Who is Fdd anyway?

[can.i.buz]

One time fdd stayed at a 5 star hotel in San Francisco. The prices were so high and the service was so bad, he slammed the revolving door on his way out.

 

[growwwww]

heard Fdd is the new chuck norris, nuff said.

 

[apasunee]

You mean an out of work has been bad actor,, or short.....

heard Fdd is the new chuck norris, nuff said.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

When fdd slammed the revolving door, 3 stars fell off. It went from the Hilton to the holiday inn

 

[can.i.buz]

I heard he always has to be on top when he's having sex because FDD NEVER fucks up.

 

[apasunee]

thats it,,,,, I need a beer......oops did I write that out loud,,, talk amoungst urselveves....

 

[pinkus]

Ya'll ever figure out if he is a screen writer? That's what I figured~

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

Many a women have cried"Yikes!! It's rootbound!!" In fdds name

 

[apasunee]

I heard he topped his manhood like his plants and now he can have sex with two women at once, and sexually gratify them the same way at the same time...

 

[LedZeppelin8906]

Some say Fdd discovered Marijuana, during his visits to Central Asia way back before 5000 BC; for enlightenment he walked without sleep through the mountains of Kashmir ( he inspired the Led Zeppelin song Kashmir ) and the Himilayas. After 7 days and 7 nights delirious he fell to his knees, and was going to give up. But then a ray of sun shone to what lay infront of him. A seedling, he tended the seedling with his last sips of water and took it. He planted it on sacred ground and it became the Tree of Life; he learned from the Buddhists how to re-incarnate himself and he tended to the plant through the ages; his path can be traced through history, he practically invented the irrigation system and showed the Mesopotamians and Egyptians how to grow food, and was present when the concept of Agriculture was created

 

[can.i.buz]

I heard that fdd taught his dog to pick up his own pooh because he doesn't take shit from anybody.

 

[can.i.buz]

If you play Pink Floyd's "The Wall" backwards, you can hear FDD banging your sister.

 

[pinkus]

ok so it's parables about FDD now~ he lives in a hole at the bottom of a cold dark lake, and only comes out to watch Colbert and tend his plants.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

The weed they found in an old ancient artifact was tested and came back with a positive I.D. , results showed what was expected, the colas laying next to the mummy was indeed the strain refered to as 'hijack'....

 

[can.i.buz]

I heard that FDD has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states just to legally wear pants.

 

[can.i.buz]

The only time that FDD has been wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I heard fdd has patent rights to a sit down lawnmower...

But has to share rights with craftsman

 

[apasunee]

FDDs wife had a baby,,,,,,, come out sideways, she didnt scream or nuttin.....

 

[can.i.buz]

FDD never has to use pick up lines. He just says NOW!

 

[Dr. Greenhorn]

I heard fdd can tell you what strain you have in you hand just by smelling them