It's al so fucking histerical!!

[emerl56]

Howdy all, I have been germing seeds for a while now, and now I have set them to work. I have 5 seeds from mostly middies bags. But I do have one seed from a $100 bag of one hitter quitter. It was some good stuff, the buzz you start about noon and when you wake up in the morning it is still kicking your assets.
I am kind of a light weight when it comes to herb though, but I ain't afraid to admit it. Been toking only 4 yrs now. I grew up on a farm in the summers and grew to loving crops. Use to tend a garden when we moved away from the farm and now I kill flowers from time to time. Since I toke anyway and (weed is stupid expensive) I figured start with soil. Did that, killed 2 plants now we are gonna really buckle down and give her a go.

Now I have a 5 gallon bucket, it is equipped with an 8inch air stone w/ check valve. My pump is an 185 gallons per minute, but at roughly 2 feet off the ground it pumps maybe fifty or sixty. Might be a bit small but I don't know, seems like it will do the trick, maybe I will just run it for a bit longer than 10 minutes at a time.
I am using a ten inch net pot that is square, odd I know but I could not find round ones and online was taking too long. I am using lava rock as my medium, not sure if this is a good idea...but was told by at least 5 ppl that it is doable. I have moved the seeds to the rocks in seperate areas and now I am waiting for the green to come in. Well thats it for now feel free to comment.

 

[dankmango]

i dont like the title of your thread. I dont get it either. did you misspell everything but the f word or did you mean to say al and histerical? if I knew what histerical meant I my get it but I dont even see anything going on here. why are you going to run your air pump on a timer? do your bagseeds not like air on there roots sometimes? (last sentence was a joke, all others are serious) do you even know what your talking about? I cant make sense from any of it. you shouldnt kill plants either, they are good for the earth. I only kill ones that help people, and I always plant one or 2 in its place to even it out.

 

[emerl56]

i dont like the title of your thread. I dont get it either. did you misspell everything but the f word or did you mean to say al and histerical? if I knew what histerical meant I my get it but I dont even see anything going on here. why are you going to run your air pump on a timer? do your bagseeds not like air on there roots sometimes? (last sentence was a joke, all others are serious) do you even know what your talking about? I cant make sense from any of it. you shouldnt kill plants either, they are good for the earth. I only kill ones that help people, and I always plant one or 2 in its place to even it out.

Ever giggle like a little school girl after you have smoked a bowl or a blunt? That is the reason for the title, And it is a frelling great attention getter. Look hysterical up in the dictionary that's what they make them for.

My air pump is not on a timer, (have NO idea where that comment come from) my Nutes pump WILL be on a timer. But I don't have one yet, I didn't even mentioned a timer??? (I think you need to re-read this!!) The comment about killing plants, this was about some plants I started. The 2 were before these, and they both died on me. (Dank you really need to learn what humor is...) I also just planted about 10 flowers outside for the wife so I will freely kill plants at my own discretion, O...and I got a yard to mow this weekend, so massive slaughtering of dandelions will ensue, SORRY to offend you....

SHeesh someone get this guy a percoset, and a hooker. LOL

 

[TeaTreeOil]

You failed at soil.. so went to hydro.... Hilarious. Hope it works out for you.

 

[dankmango]

you suck if you like percocets and hookers. what does this mean :Now I have a 5 gallon bucket, it is equipped with an 8inch air stone w/ check valve. My pump is an 185 gallons per minute, but at roughly 2 feet off the ground it pumps maybe fifty or sixty. Might be a bit small but I don't know, seems like it will do the trick, maybe I will just run it for a bit longer than 10 minutes at a time.

wtf are you babbling about here? a 5 gallon bucket with airstone= dwc, so any pump would be an air pump. why are you pumping water into something with an airstone? you are stupid bro. learn some $hit and then then make some suggestions of what I need. I think someone should get this guy a high times mag and some dirt. your like making your own crazy passive hydro system from what i can piece together, and its gonna kill your plants. lava rocks, air stones, and a water pump pumping nutrients sounds sooo crazy. hahahaha

you must be the dude in your avatar. hahaha

 

[emerl56]

you suck if you like percocets and hookers. what does this mean :Now I have a 5 gallon bucket, it is equipped with an 8inch air stone w/ check valve. My pump is an 185 gallons per minute, but at roughly 2 feet off the ground it pumps maybe fifty or sixty. Might be a bit small but I don't know, seems like it will do the trick, maybe I will just run it for a bit longer than 10 minutes at a time.

wtf are you babbling about here? a 5 gallon bucket with airstone= dwc, so any pump would be an air pump. why are you pumping water into something with an airstone? you are stupid bro. learn some $hit and then then make some suggestions of what I need. I think someone should get this guy a high times mag and some dirt. your like making your own crazy passive hydro system from what i can piece together, and its gonna kill your plants. lava rocks, air stones, and a water pump pumping nutrients sounds sooo crazy. hahahaha

you must be the dude in your avatar. hahaha

I have 2 pumps an air and a water pump. The air is on at all times, the pump in the bottom of the bucket is the 185gph. It pumps the nutes and water up into the middle of the lava rocks so the roots can get nourishment. I KNOW WHAT i AM DOING, just looking for some HELPFUL advice not some asshole being mean.

Yes I am the dude in the avitar, cocoon inflate hood and catsuit from cocoon.
http://www.cocoon1.com/
In total there is 700 dollars in latex there so mind your own. I have a good ass buzz and am very fine with what I am doing.

 

[dankmango]

unsubscribed cause I dont like watching failures. no need to pump water up into the medium if you have a reservoir with an airstone, just wasting electricity. but good luck latex bro

 

[dankmango]

dude that latex site creeps me out. anybody else check it out?

 

[TeaTreeOil]

dude that latex site creeps me out. anybody else check it out?

No, but I laughed hysterically when I saw his avatar.

 

[dankmango]

i reread the rules instead of rereading this dude's post. here is what I found, and made me realize why I dont like his title:
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and it was the only word he could spell correctly........ seems like he should get out of here with all his garbage grow bull, and his garbage spelling. learn to do research and keep it real. I think you need some chronic to get your mind right. lay off the spandex n percocet's. and your hookers are prolly giving you STD's