You know you're high when...

[1lastGodsend]

haha man that's funny. Sank your gut?
I once drove to the park for a session & I drove into a shady spot under a tree & I turned the car off in drive. When I was all ready to leave my car wouldn't start. Man I spent like 30mins asking for cables then I got in my car & I saw the car in drive I felt so stupid

 

[k-town]

HAha! glad I'm not the only one with car troubles when I'm high.

Peace
K-town

 

[i grow everglades bud]

LMAO funny shit

true story that i do alllll the freeekin time!!!!!!

you know you high when you cant find your favorite hat that you have had since you were little and when you get sooo pissed you sit down and your hat moved and you go and fix it and you realize the fuckers sittin right on top of your head!!! i hate that shit lmao

 

[BoXofStankay]

When somebody steps outside and says "LOOK!! A DEAD BIRD!!" then, you run outside and hastily look up and say "where?"

 

[k-town]

LMAO funny shit

true story that i do alllll the freeekin time!!!!!!

you know you high when you cant find your favorite hat that you have had since you were little and when you get sooo pissed you sit down and your hat moved and you go and fix it and you realize the fuckers sittin right on top of your head!!! i hate that shit lmao

You must have been baked! No though seriously I have asked people do they have my lighter and a couple seconds later I realize that I'm holding my lighter in my hand.

Peace
K-town

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao i do that shit all the time too lmao

you know your high when start givin nugs away the size of golfballs to your friends for no reason
did that in high school and was famous when monday came around lmao i didnt remember a thing but wondered how i smoked an oz in a few hours lmao paid 300 for it too lmao but i didnt care cuz i found 5 1/2 oz's in like 25 black trash bags someone dumped out in the woods lmao

karmas the shit lmao

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

you know your high when youve packed a car load of stuff and drove to your new house to move in and spend half an hour trying to turn the key in the door bending the key out of shape , giving up going home enraged cos your landlord has given you the wrong key. two days later the landlord arrives to see what the fault is only to have them use a different key on the ring and let you in....

once moved in your so pissed off that the fridge wont work even when its plugged in and youve checked the socket and put a new fuse in and phoned the landlord to ask why the new fridge is broke, to have your pal come in and turn the thermostat inside from 0 to 5 and have the fucking thing spring into life.....

seriously i should stop smokin

 

[1lastGodsend]

Haha man no wonder they don't legalize it. The world would be full of friendly people with ooops onthe tip of their tongue 24/7.

1day I came home & I had left overs in the fridge. Took them out set them on the counter & I reach for a plateto serve it & warm it up & I put the empty plate in the micrwave set the time & I was nearly sitting on my ass when I bounced back up & I came to my senses. Man it's awful

 

[whiterhyno420]

you know wen u high we u talkin for like five mins and u forget wut u were sayin

 

[fly]

when you put bread in the toaster and sit down, you hear it pop but the thought of walking 5seconds to go get it is to much effort

 

[i grow everglades bud]

lmao this is great shit lmao

you know your high when you climb up on the roof with your girl to look at stars and when its time to get down you cant lmao because you cant find the latter that fell so you sit up there for 4 hours till you deside fuck it im jumpin into the pool!!
lmao i love weed

 

[nick the sick maniac]

you know your high when you go to get a glass of iced tea and take the picher and pour a glass then put the glass in the fridge and start drinking out of the pitcher

 

[cbtwohundread]

i know im high when everything feels irie,,in the city things get real shitty ya now

 

[i grow everglades bud]

no idea what your tlkin about lmao i live in the middle of BFE and nothin erie out here except for some gigantic prehistoric spiders the size of a dinner plate!!!!
you know your high when you look at your dog and ask him or her to go and fetch you a beer and seriouly meen it then tell him to fuck off becuase he dont do shit arround here lmao my buddy said that to his dog and was serious as fuck!!!!!!! i was laughin sooooo hard and hes like what the fucks so funny?? lmao

 

[Toy Machine]

You know your high when you make food and forget about it.

 

[chitownsmoking]

you know ur high when you look in the fridge like 5 times in a row when you got the munchies knowing damn well aint shit in there but some spoiled milk

 

[jjf1978]

...you watch every single second of a half-hour download!

hahah I've done that one.

 

[jjf1978]

you know ur high when you look in the fridge like 5 times in a row when you got the munchies knowing damn well aint shit in there but some spoiled milk

I hate that, I do that all the time like "if I look hard enough I'll find something hidden behind the milk"

 

[DRGreyMind]

you know your high when you hear a helicopter over your house and think there's a slight chance its after you

 

[rollingkansas]

you know your high when you put the box of cereal in the fridge

you know your high when your up on the roof after smoking and everybody is afraid of getting down

you know your high when you actually think your dog knows what your saying lmao