How to survive prison?
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Puffster
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one of, if not the most intelligent things ever written on riu!!!!!
bgmike8
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people who say owned are so queer.
so i guess blacks dont exist then? there is no difference then?
you can say that we all came from the same place but it is obvious that whites evolved much more. and this is the race that i speak of.
purpdaddy
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If you chillin with the "BOYS" in LA prisons you punk.BOYS=PUNKS..Yea jail aint shit..go to PRISON..They got Booty bandits in canada..well lemme tell ya this..They got bitches in there that call themselves that and thats all they do..try to talk you out your ass and i seen happen to SO many freshfish whiteboys a couple blacks...
One of my close padnas got locked up..man on the streets he was a fucking fool would pull that 44 on you quick and would burn you to a crisp if you didnt give it up...His first day in there.As im leaving for work detail..i see him struggling with his mattress and shit..lil bitty dude..but was psycho i still dont understand..well i go help him to his rack and shit..try to give him the basic game before i leave,,Then i hear "WORK CALL" fuck i gotta go "just dont talk to anyone"Seriously...he didnt take heed to what i had told him...i got back from work...the bandits shaved his head and eyebrown and put him in sum red cut-offs ...When igot back to the dorm and saw that...It really fucked me up..So he was already sittin on the dudes bed thats a no no..i went over there and said hes for me..yanked him off the bed and made him sit in his bunk..went to the tv unplugged it..MAde a fuckin announcement that anyone fuck wth my bitch gonaa get they issue..That saved him..I told him to just go sneek SOMEONE anyone to get yourself in the hole and tell the warden you need to be in honors dorm..He shook back from it but i still think they got his booty..Jujst goes to show you..Prison a whole different world and yes it like it is on TV..Those are real prisons with real victs..Trust me its real.
shroomer33
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The Simpsons.
A cop can do whatever the fuck he wants. He can walk right in, if he has ANY suspicion of illegal activity...so, yeah.
Same with searching car, pulling you over...etc.
shroomer33
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A cop can do whatever the fuck he wants, whether it is Constitutional or not. Cops aren't trained in the Constitution like they used to be. Your job is to keep your fucking mouth shut and beat the case in court. Just pray that the judge has some respect for the Bill of Rights, which he probably won't.
And NEVER let them in your house!!! EVER! Talk through the deadbolted door. Tell them to bust the door down if they have a warrant. If they don't have a warrant, tell their dispatcher to call you on your cell phone. NEVER let them in!!!!!!
If they could get a warrant, they wouldn't be talking to you through the door. They would have already bust the door down and you would have 50 guns pointed at your pot smoking head.
And NEVER let them in your house!!! EVER! Talk through the deadbolted door. Tell them to bust the door down if they have a warrant. If they don't have a warrant, tell their dispatcher to call you on your cell phone. NEVER let them in!!!!!!
If they could get a warrant, they wouldn't be talking to you through the door. They would have already bust the door down and you would have 50 guns pointed at your pot smoking head.
Louis541
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A cop can legally search your car if he has probable cause. Your house is a different story, because of castle law. They absolutely have to have a warrant or your permission, which they WILL try to bully you into giving them permission. Just keep in mind that if they are asking it more then likely means they don't have permission.
purpdaddy
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That needed to be said... THANK YOU
if you dont know your shit now days when you run into the law...they gonna run clean over you..people please know state laws..A cop just cant do whatever the fuck he wants.They can lie to you to get the truth.So thats why its so important to know the COPS statutes and limitations as well as your own.
Imlovinit
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Seriously, what's going to stop the police from walking right into your house finding your plants and just saying he smelt the pot from the door. It's your word against theirs. Personally, i wouldn't even answer the door. Fuck em! If they want in they can knock my door down. I just hope i can destroy enough evidence to make it probation or community service. You don't have to talk to the cops, just your lawyer!
pretty new and stubble upon this thread. I just recently got busted in May(twice actually long story)...Apparently they had a task force with help from the FBI.(Questioned for 3 hours in the back of a police car by 2 feds. Didnt say shit so they sat my ass in the back of the patrol car with the windows rolled up in 100 degree weather) I'm out on bail right now still waiting for trial, they keep resetting it. My lawyer says the DA has not even charged me "Yet". The way they busted me was full of shit...Did not give a shit about my rights nor respected them. Nothing I can do at the time but hopefully my lawyers will try and suppress the evidence because they had no probable cause in the first place. I'm facing 2 years if I get convicted
newb19547
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Shit man! Good Luck to you
blakkmask
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1. If you socialize with anyone, make sure they are your same skin color. PERIOD.
2. One of the easiest shanks or shivs to make is to melt the grip end of your plastic, prison issued toothbrush and shape it into a point. With a little sly hand work, you can carry it around in plain view and know one notice its a weapon.
3. The first person that tries to punk you, no matter how big he is, FIGHT HIM. More than Likely It will be broken up before you sustain serious injury and the altercation is more over dominance not because that other guy dislike you. Show no fear.
4. Phones books under your clothes makes great armor against poorly made prison weapons. Try to pad it and tuck the edges into your pants to make it look natural. you dont really want anyone to notice it, this would make just wanna go for your eyes or neck.
5. If you run with a crew, try to never go anywhere alone. Prison bonds are strong, and your homies know the consequences for betrayal.....
