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Twistyman

Twistyman

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Two kiwi's in a knee sock.........

hey sicc.. I heard she chokes on small bones......

Do your balls hang low......................
can you tie them in a bow...............
can you put them on the table ...................
can you put them on the floor................................
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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tipsgnob said:
that would not work for me...if my dick was 2 inches from the ground, that would mean my nutsack would be dragging the ground..........:?
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Not good with all the cows around either.... May get milker by that 1/2 blind farm hand.... or get too close to the milking machine..... That'll put the Suck u tron 2000 to shame....
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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[QUOTE="SICC";2280553]thats why i have a lil stand with wheels on the bottom :mrgreen:[/QUOTE]
No delusions of grandeur there......

I saw a pic years ago .. some guy that was an elevator operator at the Empire State and because of the braking and gravity his gibblets were lowryders big time... about 10" away from home base.... :o
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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misshestermoffitt said:
I can't sleep, is anyone else awake ? bongsmilie


The IL senate committee passed the medical marijuana bill yesterday, step 2 of 5 accomplished. :clap:
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korvette1977 said:
Im here .. Yawn......................
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misshestermoffitt said:
It's 40 here and headed for a high of 64.
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korvette1977 said:
We have to get our passport pictures and start that process today


Going to the courthouse after school today

NH passed med weed
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Hi miss, vette... all.... looking like it'll get to 50-60f today..:bigjoint:

I've got sore feet..had that dry heel skin all my life and it's all cracked today and its sore...... :wall: I need to buy a ped egg....

They're just about to talk about that April 1st worm... apparently its a real threat..so I'll let you all know what they say...... I don't need to get my comp toasted... I can't afford another one...
 
420weedman

420weedman

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"PROTECT AND SERVE"


MEMPHIS, TN (AP) - A Memphis man who was driving his 83 year-old mother to a hospital says a Shelby County Sheriff’s deputy stopped him for an expired tag and did little to help as his mother died in the back seat of his car. Wayne Ables says during an early March 12, 2009 traffic stop, the deputy refused to follow Ables to Saint Francis Hospital-Bartlett and write the ticket there. The hospital was less than a mile away.
Instead, the deputy, whom the department has not identified, checked Ables’ license and insurance while calling an ambulance.
Ables said his mother Vernice Ables suffered from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease and stopped breathing during the traffic stop.
Published reports on Saturday, March 21, 2009 indicate the Sheriff’s Office is investigating and evaluating dash camera video.
 
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