ok follow stoners, today is friday, and i just got the worst news possible, i falied my last drug test for my PO after not smoking for about 33 days. HE wants me to come take another urine test on tuesday 6-2-09. I have been smoking everyday for about 45 days now. I need to pass the test to avoid jail time. Please help. Please list any products you had success with and has worked.
Urine test on 6-2-09 HELP!!!
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smokingblunts
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q carbo from gnc works and i would suggest running every day... sweating as much as possible to clean your system... if you weigh over 200 lbs the q carbo or most other products wont work because thc is stored in your fat tissue.... how much do u weigh??? alot of water till the day of and than q carbo and read the directions because it only gives u a 5 hr window
itsgrowinglikeaweed
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I was just reading about this this morning on the Norml site, while RIU was down.
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=3406
A few years back i also was tested twice a week for 13 weeks. I smoked pot EVERY day and passed EVERY test.
I drank a gallon of detox tea the morning of the test, and took the test within three hours of finishing the tea. You can get different detox teas at your local heath food store. According to what i learned this morning its not so much the ingredients of the tea, but just the consumtion of a large amount of water diluting your urine. either way i stayed out of jail and the judge even discontinued my testing saying " well after passing 26 straight tests, it's obvious that you do not have a drug problem "
But definately go to the Norml site, lots of options for you there. It can be done!! Good luck!!!
http://norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=3406
A few years back i also was tested twice a week for 13 weeks. I smoked pot EVERY day and passed EVERY test.
I drank a gallon of detox tea the morning of the test, and took the test within three hours of finishing the tea. You can get different detox teas at your local heath food store. According to what i learned this morning its not so much the ingredients of the tea, but just the consumtion of a large amount of water diluting your urine. either way i stayed out of jail and the judge even discontinued my testing saying " well after passing 26 straight tests, it's obvious that you do not have a drug problem "
But definately go to the Norml site, lots of options for you there. It can be done!! Good luck!!!
itsgrowinglikeaweed
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Oh yeah, your weight and BMI have alot to do with it. I dont mean to be rude, but if your a lard-ass your in big trouble! Start drinkin water NOW, and yea exercise will increase your metabolizim and your chances.
BooRadley
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Fake pee is supposed to work. Do they watch you pull you pecker out? If so, you might be able to use in combination with the wizzinator. But being a chick, I have no experience with that.
http://www.testclear.com/?AFID=21
Not sure if they sell this stuff at terrestrial head shops or not.
http://www.testclear.com/?AFID=21
Not sure if they sell this stuff at terrestrial head shops or not.
Jizzmaster0
New Member
Im going to get a powdered test kit also. I ordered a liquid one that u microwave for 10 seconds then put the heater on and wrap it to your leg or something but the powder looks like a nice smaller container anyway. cant hurt to try...i am not passing shit!
Mindmelted
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Lots and lots of water.and take a vitamin b12 tab to make your pee yellow.
itsgrowinglikeaweed
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No no dont do that you'll test positive for insanity! Ok really....what does ketchup do, and will catsup do it too?? Hey wait a minute....are you a Heinz sales rep??
Ronjohn7779
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LOL I think someone just wants to see somebody drink a bottle of ketchup. I can't blame him it would be funny as hell if someone did it.
purplekitty7772008
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Quick Fix Synthetic Urine.
If they watch you whip it out, then
get the whizzinator just like the other girl
suggested.
I smoke everyday, and when I finally have to take
a drug test for a job, this is what I will use.
If they watch you whip it out, then
get the whizzinator just like the other girl
suggested.
I smoke everyday, and when I finally have to take
a drug test for a job, this is what I will use.
Mindmelted
Well-Known Member
They can detect most of the so called Synthetic Urine
RuchaYolanda
Active Member
Wow! I just read an article on drug testing while RIU was down on High Times. High Times suggested you always purchase a product that has at least a 100% back guarantee...or the one below that has 200% back.
According to High Times, synthetic urine is your best bet.
http://www.detoxforless.com/index.html
Order this stuff right now. They are constantly changing the formula for their synthetic urine...the test gets more sensitive...then they change the formula again.
I have heard of people drinking bottles of water and vinegar and all kinds of other things and passing...
But synthetic urine is your best bet. They also have the "whizinator" because I know PO's enjoy watching you pee for some weird reason.
Good luck and let us know when you pass!
YO
darkdestruction420
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if its a po and it comes back diluted u go to jail! thats how it works for the people i work with and my friends
smokingblunts
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howd it go?????
Mysticlown150
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If it comes back diluted you go to jail? Wow cause I like a lot of water ima go to jail. that sucks balls.
darkdestruction420
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its a well known trick to chug water your probation officer will be wise onto that shit
Extortion22
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lol he hasnt come back. i bet he failed and hes already wearing handcuffs!
darkdestruction420
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yeah, i was thinking that too