The most important thread in the world: A thread about mustaches

[GrowTech]

I banged an old broad with a mustache when I was a junior in college---got drunk as shit at a bar and went back to her divorce pad

Friends kept saying I banged a tranny---and needed to go into rehab---because of the mustache

Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

I have a beard, I also keep a mustache. I trim mine at the ends every once in awhile, because I end up playing with the tips that grow of the corners of my mouth w/ my tongue.

Yeah... that is a problem for me also.

 

[The Son of Man]

I have sideburns on my junk---really

It looks like an elephant that likes to party

 

[GrowTech]

It looks like an elephant that likes to party

Epic LOLs.

 

[The Son of Man]

Someone needs to bring the hittler stache back---don't let that fucker take it---call it a social experiment

 

[shnkrmn]

Wow! So this thread's about mustaches??? COOL! We have needed one of these here at RIU for the longest time. Huge ROFL at SoM's party elephant. Get a wild flowery shirt for it too.

 

[shnkrmn]

Someone needs to bring the hittler stache back---don't let that fucker take it---call it a social experiment

Didn't that guy from Cheap Trick have one? Probably still does when they play at Branson.

 

[The Son of Man]

Branson kicks ass---I drove through there one time and was like who the fuck put this here? Finding Branson has to be what its like to see a ufo or finding a unicorn

 

[shnkrmn]

I'll bet you can find plenty of mustaches (well-trimmed) in Branson. What's the mustache capital of the US?

 

[SlikWiLL13]

I have sideburns on my junk---really

It looks like an elephant that likes to party

Son of Man - you never cease to amaze me. i just spent a minute and a half cleaning up the coffee you made me spew everywhere with that one.

++rep

fuckin sideburns...

 

[fukdapolice]

I have sideburns on my junk---really

It looks like an elephant that likes to party

its crazy, cuz i have a partying elephant, also. i aint shaving that shit, and my girl dont mind, so fuck it

i keep my mustache trim... cant have it looking like a caterpillar lol

 

[TeaTreeOil]

I just shaved my mustache!!! MUWHAHAHHA!

 

[SlikWiLL13]

i just shaved my junk-burns!

 

[shnkrmn]

I just shaved my mustache!!! MUWHAHAHHA!

The OP will not be happy

 

[DudeLebowski]

I have 2 weeks til i get a job, so im going to fuck with my hair daily until then.

Im gunna rock a mullet, chops, handle bar moustache, spike the hair out, may cut some numbers in the back
and then im gunna end it with the hitler stash, "IM TAKIN IT BACK" no one will rock that shit anymore cause of 1 guy

im takin it back

 

[tipsgnob]

I have had a mustache for 30 years, but after reading this thread i think i will shave it..........

 

[Frank Zappa]

its crazy, cuz i have a partying elephant, also. I aint shaving that shit, and my girl dont mind, so fuck it

I keep my mustache trim... Cant have it looking like a caterpillar lol

hell yeah!
Keep it coming!

 

[The Son of Man]

I have had a mustache for 30 years, but after reading this thread i think i will shave it..........

guess you'll have to burn the "free mustache ride" sign in your front yard and unhook the flashing neon lights

 

[tinyTURTLE]

there is a band called the vandals.
there is a song by them called power mustache.
a mustache is a symbol of repression and hate, never trust a man with a buttbroom on his face.
it's the facial markings of the man who holds you down.

besides, my wife would shun my kisses if i had one.

 

[dew-b]

It's facial hair. Men grow it, women wish they could grow it.

and thetre is some of those women that wish they couldn't grow one.
never make fun of grandma's mustache

 

[The Son of Man]

never make fun of grandma's mustache

When I was a kid I told my grandma her legs were gross---she had spider veins---she never wore shorts again---the rest of the family owes me big time