You know you're high when...

[duke23]

ive got 2


you know your high when your smoking a pipe, and then you forget your smoking, (o.e. setting it down and forgetting about it)

you know your high when you leave your house and you cant remember if you did something like close a door, turn off a fan, or something like that, so the rest of the time your gone your paranoid about what it is

Thats the worst thing man. Your high leaving your house then you forget if you put the weed away in your stash box or left a big fat joint in the kitchen for everyone one to see but thankly everything was cool.

 

[indy kuh]

when.....you think you hear someone coming so you jump the fuck up and run....

 

[Sr. Verde]

You know your high as fuck when you notice the container where you put the eighth you just bought two hours ago is empty.

 

[strangerdude562]

when you hear the phone ringing even though it's not

 

[1lastGodsend]

when you hear the phone ringing even though it's not

Hahaha I do that in my car when the radio is a bit too loud I always turn it down & check my pockets

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao i do that too

you know your high when you walk into a buildin and think everyone is starin at you and they really are becuase your shirts insideout lmao

 

[Sr. Verde]

You know your high when you walk into the McDonalds and order a Big Mac only to find out that your in a Burger King, and they don't have big macs.

True story, but my friend ordered first, we both thought it was McDonalds and the lady was like, "Uhh, you can't get that..." so we were both like, "Why not? Why can't we get Big Mac's?" and she was just like, "Because this is Burger King."

Then it took him like 5 minutes to order 2 Whoppers, Fries, and nuggets

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao i did that at wendys but i orderd a quarter pounder lmao
i have no idea what i was thinkin!!!

 

[Sr. Verde]

lmao i did that at wendys but i orderd a quarter pounder lmao
i have no idea what i was thinkin!!!

You were thinkin you wanted a fucking quarter pounder


Thats what I was thinking

 

[i grow everglades bud]

laughin on the fuckin floor................... wow
you know youve got a fuckin point there!
i really was diggin a QP lol

 

[leetsoup]

you know your high when milk tastes like vanilla

when while snowmobiling you forget there is an ignition SWITCH to press after turning the key...

 

[playa23]

you know you're high when you use the shampoo as the body-wash and the body-wash as the shampoo...and how it took me 15 minutes to think of that haha

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

you know your high when the shampoo smells so good you have to try a bit to see what it tastes like. f@cking horrible everytime

 

[SlikWiLL13]

when you find yourself with a pile of stems and an ashtray full of weed.

 

[classicody]

You know your high when.. you lose a 5 dollar bill while baked, and cant remember where it is for the life of you.

Then your mom finds it two days later.. on the neighbors lawn.

 

[PVS]

i guess i don't need to smoke up because i do a lot of this dumb shit when i'm sober.

 

[Pnuggle]

you know you're high when a pickle and peanut butter sandwich is all you can think about.
either high or pregnant

 

[1lastGodsend]

You know your high when you eat a peach & plant the seed in your pot inside your grow room & 30mins later out decide to take it out because your scared it's gonna grow thruthe roof & fuck upyour house.

 

[001100]

You know your high when you eat a peach & plant the seed in your pot inside your grow room & 30mins later out decide to take it out because your scared it's gonna grow thruthe roof & fuck upyour house.

dam

When you shut your hand in the microwave and expect it to turn on, while making nachos.

stay high.

 

[chitownsmoking]

you know your high when you try to watch a good as movie or show but you fall asleep cuzz ur so faded no matter how hard you try and fight it