Do you have guard dog's?

MarijuanaMixie

Active Member
i prefer cats hahaha. my cat goes nuts if you get near my shit. it's weird.

other than that, she's pretty chill. I think she may be half retarded though. no lie.
 

Biggravy22

Well-Known Member
I have a dog, and he doesn't guard anything. He'd escort you to where we keep the cookies and sit there nicely until you gave him one.
 
S

stoned88911

Guest
If you got a wiener dog then no big deal. I'll just step on it and hold it there. But if you put me in a room with a mean ass pit I'll beat the shit out of it with anything I can get my hands on till it quiets down.
ha my dog would tear your ass up, it would only get quiet when he had your neck in his mouth.
 
S

stoned88911

Guest
why does everyone have such a gangster dog?

my pitty is the nicest pup ever

I got a wolf/bear and 2 pits.

This wolf/bear is actually a dog but is 150lbs and mean and looks like a bear/wolfmix. He would tear some ones ass up.
My pits are sweet dogs dogs tho wouldnt hurt a fly.
 

diemdepyro

Well-Known Member
I have a hound that watches me...more of a PI dog than a gangster dog. I think it informs the wife........
 

DudeLebowski

New Member
yea i have a really curious 2 year old blue nose pitbull he's so cautious and so happy


the only time he bites, is if its invited - and only in play form.

even then its more of a "squeeze" than a bite.
 

Biggravy22

Well-Known Member
yea i have a really curious 2 year old blue nose pitbull he's so cautious and so happy


the only time he bites, is if its invited - and only in play form.

even then its more of a "squeeze" than a bite.

They love those thumbs...especially when you give them belly rubs. And if you move your hand around they will chase it until you give it to them.
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
I have guard animals. My parrots will let me know when anyone is coming to my door. If they know you they will tell me WHO is coming to my door. My dogs are ankle biters, but, they do have loud yaps. Anyone that comes to my house cannot do so without being noticed.
 

DudeLebowski

New Member
hahaha grab your hand an try and pull it back

i can just hear him thinking

"Ahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa....oh thats grea....wait..what? HEY? HEY GODAMNIT WHAT THE...

OH FUCK NO *NOM NOM NOM* SCRATCH ME YOU MAUFUGGER!"
 

Louis541

Well-Known Member
Hey superhighme, you have very pretty eyes, I mean dogs.

To whoever said there dog would eat my neck, are you really that simple to think an (Above average, as much as I hate to say it) intelligent person couldn't outsmart a dog? You'd be buying a new dog and a new kitchen table because I would rip the leg out and beat your dog to death with it if he bit me. Then I'd smile at you and say sorry your dog's an asshole.
 

Sunnysideup

Well-Known Member
Hey superhighme, you have very pretty eyes, I mean dogs.

To whoever said there dog would eat my neck, are you really that simple to think an (Above average, as much as I hate to say it) intelligent person couldn't outsmart a dog? You'd be buying a new dog and a new kitchen table because I would rip the leg out and beat your dog to death with it if he bit me. Then I'd smile at you and say sorry your dog's an asshole.
I'm confused....Who's leg are you beating the dog with??:shock::shock::shock::shock:
 

Biggravy22

Well-Known Member
hahaha grab your hand an try and pull it back

i can just hear him thinking

"Ahhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa....oh thats grea....wait..what? HEY? HEY GODAMNIT WHAT THE...

OH FUCK NO *NOM NOM NOM* SCRATCH ME YOU MAUFUGGER!"

Lol...They're so persistent it's both hilarious and annoying. I'll walk in and pet moose and when I'm done he'll paw me as to say "That's the best you got? I haven't seen you all day and all I get is a 10 second rubdown? Asshole!" Piggy's are the best!
 
Top