Cure for a broken heart?

marijuanaFTW

marijuanaFTW

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i'd say ripping bong hits with all of your best friends, laughing, just having a good time...in due time my friend...in due time.
 
DudeLebowski

DudeLebowski

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Stoney McFried said:
Time heals all wounds.:leaf:
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And a little masturbation dont hurt.

(just dont get addicted to porn, thats not cool)

also see my surefire way to get blazed (if you can get a hold of ganj, i remember you said it couldnt work? im not sure i understood the circumstances fully but if you HAVE some, follow the instructions posted...here.)
DudeLebowski said:
i just had this conversation with myself : yeaa smoke a ciggy *blunt falls out* Yeaa! fuckit! *pause* waiiit...fuckit...*put the blunt back away hahahaha

the pretense: 8 bong rips of lemon skunk - 3/4's of one packed full vanilla dutch
3 cigarette sized african drugs reefer style dooby spliffs - and one huge doobie that had 1 gram of keif in it.


my neighbor who was smoking with me also had 8 rips himself and we shared the rolled apparatus'.

im so blazeed my heads spinning and my leg is tapping oh my.. there was NOOOO taste left after a real harsh dash of lemon at the beginning of the hit
after that it tasted like smoke, but suprisingly the cough didnt her, it almost made ya feel lighter. i HATE lemon skunk...normally...rabblerabble...this shit is fuckin DOPE. i wanna shake the growers hand..anyways im bumpin cause im blaaaazed andddd im bumpin all times of the daaaaayyyy

woo

jive.
-dude
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greenleaftoker

greenleaftoker

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A dick in one hand.. and a blunt in the other bro.

Lol i'm just playin... you gotta set your priorities and you cant prioritize someone if your'e only an option to them.
 
monkeyflappy

monkeyflappy

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Imagine her taking a really nasty dump... Splatter farting, shit smell, and all that nasty shit that she does. Nasty bitch.
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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You don't need pick up lines, you need to figure out how to capture a girls attention.

Pick up lines are cheesy and outdated and as a girl they are the biggest turn off ever. :spew:
 
DudeLebowski

DudeLebowski

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misshestermoffitt said:
You don't need pick up lines, you need to figure out how to capture a girls attention.

Pick up lines are cheesy and outdated and as a girl they are the biggest turn off ever. :spew:
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aww cmon any guy ballsy enough to run a cheap pick up line is hilarious in my opinion, at least for the novelty of using a dick-cheeze line like, hey baby lay some sugar on me.

it atleast should be given a chuckle instead of a disgusted look :P

but what you're sayin is right. its not about the flashy flashy and the titties and butts.. its about the person who belongs to those titties and butts...and who you are..going together like lamb and tuna fish..

sorry i jest so much im pretty blazed..
:peace:
 
C

Conoclast

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My girl broke up with me on the 1st of December.. fucked me up..

Not that bad now although at times I just break down again..

All I did was smoke weed constantly for the first 4 days and being a little naughty (not in a sexual way), even though I still got more plans to do :D
 
dannyking

dannyking

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Sex with many many random people. A bit of cocaine, jack daniels etc etc. Just start living the highlife for a while untill your ready to settle.
Dnt let people feel sorry for you and just get on with your life.
I'm speaking from experience of course.
 
panhead

panhead

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diemdepyro said:
Do not judge us .:o
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Dont judge us,wtf are you talking about,i reccomend hookers for a cold,hookers are awesome,craigslist is your friend when ya need a hooker.

Note,im not talking about hookers with 3 teef & sores on their lips :spew:
 
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