Prostate Exam, I've been violated

[mjetta]

Went to the doctor today for a check up and was surprised by him wanting to do a prostate exam. Damn, what an experience, I had to pull my pants down, bend over a table, and have him basically finger my butt hole. It hurt so fucking bad not to mention the whole time he was telling me to relax, YA RIGHT! It hurt like a bitch and still does. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

But on a more interesting note, I've had a low sex drive lately and had a blood test done to measure my testosterone levels. Turns out they are low, and according to the doctor this is because of my marijuana use. He said it cant result in low sex drive, low fertility, and irritability among other things. We narrowed it down to marijuana use cause of my young age (im 22). Im going in for a fertility test soon and am hoping I having done any serious damage.

That being said, I think my days of mary jane are over. Dont get me wrong, I love the herb, but when it starts to invade on my health its just not worth it, no way. Anyone else ran in to this? I've heard of this, but did'nt think it would have such a dramatic affect.

 

[netpirate]

Well at least you can say you took it in the ass like a real man! lol!hahahahaha

 

[davec145]

reminds me of that family guy episode

 

[cheeseysynapse]

O c'mon man it wasn't THAT BAD lololol

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[mjetta]

ya i quess? only time you can say you had a finger in your ass and it wasnt a gay experience lol

 

[korvette1977]

I wonder why at a young age that he wanted to do that ,,,

Hmmmmmm maybe he was just getting his rocks off and liked playing with your ass..

I had a prostate test last year ,, mind you im twice your age ...

 

[humblesmurph]

prostate exam? at 22? wow.

Too bad about having to give up the ganja. Eat some shrooms from time to time to ease the pain of missing your old friend.

 

[fdd2blk]

Went to the doctor today for a check up and was surprised by him wanting to do a prostate exam. Damn, what an experience, I had to pull my pants down, bend over a table, and have him basically finger my butt hole. It hurt so fucking bad not to mention the whole time he was telling me to relax, YA RIGHT! It hurt like a bitch and still does. I didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

But on a more interesting note, I've had a low sex drive lately and had a blood test done to measure my testosterone levels. Turns out they are low, and according to the doctor this is because of my marijuana use. He said it cant result in low sex drive, low fertility, and irritability among other things. We narrowed it down to marijuana use cause of my young age (im 22). Im going in for a fertility test soon and am hoping I having done any serious damage.

That being said, I think my days of mary jane are over. Dont get me wrong, I love the herb, but when it starts to invade on my health its just not worth it, no way. Anyone else ran in to this? I've heard of this, but did'nt think it would have such a dramatic affect.

in all due respect, i think your DR is full of sh*t.

 

[korvette1977]

Ive been smoking weed 30 years ,,, I have 3 kids 6-7 and 8 ,, I did not have fertility problems , I think that your Dr is trying to scare you ......

 

[Adamus P.R.I.M.E.]

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[smppro]

You dont have to be old to get a prostate exam, its pretty common part of a physical which any high school athlete would have. Luckily only had it once and it was from a pretty hot little blond female doc, is it bad that i still think about her

 

[panhead]

On top of your doctor having a fetish for probing young boy's asses he's using your marijuana use as an explaination of his inability to diagnose your problem.

I learned that bullshit in jail,in prison the doctors allways ask you if you smoke,once you admit you smoke the doctor work is done,you could have puss running out of your eye balls & they say stop smoking & it'll go away.Find a new doctor,preferably one who smokes & likes girls.

Im left wondering about all this pain you have,either he's got real big fingers or you werent watching what he was stuffing.

 

[tahoe58]

my thoughts exactly....

I wonder why at a young age that he wanted to do that ,,,

Hmmmmmm maybe he was just getting his rocks off and liked playing with your ass..

I had a prostate test last year ,, mind you im twice your age ...

I'm like more than twice....and I been enjoying the herb long nuf and yea, two children and no lack of gusto.....

prostate exam? at 22? wow.

Too bad about having to give up the ganja. Eat some shrooms from time to time to ease the pain of missing your old friend.

I'm with fdd on this one......

in all due respect, i think your DR is full of sh*t.

I mean it might be that an individual's reaction be rather specific to them but.....I might be looking for a second opinion on that one. good luck man!

 

[mjetta]

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Ya, that was pretty much my reaction

You dont have to be old to get a prostate exam, its pretty common part of a physical which any high school athlete would have. Luckily only had it once and it was from a pretty hot little blond female doc, is it bad that i still think about her

Thank you, a prostate exam is a precautionary measure taken when anything could be related to prostate problems, its really not a joke.

my thoughts exactly....

I'm like more than twice....and I been enjoying the herb long nuf and yea, two children and no lack of gusto.....

I'm with fdd on this one......


I mean it might be that an individual's reaction be rather specific to them but.....I might be looking for a second opinion on that one. good luck man!

I did a little lookin around, and yes, MJ does lower your testosterone a little bit regardless of who you are, its a fact. I dont think he was just lookin for a way out, I brought this up to him first, then he looked over my records. I agree, everyone reacts differently, some people are allergic to certain things some arent. Everyone reacts differently to things, who knows, it could have more of an affect on me than others in terms of hormans. for now, I really dont want to risk it.

And just to clarify, I hope you guys dont think im hatin on the ganja, I love it and all its positive affects its had for me. But just like EVERYTHING else, ever positive has at least a small negative associated with it.

 

[Iron Lion Zion]

I'm pretty sure Marijuana is not why you have low testosterone levels. I would agree that your doctor told you it was smoking either to: 1) make you stop or 2) he couldn't tell you why so he made up an excuse that any non-medically educated person would potentially believe because of the medical stigma about marijuana.

 

[captain chronizzle]

Ive been smoking weed 30 years ,,, I have 3 kids 6-7 and 8 ,, I did not have fertility problems , I think that your Dr is trying to scare you ......

and he's trying to get a lil ass-play

 

[Yeah]

You dont have to be old to get a prostate exam, its pretty common part of a physical which any high school athlete would have. Luckily only had it once and it was from a pretty hot little blond female doc, is it bad that i still think about her

I don't know who your doctor was in highschool, but I think he may have been a switch hitter if you know what I mean. As if it's not gay enough that they fondle your testicles, I've never heard of any highschool student getting a prostate exam as a common part of a physical. I'm sorry that you had to hear this from me.

edit: now that I re-read it, your doctor may have just had a thing for fingering male buttholes.

 

[diemdepyro]

I have been smoking for 35 years
and my testosterone level is high.

The doctor is a pervert. A better reason to finger an in a 22 year olds ass would be colon cancer or hemorrhoids. Did he do a PSA test?

 

[sooftah]

Weed = infertility and low testosterone?!

Yea and all those rastafarians having tens of children with several women is due to artificial insemination. right. You're doctor took the piss.

 

[Twistyman]

I wonder why at a young age that he wanted to do that ,,,

Hmmmmmm maybe he was just getting his rocks off and liked playing with your ass..

I had a prostate test last year ,, mind you im twice your age ...

Been there ...

On top of your doctor having a fetish for probing young boy's asses he's using your marijuana use as an explaination of his inability to diagnose your problem.

I learned that bullshit in jail,in prison the doctors allways ask you if you smoke,once you admit you smoke the doctor work is done,you could have puss running out of your eye balls & they say stop smoking & it'll go away.Find a new doctor,preferably one who smokes & likes girls.

Im left wondering about all this pain you have,either he's got real big fingers or you werent watching what he was stuffing.

Didn't notice the Drs hands were checking his armpit glands at the same time... 1 pit...1 hand.. 2 pits... 2 hands.... HEY thats not a finger..