o4's 2008/2009 monster attempt..:-)

DubsFan

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Smash said:
why would we give a fuck when we run this bitch? lol jk. im an american and ill be the first one to tell you: we couldnt give a damn less about your country's culture.. no need to. were all ignorant assholes. end of story.. or maybe sometimes foreigners are too snobby to see the truth....?



actually, no , on second thought, we really are just dickheads.
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Not that I want to get too politcal on a dank site. But my wife is Brazilian...we went to England back in 2001. We stayed with a Brazilian woman who houses Brazilian transplants into London (yes they were hotties). Anyway. One night this Brazilian chick starts telling me how we have no culture. I'm a little burnt out on that.

No culture...really?

I tell her have you heard of Elvis..."The King." The man that was praised by the Beatles because "before Elvis there was nothing." She responded with "of course I know of Elvis."

I asked her "have you ever hear of Jazz or The Blues." She says "yes I love the blues." Well sweetheart the blues is 100% American and so is Jazz.

"Have you ever heard of Michael Jackson..."

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Long story short. She was wearing American clothing that was made in China, listened to American music. Lived in London because she couldn't get a Visa to live in the US (you only need a passport to live in UK) knew all about American "culture" and had a date that night with an American to go see a movie that was...you guessed it...an American flick. Oh, she smokes cigarettes. On the count of three lets guess what brand she smokes. 1...2...3 Marlboro.

My goal isn't to diss anyone or their country. My goal here is to say hey, just cause your flat in London is older than our country doesn't mean we don't have a culture.

I could go on about all the things I can't stand here. But I've got to tell you. I truly feel I live in the best country, in the best state in the best city (San Diego).

Now if only the economy would go back to what it was like for me in 2007, I would honestly have zero complaints about anything other than my plants that aren't growing into trees.

Love peace and chicken grease.
 
DubsFan

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I just realized I've confused this thread with the 2009 Early Outdoor Monster Thread. Sorry 04'. Didn't mean to post my pics in your thread dude.
 
O4aUsErNaMe

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howdy all,well i,am back online and now have to start to get ready for this season in my new place.
i have a lot of work to do to get the gardens up to scratch but it is a good challenge.
nothing but gutless sand for miles.
but we will see if i can get a monster grow happening...:-)
 
w1ckedchowda

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DubsFan said:
Not that I want to get too politcal on a dank site. But my wife is Brazilian...we went to England back in 2001. We stayed with a Brazilian woman who houses Brazilian transplants into London (yes they were hotties). Anyway. One night this Brazilian chick starts telling me how we have no culture. I'm a little burnt out on that.

No culture...really?

I tell her have you heard of Elvis..."The King." The man that was praised by the Beatles because "before Elvis there was nothing." She responded with "of course I know of Elvis."

I asked her "have you ever hear of Jazz or The Blues." She says "yes I love the blues." Well sweetheart the blues is 100% American and so is Jazz.

"Have you ever heard of Michael Jackson..."

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Long story short. She was wearing American clothing that was made in China, listened to American music. Lived in London because she couldn't get a Visa to live in the US (you only need a passport to live in UK) knew all about American "culture" and had a date that night with an American to go see a movie that was...you guessed it...an American flick. Oh, she smokes cigarettes. On the count of three lets guess what brand she smokes. 1...2...3 Marlboro.

My goal isn't to diss anyone or their country. My goal here is to say hey, just cause your flat in London is older than our country doesn't mean we don't have a culture.

I could go on about all the things I can't stand here. But I've got to tell you. I truly feel I live in the best country, in the best state in the best city (San Diego).

Now if only the economy would go back to what it was like for me in 2007, I would honestly have zero complaints about anything other than my plants that aren't growing into trees.

Love peace and chicken grease.
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Very good point.

Lots of people don't get too enveloped in historical facts and just decide to shun Americans into the category of, "culture-less".