6. Never apologize for shit " Im sorry" doesent exist in prison
7. Find a Hobby like reading, drawing, and puzzles to keep busy.
8. Drugs are availible in prison but are ALOT more expensive than on the streets. drugs in prison usually sell for 5x more than street value.
9.Try to smugle things like orange and apple juice back to your cell. Add a few rolled up balls of bread for yeast...Ferment...and you can make some O.K. booze. Add fruit coctail for extra flavor.
10. DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SURVIVE. KILL, STEAL,LIE, SUCK, FUCK, SELL, PRAY, RAPE, TORURE, WHATEVER IT TAKES.
2. One of the easiest shanks or shivs to make is to melt the grip end of your plastic, prison issued toothbrush and shape it into a point. With a little sly hand work, you can carry it around in plain view and know one notice its a weapon.
3. The first person that tries to punk you, no matter how big he is, FIGHT HIM. More than Likely It will be broken up before you sustain serious injury and the altercation is more over dominance not because that other guy dislike you. Show no fear.
4. Phones books under your clothes makes great armor against poorly made prison weapons. Try to pad it and tuck the edges into your pants to make it look natural. you dont really want anyone to notice it, this would make just wanna go for your eyes or neck.
5. If you run with a crew, try to never go anywhere alone. Prison bonds are strong, and your homies know the consequences for betrayal.....
6. Never apologize for shit " Im sorry" doesent exist in prison
7. Find a Hobby like reading, drawing, and puzzles to keep busy.
8. Drugs are availible in prison but are ALOT more expensive than on the streets. drugs in prison usually sell for 5x more than street value.
9.Try to smugle things like orange and apple juice back to your cell. Add a few rolled up balls of bread for yeast...Ferment...and you can make some O.K. booze. Add fruit coctail for extra flavor.
10. DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO SURVIVE. KILL, STEAL,LIE, SUCK, FUCK, SELL, PRAY, RAPE, TORURE, WHATEVER IT TAKES.
shroomer33
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Damned good thing you kept your mouth shut.
You should file a civil suit against the pigs who put you in a hot car. It is against the law to do that to a dog. They are treating you worse than a dog. SUE THEM!!
Even if they beat the charge, they can't beat the ride of going to court and paying for a lawyer.
I've read every single page in this topic.
I've never been or have been to jail/prison. But this advice seems to be the most logical i've read.
1.) Walk with your head up... don't stare at the ground.
2.) like above: don't act like a victim or you will be a victim. You will be sized up from the moment you get there and they WILL have an idea why you are in there.
3.) If attacked fight back with everything you have (even if you lose) or else you will look like a coward and that'll just be inviting more trouble your way.
4.) Don't talk about your problems and don't talk about other peoples problems.
5.) Do not trust ANYBODY
6.) never accept anything from anybody. never take anything you find on your bed... just brush it off on to the floor.
7.) Do not gamble. Do not take anything on loan. do not ask for favors.
8.) cigarettes are king.
These sound like bad advice:
1.) when you get in, go up to the biggest baddest mofo you see and beat him up.
2.) do anything in order to survive
We are trying to reduce time in there w/o STD's right?
Anyway, I've never been and am not trying to pretend I know what I'm talking about. Somethings you are just going to have to learn when you get in there. Oh and for that kung fu guy that did that post like he was steven seagal... one guy you could probably win. With two, you probably would not. With three, you would not. Just remember this quote "Everybody thinks they can fight, Then they get hit with the truth" I forget where I heard that. maybe mike tyson.
Oh and just a thought. I've read in this topic that jail/prison was like candyland to it is hell. It's useful when you guys say what country you were in and if in the US, what state.
soooo... if any of you jail vets have anything to add or if some of my assumptions are just plain wrong. please feel free to correct me.
I've never been or have been to jail/prison. But this advice seems to be the most logical i've read.
1.) Walk with your head up... don't stare at the ground.
2.) like above: don't act like a victim or you will be a victim. You will be sized up from the moment you get there and they WILL have an idea why you are in there.
3.) If attacked fight back with everything you have (even if you lose) or else you will look like a coward and that'll just be inviting more trouble your way.
4.) Don't talk about your problems and don't talk about other peoples problems.
5.) Do not trust ANYBODY
6.) never accept anything from anybody. never take anything you find on your bed... just brush it off on to the floor.
7.) Do not gamble. Do not take anything on loan. do not ask for favors.
8.) cigarettes are king.
These sound like bad advice:
1.) when you get in, go up to the biggest baddest mofo you see and beat him up.
2.) do anything in order to survive
We are trying to reduce time in there w/o STD's right?
Anyway, I've never been and am not trying to pretend I know what I'm talking about. Somethings you are just going to have to learn when you get in there. Oh and for that kung fu guy that did that post like he was steven seagal... one guy you could probably win. With two, you probably would not. With three, you would not. Just remember this quote "Everybody thinks they can fight, Then they get hit with the truth" I forget where I heard that. maybe mike tyson.
Oh and just a thought. I've read in this topic that jail/prison was like candyland to it is hell. It's useful when you guys say what country you were in and if in the US, what state.
soooo... if any of you jail vets have anything to add or if some of my assumptions are just plain wrong. please feel free to correct me.
blakkmask
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So you would rather die than catch herpes? You'er committed