Traveling to mexico with Bud - fool proof
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ahhaha, this thread really is funny, dude think about it.
First of all its Mexico like everyone said you can get anything you want there just cheaper and probably better allot of Americas stuff comes from down there anyways.
Also if your gonna go through this much trouble you better be like hella careful because like they said idk if you have seen vids of Mex Prisons but, thats not a joke.
Also i think the chewing gum in mouth is your best bet. if not just be crazy take a razor, cut a small slit in your leg take a little green baggy and slide it up in there and try not to move when you get to mexico go to the ally were the guy sells body parts and pay him 5$ to get it out. and if the dogs smell it just be like oh i guess they like my leg "hahaha" the cops should be laughing so hard they call off the search give you 50 bux a pat on the back and let you through,
i know you didint start this thread to get bitched at but unless your gonna go big time and shove shit up your ass, i wouldnt try anything like this Plus you will be fucked when they find you 3 times, the first is when they find it, the 2nd when you get cavity searched, and 3rd when they mexican named Jorge fucks you for real,
dont be dumb dont do this shit
First of all its Mexico like everyone said you can get anything you want there just cheaper and probably better allot of Americas stuff comes from down there anyways.
Also if your gonna go through this much trouble you better be like hella careful because like they said idk if you have seen vids of Mex Prisons but, thats not a joke.
Also i think the chewing gum in mouth is your best bet. if not just be crazy take a razor, cut a small slit in your leg take a little green baggy and slide it up in there and try not to move when you get to mexico go to the ally were the guy sells body parts and pay him 5$ to get it out. and if the dogs smell it just be like oh i guess they like my leg "hahaha" the cops should be laughing so hard they call off the search give you 50 bux a pat on the back and let you through,
i know you didint start this thread to get bitched at but unless your gonna go big time and shove shit up your ass, i wouldnt try anything like this Plus you will be fucked when they find you 3 times, the first is when they find it, the 2nd when you get cavity searched, and 3rd when they mexican named Jorge fucks you for real,
dont be dumb dont do this shit
t@intshredder
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All I gotta say is:
FOOL PROOF
FOOL PROOF
shepj
Oracle of Hallucinogens
I mentioned backskatter earlier.. to add humor, if you put something up your ass and go through a backskatter "xray" not only do they know you have drugs, but they see the cannister in your asshole.Why the Fuck would you stick a PET bottle preform up your ass? Why would you put ANYTHING solid up your ass....Any smuggler with even a hint of self respect would just use Condoms to bag it and hoop it...
dannyking
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Maybe a christening candle? Its got sentimental value.Its not the dogs, its the Customs Agents who are wondering WTF you need to send cheap ass candles for. You can buy candles anywhere.
Seeds are different, they dont smell like the Chronic and its much smaller packaging.
The smaller the packaging the better chance of it getting through.
t@intshredder
Well-Known Member
The gun is my favorite. That's where I keep mine.
^^^That's the real "fool proof" right there. $10 says this kid tries it in his ass, but still puts the coffee in there.
2ill4u
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I think Frank Zappa said it best.....Dont fool yourself dude its going right up the poop shoot!! they wont smell it there
yeah right after i seen this thread and looked at the pic, i knew its not going on his thigh, that tube is built to go right up the pooper. dont worry i wont treat you any different, once a 1/8 th of weed takes your man-ginity.
but everyone saying that he can just buy weed when he gets to Mexico, that is not the greatest idea either. i know the American gets screwed circle, is quite large and a lucrative process in Mexico and everyone benefits except the stupid tourista.
SiCoSkateboards
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dont..thats all i have to say
Realclosetgreenz
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Yes key employment of Influenced robbery from officials, Starts with reason. DONT GIVE THEM REASON. and yeah weed in mexico is like, media manipulation in America.
BCtrippin
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I agree. Be careful, dont break laws in Mexico. The police will try to extort money, do whatever they can to get as much money as they can.
