Celtic Vixen
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I bet if you told the landlord they started a fire he might decide to do something. He may not care if you are annoyed but he will care if his property burns to the ground
How to keep annoying f#@king children from destroying my garden?
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StonerFishy
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i have a personal fav since i grow a bit of herb with my other herbs lol i like to tie fishing string tot he top of the fence let some go half way downt he fence some all the way down some down and 2 feet on the ground from the fence and on the end thats not tied to anything throw a few barbed fishing hooks. once they hop the fence or start walken a few are bound to catcht he legs and shit. now my problems with 16 to 20 year olds stealing my shit so i doubt there gunna run to mommy and say i got hooked up stealing shit. but i guess u could always say u got it set up for catchen skunks rabbit w/e kinda rodent(kid) from fucken with ur garden
gezzy da snowman
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land mines and not the crappy home made ones i am talking the bouncing betty ones that fly up and throw shrapnel every where
HAWTHORN:
this is what you need too grow, i worked with this stuff before it is nasty. the thorns when they get you cause a very itchy red area on skin and can cause swelling of limbs etc etc.
you may run into a nettle bush, but a hawthorn bush you WILL keep away after it gets you the first time.
the thorns are that sharpe they can go through the soles of sneekers and worn boots, they pierce leather gloves with ease and also those woven cloth garden gloves. you dont stand much of a chance. any english gardener will tell you hawthan is a nasty piece of work.
info below:
Crataegus monogyna
, Also known as Common Hawthorn and
Other common names include may, mayblossom, maythorn, quickthorn, whitethorn, motherdie, and haw.
it flowers in may and the smaller branches have thorns upto a inch long, they are nearly cattle and human proof with its dense thorn.
this is what you need too grow, i worked with this stuff before it is nasty. the thorns when they get you cause a very itchy red area on skin and can cause swelling of limbs etc etc.
you may run into a nettle bush, but a hawthorn bush you WILL keep away after it gets you the first time.
the thorns are that sharpe they can go through the soles of sneekers and worn boots, they pierce leather gloves with ease and also those woven cloth garden gloves. you dont stand much of a chance. any english gardener will tell you hawthan is a nasty piece of work.
info below:
Crataegus monogyna
, Also known as Common Hawthorn and
Other common names include may, mayblossom, maythorn, quickthorn, whitethorn, motherdie, and haw.
it flowers in may and the smaller branches have thorns upto a inch long, they are nearly cattle and human proof with its dense thorn.
Iron Lungz23
Well-Known Member
Just shoot them!!
ToneDepth
Member
Haha seems like the best way to go!! That or buy a bunch of cheap bricks and start hurling em when you see the little bastards lol
genfranco
Well-Known Member
wow... depressing..
Seems to me like you are dealing with some shitty kids. With shitty kids only one thing works... fear! They dont fear you cause they know mommy is the only one that can do anything... when you knock on the door the family inside just laughs at you... Seems like you need some cousins or nephews or something to come over and break a leg... they wont be able to trample allot with theire leg in a cast for the summer.
i mean im trying to live civilized ... but when people dont want to be... then just play the game... get some minor to do you a favor..
Seems to me like you are dealing with some shitty kids. With shitty kids only one thing works... fear! They dont fear you cause they know mommy is the only one that can do anything... when you knock on the door the family inside just laughs at you... Seems like you need some cousins or nephews or something to come over and break a leg... they wont be able to trample allot with theire leg in a cast for the summer.
i mean im trying to live civilized ... but when people dont want to be... then just play the game... get some minor to do you a favor..
Iron Lungz23
Well-Known Member
"Trespasser's will be SHOT!" Chk Chk BOOM!!
Tagh
Active Member
cops... Police charge people. For criminal activities and Traffic Violations. Not kids destroying a garden, with no parents around.
Personally if I lived somewhere and there was some little punks, I'd move. Especially if your on this website
Btw that poison ivy should work
HailTheLeaf
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Yes, because going 10mph over a "speed limit" I don't agree with and had no part or voice in the creation of is a crime, but not a bunch of little shits ruining part of my food supply...which I need to survive...on the planet. You know what else the police don't do anything about? Kids taking your $300 mountain bike out of your garage, destroying it, and stealing your bike pump. Fuck the police. Utterly useless.
The kids haven't been 'round to fuck with the garden since the fire incident, but it's too good to last.
The kids haven't been 'round to fuck with the garden since the fire incident, but it's too good to last.
HailTheLeaf
Well-Known Member
Nope, the bike was lost to a different bunch of little assholes where I used to live. Lots of little morons around here apparently. The police and their parents did the right thing by doing absolutely fucking nothing, they promised to pay me back and never did, and the cops never did shit about it, no one ever looked for my bike pump, kid was never punished, got new football gear instead.
robert 14617
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this the only apartment you can afford? or is there some other reason you stay there
HailTheLeaf
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Well, it's a nice place in a nice area, it's cheap, and there's a nice 90% chance I'd have the exact same problems living anywhere else. For some reason everyone keeps popping out children. I have yet to find a place where people are smart enough not to. Seriously, why not just do the world a favor and adopt a dog or cat instead?
Remember folks, have your neighbors and co workers spayed or neutered
Cyproz
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lol yea, dogs and cats can be way more obedient then any kids ive ever met. I recently got a pitbull/american bulldog( bullypit) and its awesome. He listens to me when i tell him good or bad. Plus when he gets older hes gonna be huge and scare all the kids away from my yard. here he is at 2 months old when i got him, his name is frosty like THC, but everyone thinks its frosty for frosty the snowman hehe.
and here is now at 4 months old
and here is now at 4 months old
genfranco
Well-Known Member
umm, Some of us have genes that would be a shame to extinct. But im sure the world can be without allot of these people...LOL...
Seriously, You need to get a HOUSE with your own yard n shit. Dont blame your failures at acquiring income or enough bank cred to get a house that kids dont have access to your shit, on people having kids.
I would love anyones kid trying that shit in my house. If my dogs dont eat them.. then my 3 children would take care of it themselves. But ya know... to each there own bro...
shepj
Oracle of Hallucinogens
ah man.. I had a little fucker break into my back yard last year and steal my bike.. he tried coming in the gate at about 12 at night later that week and I was sitting outside with my fucking shotgun aimed at him.. it fixed the problem (fucker moved out the next day!). lol I'm not condoning violence, but scaring some people may help ya ;-P.
genfranco
Well-Known Member
Umm... there is nothing less useful than a unloaded gun. What you gonna do when one guy shoots at you.
put a few shells in there. Its like in that predator movie....
Guns are like condoms. Its better to have them and not need them, Than need them and not have them.
lol...