New Job has a physical... uh oh... how to pass a piss test!??!

GangAman420

GangAman420

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Hey guys and dolls!!

SO i potentially have a new job interview... awesome cuz mortgage biz sucks for me right now... N E way what can i do to pass a urine test. I've been an everyday smoker, somedays heavier than others, for about 14 months now, so i know my fatass has some THC stored up in my gut. Now i do live in cali and have a medical card, but i dunno... some companies dont buy the whole medicinal thing...

WHats peoples suggestions? what have you done? I've heard about niacin, pros and cons... any experiences?

:spew::joint::joint::joint:THANK YOU :joint::joint::joint::blsmoke:
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

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Here's what I did. I got a buddy of mine that is clean to piss in a cup for me. Then I took a rubber glove (powder free), washed it out, poured the piss in it, and taped it to my thigh/waist 2 hours before the test so it would adjust to my body temperature. When I went to take the test I had a razor blade in my sock, so I went in the bathroom, got the razor blade out of my sock, pulled one of the fingers out of my pants, and cut the tip off...WHALA...there's a homemade whizzinator!!!:bigjoint:
 
budman226

budman226

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Here's what I did. I got a buddy of mine that is clean to piss in a cup for me. Then I took a rubber glove (powder free), washed it out, poured the piss in it, and taped it to my thigh/waist 2 hours before the test so it would adjust to my body temperature. When I went to take the test I had a razor blade in my sock, so I went in the bathroom, got the razor blade out of my sock, pulled one of the fingers out of my pants, and cut the tip off...WHALA...there's a homemade whizzinator!!!:bigjoint:
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good info, works everytime hope the new job is everything you ever hoped for lol.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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in high times they sell a fake dick with dehydrated urine and warmers... it costs 125 but I'd buy it to save my job...
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

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My way is cheaper...send me $20 and I'll send you a rubber glove, some duct tape, and a razor blade.....but wait there's more!!!!! If you act now you'll get 2..that's right 2 homemade whizzinators for the price of 1:bigjoint:
 
tckfui

tckfui

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I know but if you have to hand it to the person itl be not hot... I guess you can buy thoes glove warmers they sell at home depot... But some jobs they watch you pee and on probation... but if their not going to watch you than yea fuck it...
 
HumboldtGreenz

HumboldtGreenz

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I use the unisex fake piss stuff. It comes in a bottle, pre-made with a warmer and thermometer. $25 works like a charm. No having to tote around someone else's piss.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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thoes fake piss things are usualy real piss... and dehydrated piss...
you really buy synthesized piss??? do they put piss smell into it???
 
HumboldtGreenz

HumboldtGreenz

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Yes, I use synthetic urine. It doesn't smell much, if any. Pee smell is widely based on what you eat and drink. All they do is dip a strip in the pee, they don't do a lab. urinalysis.
 
Slickness420

Slickness420

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That all works fine, but I'm on probation and have to pass drug tests on a frequent basis, and they have to see my dick in the cup, not a glove. Here are the steps I took to be certain of passing the test. I had not smoked for three whole days before hand, and been taking 3-4 niacin per day (a few in the morning a few at night). Then, the day of I drank about one gallon of water one hour before I went in. Also, before I left, I took a glass of bleach, and a glass of water and dipped a knife in the bleach. I then dipped the knife in the water and repeated. Swirled the water, and down the hatch. The tester said I passed with flying colors, so it must of worked.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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check out this site whizzinator.com its a bit pricey but I think its worth it if you got a good job.
 
tckfui

tckfui

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hahaha... I didn;t really think of it as a dildo... its probably really soft though... But I mean If they watch you piss than I'd would by myself as many dildos as I have to lol
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
Slickness420 said:
That all works fine, but I'm on probation and have to pass drug tests on a frequent basis, and they have to see my dick in the cup, not a glove. Here are the steps I took to be certain of passing the test. I had not smoked for three whole days before hand, and been taking 3-4 niacin per day (a few in the morning a few at night). Then, the day of I drank about one gallon of water one hour before I went in. Also, before I left, I took a glass of bleach, and a glass of water and dipped a knife in the bleach. I then dipped the knife in the water and repeated. Swirled the water, and down the hatch. The tester said I passed with flying colors, so it must of worked.
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You're right man...my method doesn't work for probation...that's a whole different ballgame there:eyesmoke:
 
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