Its really not worth it to smoke some shitty Mexican weed, Unless you know some locals or something be careful, if your total tourist trying to find weed and you dont know anyone then its a Bad Idea..
wontime
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alot, but i wouldnt go now, i lived in a border town in texas for awhile, you would be surpised at the shit that happens that doesnt make national news! there was a place near where i lived that the river between us and mexico is maybe 30 yards wide. Worse story i remember when i was there i heard was two border patrol agents getting it with machetes, not a pretty crime scene id say!
wontime
New Member
why are people so ignorant, everytime they ship a million or 20 million or 50 million or 100 million back to the manufacturer for MORE drugs, it puts a huge dent in our economy and the value of the dollar!!! if the stuff was made/grown here yes it would be great for the economy!!
BCtrippin
Well-Known Member
Why are YOU so ignorant?
Why do you refuse to believe that drugs prop up the American Economy when its a WELL KNOWN FACT.
Before you spam that I think drugs are good, No I dont think they are "good" But they DO prop up a fragile economy, its a Fact of life.
If you don't think drugs prop up the economy, then Please, Tell me what you think would happen if tomorrow all shipments of illegal drugs stopped coming to America.
Do you think our economy would somehow get better?
wontime
New Member
absolutely it would get better, in his speech JUST today the president said the exact words, drugs from Afghanistan IE heroin, are destroying are economy, once that money for that shipment is GONE it is gone, yes dealers here spend some money but they too are UNTAXED, so they have to launder they UNCLAIMED INCOME before it can be put back into infrastructure.Why are YOU so ignorant?
Why do you refuse to believe that drugs prop up the American Economy when its a WELL KNOWN FACT.
Before you spam that I think drugs are good, No I dont think they are "good" But they DO prop up a fragile economy, its a Fact of life.
If you don't think drugs prop up the economy, then Please, Tell me what you think would happen if tomorrow all shipments of illegal drugs stopped coming to America.
Do you think our economy would somehow get better?
why is this point hard to get, american people sending billions of dollars out of the country good for our economy???? it hurts our economy when we buy LEGAL goods that were made out of the USA but atleast we got to tax the importation of those goods and regulate the sale, in the drug business the only money that trickles back into the economy is on consumer products, i have a safe full of the shit i cant claim, so thats money that cant be lent, spent, or used in the economy@@@
wontime
New Member
i can only compare it to if we let suzuki send as many cars into this country as they could build, sell them cheaper than the competition and not charge them any tax, are you saying that the guys selling the cars would make enough profit and spend that it would boost our economy and offset all that money going back to wherever the hell the build suzukis? how does the government get a cut? how does that help an economy?Why are YOU so ignorant?
Why do you refuse to believe that drugs prop up the American Economy when its a WELL KNOWN FACT.
Before you spam that I think drugs are good, No I dont think they are "good" But they DO prop up a fragile economy, its a Fact of life.
If you don't think drugs prop up the economy, then Please, Tell me what you think would happen if tomorrow all shipments of illegal drugs stopped coming to America.
Do you think our economy would somehow get better?
Drug dealers HORD money, the lion share goes out of the USA, the dealers buy ITALIAN Suits, PLASMA TVS,FERARRIS, more money out of country, a trickle of it stays here, a TRICKLE of a billion dollar a year industry that only employs criminals...
PLUS the burden on taxpayers to suffer the burden of putting on more cops to combat the drugs and drug related crimes... an argument for drugs helping the economy is futile, you are wrong. too much money is taken out of circulation and the dollar weakens, THAT money is more than just paper it has to be supported by the nations gold supply, like i said before, we are trillions in debt and billions of dollars leaving the country and being smoked up and shot up by junkies... and this HELPS the economy? I cant believe you could be that obtoose to not open your mind enough to see that any illegal business cant be good for any economy.
we arent getting anything viable, importing a consumable product, we are using fast as we get it. Show me something to prove i am wrong or substantiate your theory
longlizard
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¡Pinches gringos!...... No offense but your ass will be, ... for them to decide, if your caught
SARSIPPIOUS
Active Member
If you can't score weed in Mexico, you suck!