jenni8675309
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I like creapy steves avatar, it sets him apart from all the borring avatars. He is infamous for it.
it really is him btw... haha j/k
it really is him btw... haha j/k
** 5 Of The Best Places You've Had Sex? **
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bigbud x northenlights
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Trust me the best sex ive had has not been in a bed!!!!!!!!!!!! Outdoor is much better, all u boaring bed sexers get out there n try it, especialy if u think u may get seen, try it u might like it.
peacemane420
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Pnuggle
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So, here's how it went:
my ex-drug dealer(remember the EX part) wanted me to come chill at his house one night with his girlfriend, and my other friend was over there. Well, my drug dealer friend went to grade school with me so we were cool or whatever, but he had been staying up on meth(crank, actually) and cocaine for days, weeks, barely any sleep or food, and was going crazy pretty much. he was paranoid, told long drawn out, fucked up stories of random shit, about my family, someone else's family, his family, about how mexican cartel members brought him in to a pick up truck, ran a knife underneath his dick and he cried and all this shit, blah blah. Well, anyways,
he invited me over one night and we were chillin. he told me some fucked up story about how my dad is a real coke dealer, and i have thousands of dollars of coke in the walls of my parents house, and that im ignorant to the fact and blah blah. i was so annoyed at this point, what follows still dont bother me. he decided he needed a gun that night, just incase someone wanted to break in. so hes like "hey man, can you stay here with my girl while we go get this thing?" and im like alright.. cause i brought some drank with me in a cup and was just gonna chill. he left some weed on the table for us to smoke and everything. he left, next thing you know
his girl hes been datin for over a year starts gettin friendly. she wants some of my drink in my cup, and we drink it all, and shes like "his grandma has more liquor... ill go get it" so she goes and gets it, and we take 4 or 5 shots of some kind of liquor, and are farely drunk. she had some klonopins, and gave me a few and i took them. she started getting talkative about this guys money, and his drugs, and his room. and i was like "oh blah blah his room is blah blah?" and she got up and told me to follow her, so we stepped in his bedroom, and she was talking about something random, and i was like "man, if they came home right now and found us in here, he'd probably flip his shit" and she was over near a light switch. she said "yeah, especially if like, the lights were off" and then she turned off the lights XD
we then plunged at each other like fucking magnets, and fucked right on his bed. after we fucked and i nutted on his blanket, we fucked again, no rest time. thats the ONLY time ive ever been able to do that, and i think because in the back of my head i knew this guy could come home and blow my head off. well, i finish again all over his blanket and then, we get up and step out of the room, and hes turning the handle to the door. he walks in with my buddy, asks what we were up to, we said chillin, then he smoked some blunts. hahahaha. later that night, she said he was talking about how much of a pimp he was, counting his drug money right on top of where i busted my nuts XD
good stuff...
my ex-drug dealer(remember the EX part) wanted me to come chill at his house one night with his girlfriend, and my other friend was over there. Well, my drug dealer friend went to grade school with me so we were cool or whatever, but he had been staying up on meth(crank, actually) and cocaine for days, weeks, barely any sleep or food, and was going crazy pretty much. he was paranoid, told long drawn out, fucked up stories of random shit, about my family, someone else's family, his family, about how mexican cartel members brought him in to a pick up truck, ran a knife underneath his dick and he cried and all this shit, blah blah. Well, anyways,
he invited me over one night and we were chillin. he told me some fucked up story about how my dad is a real coke dealer, and i have thousands of dollars of coke in the walls of my parents house, and that im ignorant to the fact and blah blah. i was so annoyed at this point, what follows still dont bother me. he decided he needed a gun that night, just incase someone wanted to break in. so hes like "hey man, can you stay here with my girl while we go get this thing?" and im like alright.. cause i brought some drank with me in a cup and was just gonna chill. he left some weed on the table for us to smoke and everything. he left, next thing you know
his girl hes been datin for over a year starts gettin friendly. she wants some of my drink in my cup, and we drink it all, and shes like "his grandma has more liquor... ill go get it" so she goes and gets it, and we take 4 or 5 shots of some kind of liquor, and are farely drunk. she had some klonopins, and gave me a few and i took them. she started getting talkative about this guys money, and his drugs, and his room. and i was like "oh blah blah his room is blah blah?" and she got up and told me to follow her, so we stepped in his bedroom, and she was talking about something random, and i was like "man, if they came home right now and found us in here, he'd probably flip his shit" and she was over near a light switch. she said "yeah, especially if like, the lights were off" and then she turned off the lights XD
we then plunged at each other like fucking magnets, and fucked right on his bed. after we fucked and i nutted on his blanket, we fucked again, no rest time. thats the ONLY time ive ever been able to do that, and i think because in the back of my head i knew this guy could come home and blow my head off. well, i finish again all over his blanket and then, we get up and step out of the room, and hes turning the handle to the door. he walks in with my buddy, asks what we were up to, we said chillin, then he smoked some blunts. hahahaha. later that night, she said he was talking about how much of a pimp he was, counting his drug money right on top of where i busted my nuts XD
good stuff...
bigbud x northenlights
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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT,!!!!!!!!!
me and the misses had a thing going that wed fuck in every castle in our area, and theres planty believe me lol,
Hmm for me the bed beats the beach, the car, the floor, the counter, the shower, the pool, the hot tub, the bed of a truck, the roof of a house and that is all I can really think of where I have had sex.
Scooby doo ride sounds fun. I like the idea of having to do it in secrecy to avoid getting caught. Doing it in your girlfriend's parents bed....now that is a good one, especially if her Dad hates you.
Scooby doo ride sounds fun. I like the idea of having to do it in secrecy to avoid getting caught. Doing it in your girlfriend's parents bed....now that is a good one, especially if her Dad hates you.
KaleoXxX
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a true creeper, creepy till the end
DO NOT change that picture steve its funny shit. even better if it scares some people
KaleoXxX
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try yor gfs grandparents bed dude, that was weird as hell but it beats a parents bed
Hahahahh u made my night
peacemane420
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HAHAAAHAH!! that is fuckin hilarious man... is kinda skeezy of his woman to go and do that but oh well hahah
it was a good laugh for me
leeny
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stuck in dead stopped traffic with one of my ex dealers lolz I had left work early as I was "sick" just to do a run with him. it turned out nicely for both of us XD (k, there are so many people from ATX I feel like I'm gonna have a past with one of them and accidently tell a secret cus this is *just the internet*) :hope/pray:
Awesome story man. Just sucks that is how a lot of girls are. Give em a little to drank and they will take it all off. Ladies night....its almost to easy.
Nothing better than knowin you just did the dudes girl and he is talkin himself up about how great he is....lol
peacemane420
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Louis541
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Wanna dance?oh its not that bad!
had the music blasting with the doors open as well
all started cuz we were dancing in the parkin lot and one thing lead to another... ya know
peacemane420
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hahaahah!!
Pnuggle
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yes, she was very sleezy. talking about his money and his life, and then doing me on his bed.. but you know what? he deserved it.
he's a woman beater, apparently. they got in to a fight some time later and she was like "YEAH THATS WHY ***** FUCKED ME IN YOUR BED TWICE IN A ROW, BIG GUY" he proceeded to punch her in her nose. he was kicked out by his grandma and no one had seen him in a while, till just recently i saw him, but he didnt do anything except ride by on his skateboard. now, i really hate when i hear about women getting beat. but i think him and that girl deserve each other, they are both shitty people, coke heads.
peacemane420
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jesus!
yea people who are usually like that end up havin relationships like that.