misshestermoffitt
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It's not just the slicing, it's the healing. have you ever tried to hold your pee for 3 weeks? It doesn't work.
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tipsgnob
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when I broke my neck I had a tube stuck in my weiner to pee...
onthedl0008
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Yea the most painfull part for me was the not having sex for a couple months afterwards..
Miss i knew i shouldnt have said it after i did.But she actually laughed when i said it..tHe doctor the one that got upset haha.kinda lightened the mood.
I feel for u tho.. That would hurt im sure.
Miss i knew i shouldnt have said it after i did.But she actually laughed when i said it..tHe doctor the one that got upset haha.kinda lightened the mood.
I feel for u tho.. That would hurt im sure.
diemdepyro
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When i awoke from the stroke they had catheterized me, I was pissed
Really
Really
diemdepyro
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If women have sex while pregnant the baby comes out all cockeyed?
korvette1977
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Silly Rabbit
Tricks are for kids .............................
Tricks are for kids .............................
onthedl0008
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They call that golf ball head syndrome where I live.
korvette1977
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When the bullet blew through my arm . and lodged in my head .. I was amazed when I pulled it out with my own fingers .. Then I passed out
misshestermoffitt
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Actually the sex is better when pregnant. Maybe it's because you don't have to worry about getting pregnant because you already are.
No the baby doesn't come out cockeyed, but when they grow up, don't tell them you had sex the night before they were born, it offends them somehow.
No the baby doesn't come out cockeyed, but when they grow up, don't tell them you had sex the night before they were born, it offends them somehow.
they don't come out cokeyed, but they do come out hammer toed.
misshestermoffitt
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No more like a dent in their head..........I told my daughter that one time, "you're lucky you don't have a dent in your head" It pissed her off. She was over 18 when I said it and I know she's had sex before...
misshestermoffitt
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Sometimes I'll be somewhere and I'll see one of those babies with the giant heads and the first thing I do is look at the mom and see if she walks funny.
I swear there are babies out there with heads that should have their own gravity.
I swear there are babies out there with heads that should have their own gravity.
NewGrowth
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Some babies are butt ugly too but everybody pretends they are cute.
diemdepyro
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I went in the delivery room once.....Never again never never
Horrible thing. I couldnt"perform for months I suggest all my friends go
never neverHorrible thing. I couldnt"perform for months
I suggest all my friends goonthedl0008
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Yea dont lie to people if a baby is ugly just tell the truth but dont go out of ur way to do it. I wont actually tell someone hey u have an ugly kid..but im not going to say its cute either.
diemdepyro
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All babies look like Uncle Fester!
NewGrowth
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Nah some babies are actually cute.