How to pass a drug test?
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Mr. Blazek
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Lots of Green tea, sweating, and well... not smoking. lol They also sell detox medecines in pharmacys that will flush thing like that right out of your system.
SableZen
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You can't really speed up the process despite what you hear.
Commercial 'detoxifiers' work on the principle that if you increase urine production you increase the elimination rate of any drug or metabolite floating around the system. So most are just diuretics and you can gain the same effect by drinking a lot of caffeine (plus Coke/coffee tastes better and is cheaper). Problem is, THC isn't water-soluble and isn't really impacted by diuretic use.
HOWEVER - increased urine production does result in very dilute urine... which means that the detectable amount of THC is less per volume. This is sometimes enough to return a result that is below a reportable amount and is considered a negative. Most testing checks for urine dilution though, and if it is too dilute they'll invalidate the sample. So it's a gamble between over-dilution or not enough and ending up postive. [You should also take vitamin B supplements if going this route as it will make your urine look less dilute to visual inspection.]
'Masking agents' have generally not ever worked for marijuana testing. In fact, some labs started simply testing for masking agents themselves along with the regular marijuana test. The presence of a masking agent in a sample invalidates the result and is usually considered a de-facto positive for drug use.
The best solution in my opinion is to spend the money on a realistic looking strap-on type system with a simple heating system and beg/borrow/steal from a straight friend a clean urine sample amount...
Commercial 'detoxifiers' work on the principle that if you increase urine production you increase the elimination rate of any drug or metabolite floating around the system. So most are just diuretics and you can gain the same effect by drinking a lot of caffeine (plus Coke/coffee tastes better and is cheaper). Problem is, THC isn't water-soluble and isn't really impacted by diuretic use.
HOWEVER - increased urine production does result in very dilute urine... which means that the detectable amount of THC is less per volume. This is sometimes enough to return a result that is below a reportable amount and is considered a negative. Most testing checks for urine dilution though, and if it is too dilute they'll invalidate the sample. So it's a gamble between over-dilution or not enough and ending up postive. [You should also take vitamin B supplements if going this route as it will make your urine look less dilute to visual inspection.]
'Masking agents' have generally not ever worked for marijuana testing. In fact, some labs started simply testing for masking agents themselves along with the regular marijuana test. The presence of a masking agent in a sample invalidates the result and is usually considered a de-facto positive for drug use.
The best solution in my opinion is to spend the money on a realistic looking strap-on type system with a simple heating system and beg/borrow/steal from a straight friend a clean urine sample amount...
northern cali
Active Member
urine the clear its fake piss i use it all the time for drug tests at work, works great you can order it online or get it at a head shop
SableZen
Well-Known Member
If it's just a regular health physical you won't be tested for drug use, even if they do a urinalysis as part of the physical... Unless it's a court-ordered visit, possibly a pre-employment physical, on long-term pain management, methadone maintenance, or something else of that nature - don't worry about any routine urinalysis your doctor might do. And definitely don't put off a doctor visit if you have any health concerns that need to be addressed.
Just to add for future reference if you are still concerned though: You can buy cheap drug testing kits over the counter at most pharmacies (including ****mart) that are really cheap. After abstaining, test yourself after two weeks have passed, and then once weekly until the test comes up negative. Then you won't have any worries at all when you go to get tested for real.
whiterhyno420
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sweat alot drink alot of water u should be clean with in 2 weeks well dats for me cuz i have a fast metabolism
n if u a lil on the big side its alot harder
also did u say BLOOD test dat goes bak 3 months
good luck
n if u a lil on the big side its alot harder
also did u say BLOOD test dat goes bak 3 months
good luck
BalloonFight
Active Member
They even make fake urine pouches with a big ol' schlong that you can whip out in case someone's gonna be watching you pee.
SableZen
Well-Known Member
Been working in the medical field for 10+ years and (ironically) conducting drug testing for about 5 of those years. So just to reiterate: diuretics and sweating don't speed up detoxing when it comes to marijuana specifically - just possibly result in a more dilute urine sample and a lighter wallet. Most NIDA labs won't be fooled by a dilute sample unless you are very lucky.
northern cali
Active Member
quick fix is great