me as I take the test. Now, for other random tests I get after the drug rehab...sure, I'll be able to and I already have plans to keep a small energy shot bottle in my tool box just for this occasion.
 
Geozander

Geozander

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CiderSpy said:
poppy seeds should be band, allways causing greaf. your boss eat a bagel or somthing lol.
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that is true about the poppy seeds. All you need to do is eat something with poppy seeds on it, and you will test positive for opiates. Watched a documentary in which they got a priest to eat a bagel with poppy seeds on it. Done a piss test, and he failed it. So you still have grounds to dispute the positive opium test.
 
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RustyShakleford

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I know for a fact that the water thing works. Drink as much water as you can that AM and make sure you piss a few times before and that it's completely clear. Your body can only process so much water before it just starts dumping it without giving it a chance to pick up any toxins in your system. DO NOT work out at all the day before your test. THC is stored in your fat cells and working out will burn fat and release it back into your urine. The test will come back inconclusive and most of the time they'll make you piss again but it buys you another week or so clear your system out for real. My wife did this twice and both times came back inconclusive but the company didn't want to pay for another so they just called it good. Definately not a perminate solution but it keeps you from pissing hot.
 
allgrownup311

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Yeah man same thing happened to me and i got laid off for two weeks!! I have smoked everyday for about five years now and i am clean today!! After only two weeks!! Took a test from wal-mart!! I just drank potable aqua everyday!! One or two pills in the morning and one or two before i went to bed!! The exercise really helps because THC is the only fat soluble drug out there and burning fat helps!! This is why it takes so long to get out of your system!! I agree with everyone though in that the only way to piss clean is not to smoke!! I grow now to occupy my time!!! BUT I LOVE SMOKING!!!!!
 
grimreefer24601

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You can buy test kits at most headshops to check yourself. For me, I test hot first thing in the morning, but test clean after a pot of coffee. So basically the water trick. Take some vitamin B and some creatine to make your urine look less watered down.

How is it legal for a company to require a sample of bodily fluid for employment? Seems like a violation of privacy to me. Makes me angry. Need smoke weed.
 
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RustyShakleford

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grimreefer24601 said:
You can buy test kits at most headshops to check yourself. For me, I test hot first thing in the morning, but test clean after a pot of coffee. So basically the water trick. Take some vitamin B and some creatine to make your urine look less watered down.

How is it legal for a company to require a sample of bodily fluid for employment? Seems like a violation of privacy to me. Makes me angry. Need smoke weed.
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Use caution on the creatine...They usually test for high levels.
 
Geozander

Geozander

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RustyShakleford said:
Use caution on the creatine...They usually test for high levels.
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think you may be a bit mixed up they do not test for creatine. Why would they test for a substance which is legal? They test for high levels of creatinine which is a component of your urine, when high levels of creatinine are present in your urine it shows you have been trying to flush your system, thus raising suspicion. I have been re tested in the past because of this, there is no definitive way to clear your system of drugs, either dont take them, or allow them to clear your system naturally.after 45 days of not smoking weed i was still submitting positive samples.
 
SunnyDaze

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My husband's company tests your pee the first time and if you contest it, then they test your hair. Soooo...uh...consider that.
 
Geozander

Geozander

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There is alot of people on here dishing out advice on ways to beat drug tests. Flushing your body with water aint gonna remove the drugs. It may work with drugs that clear your system quickly ie heroin. You aint gonna flush weed or benzos from your system. You need nature to take its course. The test kits you get at head shops aint all that good. Dunno about in the states, but it depends on your job whether you get tested or not over here. I went for a job as a truck driver, when i knew the company policy on drug testing, i decided against taking the job. Surely in the states there are jobs that dont require drug tests? The amount of time a drug stays in your system is an individual thing too, it varies from person to person. Depends on body weight, metabolism,lifestyle there are loads of variables. For the facts on drug testing try searching some of the medical sites.
 
Geozander

Geozander

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Also if you dispute your test or it is inconclusive and they do a hair strand test you are well and truly shafted. Everything you have taken from your last hair cut will show.
 
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