I Once.

[ALX420]

i once was surprised by the things i read on this site.

but now i'm used to it.

 

[alg007]

oh jeeeze i forgot

 

[VoodooMagic19]

i once pissed in a buddiescup of water and watched him drink it lol i still have no reason to justify my actions

 

[techgrower]

I once...........Performed an upper decker.............Shit in the top tank of someones toliet, for those who dont know.

 

[Celtic Vixen]

I once kissed my son good-bye as he left for his third middle east deployment. I once was, and still am, very hopeful that our new president is wildly successful in turning things around

 

[missaslady420]

i once droped my lighter in my bong...then did it again three days later...the lighter still works...lol

 

[chronik4lyfe]

i once ate some bacon

 

[Captn]

I once saw no value in being honest.

 

[chronik4lyfe]

I once saw no value in being honest.

i bet she was good in the sack

 

[Captn]

I once stepped in dog shit, barefoot.

I once stepped in human shit...barefoot.

 

[ALX420]

i once had sex with my friends girlfriend.
twice.

snoop, tell 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yymMjqvJ88&feature=related

 

[chronik4lyfe]

i once had sex with my friends girlfriend.
twice.

snoop, tell 'em.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yymMjqvJ88&feature=related

... yeah i almost slept with my best friends sister... one thing i couldent bring myself low enough to do,, mby just because i know her just as much as i know my best friend... but nyway kept me from goin insane on her

 

[ALX420]

... yeah i almost slept with my best friends sister... one thing i couldent bring myself low enough to do,, mby just because i know her just as much as i know my best friend... but nyway kept me from goin insane on her

i once had a girlfriend that was a little sister of a friend.
a year younger than us.
i treated her right.
paul was cool with it.

sexy as hell by the way.

 

[chronik4lyfe]

i once had a girlfriend that was a little sister of a friend.
a year younger than us.
i treated her right.
paul was cool with it.

sexy as hell by the way.

yeah its always like that ttho... fuck i hate havin friends..with hot sisterss........ jesus... good thing my mom'y taught me right

 

[ALX420]

yeah its always like that ttho... fuck i hate havin friends..with hot sisterss........ jesus... good thing my mom'y taught me right

my dad taught me to get what want.
my mom taught me to get it respectfully.

i once hiit an old lady with a golf ball.

 

[chronik4lyfe]

my dad taught me to get what want.
my mom taught me to get it respectfully.

i once hiit an old lady with a golf ball.

hahahahhahah... ahhhhh ahehehhehe hahaha...


hhaha..alright that was funny mom did teach me some respect too ...lol... i rememebr hittin that old lady tooo hahaha just couldent help laughin

 

[NewGrowth]

I once got really really really high

 

[fdd2blk]

i once had to reset my clock.

 

[tipsgnob]

I once fucked everything that would get close to me...sisters, cousins, best friends girlfriend and that reminds me....

yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment

 

[chronik4lyfe]

I once fucked everything that would get close to me...sisters, cousins, best friends girlfriend and that reminds me....

yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemployment

thats just fucked