The Biggest giveaway that they aren't *18* is when they say...

[beenthere donethat]

Just like it says. In one sentence, please list the first thing you see that tips you off that the person posting on rollitup is NOT 18 years of age or older.

1. "I'm growing under my bed"

 

[abudsmoker]

my mom said it was ok

 

[Gygax1974]

Any post that says "I'm Screwed they found my plant".

 

[budman226]

2."i gave my plants to a friend, i was afraid my parents would find them.............under my bed" lol.

3. "im gonna try and go water them today but first i have to air up my bike tire" haha

 

[Erniedytn]

Someone who uses "internet language"......like this:

smoke skunk al day every fuckin da luv it n bi beak on a side goes down well fuk pills n speed

or this:

id say make a doint init fuk goin al datrouble 2 make a secret agent plus der bollox only made 1 in da pst we had fuk al skins dint lyk neva made 1 since n dat was lyk 2 years ago

Or this:

people just make u angry for the sake of it these days, wind u up for no reason, u no wot i mean? wot r ur views?

these people are brave but arent able to stand up for them selves physically they hind behind theyre mental thoughts, n usually u wuddnt take this sort of aggro but u no if u hit em then u gonna have him snitchin to the police to lock u up for sum dickhead who dont no not to be a dickhead.

put a reply or go n tell ur frends

thanx for readin

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

 

[Gygax1974]

Someone who uses "internet language"......like this:



or this:



I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

You need a translator 1/2 the time, I hate this with a passion also. Someone should also start a thread called my wife said.....for all those men who let their wives run their lives....I've seen so many of those posts, I feel for those guys but it's still amusing

 

[Gygax1974]

Guys where can I download some free seeds?

 

[fdd2blk]

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

 

[Gygax1974]

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

I'm just going to use my computer monitor, it's got a screensaver of the sun. I also have these really cool christmas lights, do you think that will work? I can't afford CFLs and if I could my parents would get suspicous if I bought light bulbs.

 

[MajoR_TokE]

"how many CFL's do i need to grow a plant?"

Yeah, haha.

"How many plants do you think I can stick in there without being noticed and what kinda light setup should I get?"

"how munch will 3 cfls effect the power bill?"

"how many plants can i grow using 2 cfl's?"

"how much does it stink?"

 

[GoodFriend]

"we found these seedlings growing in the alley where we always smoke and..."

or

"i found these lights in the garage, i don't know what they're for, but can i grow with them?""

 

[fdd2blk]

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"how much does it stink?"

that's the ringer!!!



"is this a marijuana leaf?"

 

[bulldog]

"I got expelled cause the teacher noticed the plant I was growing in home economics wasn't a tomato"

 

[bulldog]

"I need to go ahead and water the girls under the stairs before mommy gets home"

 

[krime13]

I am going on vacation and wonder if anyone will sell me some weed there... My personal favorite.

 

[nongreenthumb]

How much yield do you guys think I will get off my plant, I stuck some seeds in some back yard dirt and now i got them inside under a desktop light. They are about 2 foot tall now and 4 sets of leaves. Oh why are they going brown i gave it all the nutes i had.

 

[eatspam]

"I expect to grow 300pounds off of it because it was out of some killer bud!"

 

[BIGMIKE13]

" I have been saving my piss in a two litter bottle to water my plant with, a friend told me this would work great "

 

[skunkushybrid]

I'm just going to use my computer monitor, it's got a screensaver of the sun. I also have these really cool christmas lights, do you think that will work? I can't afford CFLs and if I could my parents would get suspicous if I bought light bulbs.

Ah, I couldn't read any further, this one made me cry with laughter. I'd plus rep you but I've given out too much in the last 24 hours.

 

[skunkushybrid]

Quote:
Originally Posted by ram88
hmm im not for sure if this is a trick but when u think about it i dont htink u can get in troubler for havin jsut seeds

anyways heres my adress and name

robert george
19315 ruble dr,houston TX,77084

Never? That's not real, surely. OMG! ... and I'm a non believer. I just couldn't find an exclamation more fitting.