i crossed a sheep with a kangar

[bigwity]

oo....................................................... and got a wooly jumper

 

[danrasta]

am i suposed to laugh

 

[bigwity]

no it came from a cracker and i would think you are far to cool to laugh at that kinda stuff lmao image is everything with u id guess

 

[danrasta]

really come on man my little 10 year bro comes out with shit like that and i take the piss outta him for it!

 

[bigwity]

how do u get a rasta out of a tree............................................... cut the rope

 

[WoldofWeedcraft]

how do u get a rasta out of a tree............................................... cut the rope

I've heard that one before.

LOL

 

[bigwity]

I've heard that one before.

LOL

i had to addapt it 4 public viewing

 

[easygrinder]

why did the sausage roll?

because it saw the apple turnover

 

[mister bishi]

These two starving bums are walking through an alley when one of them sees a dead cat.
He runs over, sits down and starts to eat the cat, tearing the meat from its limbs.
He says to the other bum, "Hey, I know you're hungry, too. Why don't you eat some of this cat?"
"Hell no!!!" replies the second bum, "That cat's been dead for days, he's all stiff and cold and smelly!"
The first bum says, "Okay, suit yourself," and continues to eat everything, skin, muscle, guts, all but the skeleton.
A few hours later as they are walking down the street the first bum says, "Oh, I don't feel so good. I think there might have been something wrong with that cat."
And just then, he pukes up a huge puddle of rotten cat flesh and guts with stomach bile mixed in, all half digested and looking like mush.
The second bum sits down next to the puddle and says, "Now you're talkin'! It's been months since I had a WARM meal!!!"​