If she knew anything about history, she'd know that America has culture out the wooza.
 
thechoroid

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Man! just wanna camp out next to it and watch it grow. Wish you all the luck and keeping rodents and bugs away from it.Peace!
 
DubsFan

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w1ckedchowda said:
Agreed o4, hats off to you ;)

Sorry to jack your thread for that one post.
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never thought anyone would read that. I don't thin he will mind. Did you see his bush...he's too busy smokin to care about a random comment.

What a grow he had though...
 
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DubsFan said:
Not that I want to get too politcal on a dank site. But my wife is Brazilian...we went to England back in 2001. We stayed with a Brazilian woman who houses Brazilian transplants into London (yes they were hotties). Anyway. One night this Brazilian chick starts telling me how we have no culture. I'm a little burnt out on that.

No culture...really?

I tell her have you heard of Elvis..."The King." The man that was praised by the Beatles because "before Elvis there was nothing." She responded with "of course I know of Elvis."

I asked her "have you ever hear of Jazz or The Blues." She says "yes I love the blues." Well sweetheart the blues is 100% American and so is Jazz.

"Have you ever heard of Michael Jackson..."

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Long story short. She was wearing American clothing that was made in China, listened to American music. Lived in London because she couldn't get a Visa to live in the US (you only need a passport to live in UK) knew all about American "culture" and had a date that night with an American to go see a movie that was...you guessed it...an American flick. Oh, she smokes cigarettes. On the count of three lets guess what brand she smokes. 1...2...3 Marlboro.

My goal isn't to diss anyone or their country. My goal here is to say hey, just cause your flat in London is older than our country doesn't mean we don't have a culture.

I could go on about all the things I can't stand here. But I've got to tell you. I truly feel I live in the best country, in the best state in the best city (San Diego).

Now if only the economy would go back to what it was like for me in 2007, I would honestly have zero complaints about anything other than my plants that aren't growing into trees.

Love peace and chicken grease.
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o ok.. so you told her we have music culture... yup thats just about where it stops.. oh and coke sniffing rich actors/actresses that our kids idolize
 
DubsFan

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autoflowa said:
o ok.. so you told her we have music culture... yup thats just about where it stops.. oh and coke sniffing rich actors/actresses that our kids idolize
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You have to keep in mind the scope and context of the conversation and the fact that it lasted a whopping 30 sec. It was to prove a point, not contribute to wikipedia.

I could ask my my Brazilian wife, Israeli neighbor or Peruvian Aunt what their idea of our culture is. I'm sure you'll get three different answers. But they are here and not leaving...

I would prefer to discuss what 04 has shaking instead of discussing my terrible trip to London in 2001.
 
ballo

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that was soooo inredible...honestly haha...im jealous and cant wait to do my first outdoor and first monster attempt
 
captain insaneo

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CanadianGrowMan said:
Lol, no I didn't slap the guy. I just went along with it and told him we all live in igloos in Canada lmao.

But like I said, I don't think all Americans are ignorant to this kind of stuff. And the people on this site are probably more open minded and "worldly" than a lot of people.

~CGM~
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beer, hockey and putting gravy on fries does not a culture make, eh.
 
DubsFan

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captain insaneo said:
beer, hockey and putting gravy on fries does not a culture make, eh.
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Thread jack,

When I was in England I went to that old church (what's it called) the Westminster...cause in Europe churches aren't used for worship, just toured. Anway, the tourist trap I was on had Nanny 911 commentating.

She said the reason the church's paint doesn't match is because (in Brit voice) "It's so big you can't keep it all one color." I called BS and said if this church were in the US of A it would fucking match. She got mad. We go inside. She talks about their preservation of architectur. Dude they had 4" pipe running down hallways. Like hundreds of feet of exposed pipe. It was all sewer lines folks.

Here, the paint would match and we would have found a way to not have sewer lines running down the hallways of our national treasures. Deficit or no deficit...

What pissed me off wasn't their lack of attention to detail but the fact that they tried to give us a pile of doo doo about why it sucked. It sucked cause they didn't care enough. That simple.
 
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