Finally got a bag of some CouchLock

[BongJuice]

I'm glad I was able to entertain most of you.
Think about it.....
Your an engineer, with a really good job.
You do very well in life, but you never give up the opportunity to smoke really good weed.
Plus, your a daily smoker.
Your on a business call out of state and you didn't bring any with you.
You were able to hook up with someone and get a Quarter oz. of some weed,
That is so sticky,
That is so smelly,
That is so dank,
Basically the best weed you've probably ever had.
Now your on your way to the airport with it in your pocket and it's smelling up the whole cab.

What do you do?
Throw it away? I would never throw it away unless it had bud rot on it.
Leave it in my pocket? Not a chance, with all the damn security checks that you have to go through nowadays, Fuck that.
Smoke it? I had an hour and a half to make my flight. Even if I tried, I know I wouldn't be able to smoke a quarter ounce in an Hour and a half.
I got over twenty years smoking weed in my lungs, I don't think my lungs could handle it.

With all that in mind,
Really....What would you do?

I think I made the right decision.

 

[aba]

you could of ate it all.

 

[jrh72582]

I don't think there's anything wrong with shoving some weed up your ass. It's your prerogative. Do what you need to do...

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

yeah putting dope in your ass isnt a big deal

sig ..............

 

[M1Gunner]

I dident read all seven pages of this post to understand you were gona take a beating on that one...But +rep for you for being straight up.

You got home safe and sound and with some good weed thats all that matters.

But a funny post none the less

 

[Tryingtomastrkush]

I mean thats all cool you deemed it necessary to shove it up your ass.

But when you said you did that.....you actually made penetration with the weed?
A little over the top if ya ask me

whatever helps ya sleep though

 

[vital101]

yeah... where is this "Totally Baked"?

Have to reply to this one.... You can find it on Netflix and it'sone of the movies you can stream. Highly recommended. Mix of standup and some funny skits. Have watched this many times while toking.

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

smuggly mcweederson is a good username idea lol

 

[darookie2000]

I'm glad I was able to entertain most of you.
Think about it.....
Your an engineer, with a really good job.
You do very well in life, but you never give up the opportunity to smoke really good weed.
Plus, your a daily smoker.
Your on a business call out of state and you didn't bring any with you.
You were able to hook up with someone and get a Quarter oz. of some weed,
That is so sticky,
That is so smelly,
That is so dank,
Basically the best weed you've probably ever had.
Now your on your way to the airport with it in your pocket and it's smelling up the whole cab.

What do you do?
Throw it away? I would never throw it away unless it had bud rot on it.
Leave it in my pocket? Not a chance, with all the damn security checks that you have to go through nowadays, Fuck that.
Smoke it? I had an hour and a half to make my flight. Even if I tried, I know I wouldn't be able to smoke a quarter ounce in an Hour and a half.
I got over twenty years smoking weed in my lungs, I don't think my lungs could handle it.

With all that in mind,
Really....What would you do?

I think I made the right decision.

I'm in a similar situation job-wise, I go through periods of heavy travel and on my first trip after getting my card I was trying to decide how I would go about getting meds to my destination with me. I settled on edibles (brownies and cookies) which I just threw right into my carry-on in a target bag with some snack mix and mixed nuts - people travel with snacks all the time so it wouldn't raise any suspicion.

It's strange to have to worry about things like this when you are a law abiding patient at home, and are travelling to a state with MMJ, but remember, when you fly, you're in federal territory.

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

i might take a BIG batch of cannabis cookies on my next holiday hehehehe

 

[iBLaZe4tozErO]

He said "slippity slip and It was up my ass" lmfao

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

He said "slippity slip and It was up my ass" lmfao

lmao. yeah like its normal

 

[bam bam]

Did you grind up the weed before you shove it up your ass?

If you grind up say 14 grams of weed you can pack it down into something slim and shove it up your ass.

Iam guessing people here think he is shoving nugs up his ass, lmao, shoving nugs, lol.

Iam really curious to know if you shoved nugs or grinded down weed.

 

[Louis541]

I thought you grew the best weed around? You did start the dealer thread right? Sorry dude, but I'd never buy anything at all from you if you told me this story in person.

 

[bam bam]

How do you get nugs up in your ass?

I can imagine grind down weed packed in weed, but nugs?

 

[Louis541]

When you think about it it couldn't hurt that bad. Q/oz? You take shits bigger then that..... Doesn't mean it would be comfortable though...

 

[bam bam]

When you think about it it couldn't hurt that bad. Q/oz? You take shits bigger then that..... Doesn't mean it would be comfortable though...

True. I would only resort to shoving weed up my ass if I was going on vacation. I would grind it up first though and then packed it in something tiny and then shove it up my ass.

 

[ONEeyedWILLY444]

this is stupid. everyone discussing bud plugging technique..... i like too wrap it in banana leaf and use walruss spit as lubricant...WTF hahahaha

 

[steve1978]

brilliant lao! i'm a bit suprised by how shocked some people were. i lived in lanzarote for 10 years and in the early days 96/97 the best smoke you could get was called heuvo or in english egg. this was real fucked up hardcore hash from morrocco that came in a egg shape and was smuggled in by morrocoons swallowing and then shitting it out normally in 7/10 gram eggs. i didnt give a fuck the smoke was awesome when you lit it it would start to fucking bubble! any way i would smoke skunk that had been up your ass! lol

 

[Massiv3]

LOL all the homophobes are crackin me up