Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

[Stoney McFried]

I had a friend from this job once who told me she had her first baby naturally...he was ten pounds, and she didn't rip at all.I told her, "I have two words for you..BIG PUSSY!"..she was like," Hey fuck you!" But one night, we were partying and I was staying the night at her place, and she hooked up with this guy.Well, we went back and she took him to her room,they do the deed and he leaves.She comes out to fill me in on details, and said he was hung, and good in bed, but he kept sticking his fingers in her beside his dick.She couldn't figure out why.I said nothing.

 

[puffdamagikdragon]

Goddamit by the time my slow-ass computer has loaded up the reply window, and then posted it, you guys are talkin about something else! Shitmiester!

I love weed too. And cake. But not big pussies.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Got a virus?And I don't care for pussy, big or small, lol.

Goddamit by the time my slow-ass computer has loaded up the reply window, and then posted it, you guys are talkin about something else! Shitmiester!

I love weed too. And cake. But not big pussies.

 

[Kant]

I had a friend from this job once who told me she had her first baby naturally...he was ten pounds, and she didn't rip at all.I told her, "I have two words for you..BIG PUSSY!"..she was like," Hey fuck you!" But one night, we were partying and I was staying the night at her place, and she hooked up with this guy.Well, we went back and she took him to her room,they do the deed and he leaves.She comes out to fill me in on details, and said he was hung, and good in bed, but he kept sticking his fingers in her beside his dick.She couldn't figure out why.I said nothing.

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[Stoney McFried]

Lol.Exactly.She needed to do kegels or something....

Hello
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[robert 14617]

i don't mind if they look like a big old chewed up piece of bubble gum just not a huge gaping hole!!!!

 

[Stoney McFried]

No matter what, vagina is ugly.I've never seen one that I thought was attractive.All of them look like some healed up traumatic injury.Bleh.I don't see how guys can put their face in there, but to each their own.

i don't mind if they look like a big old chewed up piece of bubble gum just not a huge gaping hole!!!!

 

[Kant]

anyone up for some spelunking?

 

[Kant]

No matter what, vagina is ugly.I've never seen one that I thought was attractive.All of them look like some healed up traumatic injury.Bleh.I don't see how guys can put their face in there, but to each their own.

and dicks are veiny and weird looking. yet some girls are admirers of them...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yes, they are also unattractive.But you get fond of certain ones, lol.

and dicks are veiny and weird looking. yet some girls are admirers of them...

 

[robert 14617]

logger heads ,the long necked turtles with the skin that's all wrinkled and veiny

 

[SlikWiLL13]

No matter what, vagina is ugly.I've never seen one that I thought was attractive.All of them look like some healed up traumatic injury.Bleh.I don't see how guys can put their face in there, but to each their own.

as long as it doesnt look like a dropped, stepped on ravioli im good.

 

[Stoney McFried]

My old man told me once pussy looked like a flower.I said, yeah,a venus flytrap maybe.

logger heads ,the long necked turtles with the skin that's all wrinkled and veiny

 

[Kingb420]

speaking of loose, it would be like throwing a

 

[robert 14617]

that's why the saying lets rub uglies came about

 

[SlikWiLL13]

My old man told me once pussy looked like a flower.I said, yeah,a venus flytrap maybe.

thats a metaphor on soooo many levels.

 

[misshestermoffitt]

Alrighty then, enough pussy talk, can't we talk about anything else? Poor Vette, he would have loved this conversation, but he's out getting food and hair cut.

 

[robert 14617]

i hope he gets a piece today being his birthday and all ,,,i mean a piece of cake!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Lol.

thats a metaphor on soooo many levels.

Ok, then miss, what do you want to talk about?

Alrighty then, enough pussy talk, can't we talk about anything else? Poor Vette, he would have loved this conversation, but he's out getting food and hair cut.

 

[Kant]

mmmmmmm.....cake.....