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[diemdepyro]

They are real serious them border collies cost money. I like dogs but hey, If uncle Sam wants me to blow then up. Who am I to argue with the government?

 

[Twistyman]

Morning all.........................

exploding border collies...do what?

Wait a minute... Exploding falcons at airports???
I work at an airport and have never seen any exploding falcons...

I'll have to look back and see how this happened...

thanks wikid... 45 points...

Fuck... its like herding cats........ stay with the program people...
You work at an airport HM.. that must be fun avoiding drug sniffing dogs before they dry hump you....

 

[diemdepyro]

I sprinkle shake at airports and court houses........ You never know the ass I save may be my own.

 

[Twistyman]

I always thought that when or if I did bring shit back I'd make a pot tea and put in small water pistol and spray people in line then dump pistol.... watch the dogs howl at everyone else..

 

[diemdepyro]

When I was in the military we would put it Every where.....The dogs were useless.

 

[diemdepyro]

Irony would be if it was a falcon or collie that downed that airbus.

 

[Twistyman]

Irony would be if it was a falcon or collie that downed that airbus.

Or the plane runs over dog... ASPCA sues airline....... PETA riots in the streets...

 

[diemdepyro]

PETA would do that. Hamas put a bomb in a donkeys ass and killed 24 people PETA was bitching about that poor donkey....see irony.

 

[tipsgnob]

fuck it's cold...I have frosty balls......

 

[diemdepyro]

Wear pants.....

 

[fdd2blk]

gonna be in the 70's here again today. fucked up part is we are heading into a MAJOR drought. so much for the seadoo. gonna have to get a sanddoo.

 

[korvette1977]

gonna be in the 70's here again today. fucked up part is we are heading into a MAJOR drought. so much for the seadoo. gonna have to get a sanddoo.

Your loaded , Im sure you can find a nice sand rail / dune buggy out there

 

[diemdepyro]

fdd2blk bored again....?

 

[diemdepyro]

Farmers around here is there a doo doo.

 

[Twistyman]

fuck it's cold...I have frosty balls......

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot icicle .....
Frosty day to you tips........

 

[tipsgnob]

I'm not touching that with a 10 foot icicle .....
Frosty day to you tips........

that's not what you said last night............

 

[diemdepyro]

that's not what you said last night............

seems as 10 foot pole touching is common in these parts

 

[Twistyman]

that's not what you said last night............

You said you wouldn't suck and tell...........

seems as 10 foot pole touching is common in these parts

OK, OK... 10 foot Hungarian........... Tall Poles need loving too.........

 

[tipsgnob]

You said you wouldn't suck and tell...........


OK, OK... 10 foot Hungarian........... Tall Poles need loving too.........

I can't keep a secret, you know that twisty.......

 

[crippledguy]

aho for yaho all up in my nassal.

good day RIU!!