lol, trust me man, anyone here who has the art down on any level, usually uses paper bags too sweat their buds. Check em' out, they work 3 times better.
Just fill a lunch paper bag halfway with the herb, then fold it up as tight as you can. Open the bag and fluff the buds once a day for 1-3 hours the first week. The burp will be shorter as time goes on. For instance I have some herb in bags right now, 8 days since chop. Burped them for an hour yeserday, and am gunna burp them for a half an hour to an hour tonight. As soon as your herb starts smelling more like candy over lawn, they're ready for the jar curing. During the first few weeks of the jar curing, I burp them for about a half hour, till I feel all the moisture is outta the suckers.
P.S.- The reason you sweat your buds, is so that the moisture is slowly released, providing you with smoother/tastier herb. Without the sweating, you'd have too hang them fer another day or two(drying it faster, breaking down more THC, and not as much chlorophyl, leaving you with a harsher smoke), or there'd be some serious mold issues after a week.