Ways to cover up and how to avoid being caught with a grow room

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Ax3

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Hey guys, i was just wondering if everyone could post what they say/do to avoid suspicions about a grow.

Specifically when at the shop or just confronted when purchasing grow room gear

And if you have a locked door with light visible from underneath the door and a humming from within?

Cheers guys
 
Erysichthon

Erysichthon

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i have one of your problems, the glowing door. my sound is killed by my window unit in my bedroom. my solution is just to keep everyone outta my bedroom, unless i trust them enough to know whats behind the glowing door. could probably put some weather stripping up inside to stop the light though. as for being confronted while buying supplies, i pity the fool who gives me any shit. they cant prove anything and most places dont really care anyway.
 
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green1golfer

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"Boss gave me a list and said go get this for me, hope this is the right stuff...."
My room has a lock, and you can use something as simple as a towel against the door to block the light.
 
TVMASDL

TVMASDL

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Pretty much, if a clerk asked you about growing anything just say:

"WTF SELL ME MY SHIT HYDRO JOCKY AND STFU! ROFL."

It'll work trust me. But you have to rofl. If you don't rofl it looks suspicious. :hump:

(But seriously nobody has any right to ask you what you're doing with the shit you buy.)
 
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Ax3

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i hear you guys that in a hydro store naturally they wont care, but im talking like something like bunnings (in australia) which is basically a huge warehouse shop with building/garden materials).

Also places like nursery's for nutes and etc.

Are there any plants that have a similar grow cycle to that of marijuana (so that if it does come up you can reply with, "oh im growing [insert plant]".

Thanks for all the replies so far!
 
TVMASDL

TVMASDL

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Tomatoes. Just say you plan on starting them in your shed/garage.

But even in a hardware store, they have no right to ask you what you're doing.

"STFU HARDWARE NOOB. LOL!" :hump:
 
bigweeds

bigweeds

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tell them your growing vegetables if they ask, tell them your fed up of your soil going dry so you looked on the internet and this interested you, and i would attatch a cloth or towel to bottom half of door inside so when you shut it light goes out. H T H
 
nuggetgrower

nuggetgrower

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TVMASDL said:
Tomatoes. Just say you plan on starting them in your shed/garage.

But even in a hardware store, they have no right to ask you what you're doing.

"STFU HARDWARE NOOB. LOL!" :hump:
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+rep for a hilarious idea.

Imagine the look when the hardware noob is just trying to be friendly and asks what im growing with all my soil and my reply is "STFU HARDWARE NOOB!!" The guy would jump out of his shoes.

I really want to yell at a hardwear store person now but I have lights and I just buy soil so nobody asks me. :cry:
 
TVMASDL

TVMASDL

Active Member
Hahaha.

Just walk into a hardware store and start yelling at people like you're a RIU troll.

"WTF COUNTER BITCH?!?! WHERE'S UR BATHROOMZ? I'LL PISS ON TEH LINOLEUMZ AND U GET TO CLEAN! ROFLCOPTERS!"

:hump:
 
wtffgr33n

wtffgr33n

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TVMASDL said:
Hahaha.

Just walk into a hardware store and start yelling at people like you're a RIU troll.

"WTF COUNTER BITCH?!?! WHERE'S UR BATHROOMZ? I'LL PISS ON TEH LINOLEUMZ AND U GET TO CLEAN! ROFLCOPTERS!"

:hump:
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all i can say is loooooooooool

kiss-asskiss-asskiss-ass
 
AquafinaOrbit

AquafinaOrbit

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Really though no part of a clerks job is to know why your guying what your buying, simply to help you in doing so. As for the door, blackout fabric draped over the door with a few inches of slack will block the light. Noise wise I guess it depends on your situation but I just say its a guest room and since no one uses it the dust settles and irritates my allergies, so I leave a fan with a filter going 24/7 to keep some clean air circulating.
 
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T.H.Cammo

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I always tell people I'm growing tomatoes - "Really fuckin' potent tomatoes!". Then, I follow that up with a sly grin and a casual wink.

I don't know if they "get it" or not, but it sure shuts them up!
 
Sharpies

Sharpies

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"Hey man, is this food good for my tomatoes?"
"Umm, yes son, see the tomato on the front?"
"Oh yeah... I mean, does it make the tomatoes FAT?"
"Excuse me?"
"Will it make the smoke taste funny?"
"Son, I'm going to need ID with this purchase"
 
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