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CrackerJax

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I saw something similar in Jamaica... 4 rastas all arguing calling each other Blood clots... such a humorous thing with the patois accent.... I could listen to that shit all day...
Blood clots? That's some funny stuff. I thought the pic was photoshopped for sure until i saw the back tire...:mrgreen:
 

Twistyman

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Blood clots? That's some funny stuff. I thought the pic was photoshopped for sure until i saw the back tire...:mrgreen:
When I 1st heard that I almost blacked out laughing.. I was watching these guys build small condo style rooms and they don't build bottom up..they start at the left after foundation and worked sideways..don't asked me how..I watched them and still can't explain it... (no wonder the place blows away every hurricane) ..anyway so the boss. comes up and freaks about some guys drinking Red Stripe beer instead of working..next thing they're throwing bricks.... then the line..said in a VERY jamaican timber..almost patois...
"you be a blood clot mon.." that was it for me...giggled like a jackass for the whole day..couldn't even look at them without cracking up..some funny shit I tell you...
 

CrackerJax

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One of the very few carib Islands I have NOT been to, but there does seem to be something about living on an island which changes ppl. Some real eccentrics on those islands.

A few years back I was sailing in the British Virgin Isles with some friends and we anchored off of Virgin Gorda to relax and let my nephew snorkel around the reefs. Well after a bit, we go up the steep hill where there are two restaurants and nothing else. Now at the base of the beach steps there was a sign which proclaimed credit cards accepted. We didn't have any cash on us to speak of, but with the sign and our empty stomachs, we went up the grade. Turns out after enjoying a 250.00 lunch that only ONE of the restaurants took credit cards. :lol:

I tried to get cash at the other place but they told me the only ATM was at the marina 12 miles away. I convinced the owner of the first place to keep the bar tab open for my wife and friends and I hitched a taxi which showed up every 15 minutes for tourists to visit that area. The guy driving was nice enough after I explained the situation. I'm thinking this is going to take a half hour or so. HA!!! That guy stopped to pick up his girl from school first, then to his house to drop her off. "ill be right back he said". He was gone for twenty minutes and the whole time I'm hearing this woman WAIL in a house nearby. Now I had already negotiated the fare before we left so i know he wasn't ripping me off, but still! Then we stopped at a friends house and he stays in the taxi this time but they talked for ten minutes. I finally got to the marina and got some funds and then took another taxi back. When I got there, TWO hours later, everyone was quite distressed, thinking I had disappeared, but all quite drunk as well. Thankfully I used both of my cards and covered the lunch and the booze! Don't get me wrong, I never felt in any danger what so ever, but the laid back lifestyle on islands is incredibly high! :mrgreen:
 

Twistyman

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Afternoon all......

CJ ..stay away from taxi's on the islands.. if they don't take you all over..usually free..they scare the shit out of you......

SICC was jonesing..........
 

fdd2blk

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seadoo is hitched to the back of the truck. temps in the 90's today. bacon and coffee then i'm outta here.

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motorboater

Active Member
Niiiiceee sounds like a great day!

Please tell you don't listen to this though, fdd.
i guarantee that the concert in that video is full of fat, sweaty 13 year old children.


had my brain waves re-mapped this morning. tired as fuck. dont know if i should try some medicine
 

w1ckedchowda

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i guarantee that the concert in that video is full of fat, sweaty 13 year old children.


had my brain waves re-mapped this morning. tired as fuck. dont know if i should try some medicine
If I had any medicine to "try" I would. :(

Currently sitting on my first harvest, waiting for the drying to finish so I can cure for a couple weeks.
 
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