Watching my wife Grovel is Hilarious...guys what would you do??

Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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So one of my wifes coworkers is leaving, and they're throwing her a going away party. Now everyone in the office hates this woman...they're just doing it to be P.C. or in other words Fake as hell. So It's co-workers and spouses whom are invited, and I don't want to go. This woman is like one of those Unattractive women with money so you already know how her attitude is. She's overtanned with fake boobs, and hands that look like burned hotdogs, but she still thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Now my wife wants me to go, and everytime I say no...she goes into this baby/whiny voice trying to get me to go. She's offering me a "sex whenever I want it card" just for going. It sounds enticing, but i'd rather masturbate than to eat shitty food and pretend that I actually give a shit about this woman.

Note: Before you guys call me homo for potentially side-stepping the pussy. Just know the food does suck. It's overpriced, and trendy, but the food is as stylish, and unsubstantiated as it's patrons.

So what would you do???
 
Shea_Heights

Shea_Heights

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u only live once so why not go it couldnt possibly be that awful of a time and maybe there will be other husbands who will be there that dont want to be there so u will have some people there to converse with(besides ur wife)...also mabe u could get super baked so it will seem like a good time even tho it wasnt
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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fdd2blk said:
i only go for the food. if it's gonna suck, fuck it, order a pizza. :)
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That's the thing. I've been to this restaurant 3 times.

1st time: Hair in my food
2nd time: 45 Min wait for Pink chicken
3rd time: I had to send a steak back 3 times because they gave me everything I asked for but Medium rare.

Bad company + no faith in restaurant= Bad time
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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Shea_Heights said:
u only live once so why not go it couldnt possibly be that awful of a time and maybe there will be other husbands who will be there that dont want to be there so u will have some people there to converse with(besides ur wife)...also mabe u could get super baked so it will seem like a good time even tho it wasnt
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Granted there is one of her co-workers that is cool, and we usually drink and talk shit the entire time. There will be another husband there, and he's cool, but he's a big talker. Like non-stop. Other than that...the rest of them are douchebags. Although...my wife does have a REALLY hot co-worker who always get's drunk and makes a fool of herself.

lol...you got me really weighing the options here. But we both know why I'm really going.
 
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420Alora

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Boy I know the type. Fake boobs, fake hair, fake tan and probably toting a fake hand bag she is trying to pass off as the real thing.

Get her to print off the desired amount of coupons for sex you think it is worth and turn them in as you want them. Trust me (I am a woman) the expiration on a verbal agreement is in corlation with the desired event she wants to attend. This way, you can pull them out when you want them.

OR

You can tell her that you are going because she wants you to go and that her agreement to some thing that she disapproves of in the future is on the table. Thats pretty much how we do it in this house.

You can also gain points (remember I am a woman) by bullshitting her and telling her that you are going to make her happy.

If you want to kill 2 birds with one stone, get a few of the fellas over in the corner and start making fun of her (fake woman) and laughing real loud while looking at her. Trust me, an insecure woman like that, it will trouble her for MONTHS> :mrgreen:
 
ANC

ANC

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Fuck the food and fuck the card.... life is so short... before one of you know it you will wish to just have a few more minutes together...
peace bru...
 
nickfury510

nickfury510

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if it were me...." no propblem honey, if this means that much to you then ill go, you dont need to bribe me with sex to support you and stand by you baby"...I guarantee this little gesture will work in your favor for years to come...
 
pharlow

pharlow

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Biggravy22 said:
Note: Before you guys call me homo for potentially side-stepping the pussy. Just know the food does suck. It's overpriced, and trendy, but the food is as stylish, and unsubstantiated as it's patrons.
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lol woulda done it to until you said
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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She's your wife, you should go to be supportive of her. 50 /50 remember? There may come a day when you have a similar crappy affair to attend that you'll want to drag her along to.

Plus won't it be fun to make fun of the fake woman? Give her a private nickname like "orange" and then every time someone says that word you guys can giggle.




Biggravy22 said:
So one of my wifes coworkers is leaving, and they're throwing her a going away party. Now everyone in the office hates this woman...they're just doing it to be P.C. or in other words Fake as hell. So It's co-workers and spouses whom are invited, and I don't want to go. This woman is like one of those Unattractive women with money so you already know how her attitude is. She's overtanned with fake boobs, and hands that look like burned hotdogs, but she still thinks she's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Now my wife wants me to go, and everytime I say no...she goes into this baby/whiny voice trying to get me to go. She's offering me a "sex whenever I want it card" just for going. It sounds enticing, but i'd rather masturbate than to eat shitty food and pretend that I actually give a shit about this woman.

Note: Before you guys call me homo for potentially side-stepping the pussy. Just know the food does suck. It's overpriced, and trendy, but the food is as stylish, and unsubstantiated as it's patrons.

So what would you do???
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