Riddles For Rep

[NO GROW]

2 goes in a row lol? You havent even got one right yet lol

O.K then I will answer.....Mr bates recieved the television.....And bad service...

 

[nongreenthumb]

You and a friend pass by a standard coin operated vending machine and you decide to get a candy bar. The price is US$0.95 but after checking your pockets you only have a dollar (US$1) and the machine only takes coins.
You turn to your friend and have this conversation.

You: Hey, do you have change for a dollar?
Friend: Let's see... I have 6 US coins but, although they add up to US$1.15, I can't break a dollar.
You: Huh? Can you make change for half a dollar?
Friend: No.
You: How about a quarter?
Friend: Nope. And before you ask I can't make change for a dime or nickel either.
You: Really? And these 6 coins are all US government coins currently in production?
Friend: Yes.
You: Well can you just put your coins into the vending machine and buy me the candy bar, and I'll pay you back?
Friend: Sorry, I'd like to but I can't with the coins I have.

What coins did your friend have?
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[420thAvenue]

You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. a solid room. the only things in this room is a mirror and a table. how do you excape?

I can't remember exactly but i know you escape on a horse.

Heh, not exactly.

You look in the mirror, see what you "saw". Use the saw to cut the table in half, two halves make a "hole". Climb out the hole.

 

[420thAvenue]

You and a friend pass by a standard coin operated vending machine and you decide to get a candy bar. The price is US$0.95 but after checking your pockets you only have a dollar (US$1) and the machine only takes coins.
You turn to your friend and have this conversation.

You: Hey, do you have change for a dollar?
Friend: Let's see... I have 6 US coins but, although they add up to US$1.15, I can't break a dollar.
You: Huh? Can you make change for half a dollar?
Friend: No.
You: How about a quarter?
Friend: Nope. And before you ask I can't make change for a dime or nickel either.
You: Really? And these 6 coins are all US government coins currently in production?
Friend: Yes.
You: Well can you just put your coins into the vending machine and buy me the candy bar, and I'll pay you back?
Friend: Sorry, I'd like to but I can't with the coins I have.

What coins did your friend have?
​

4 dimes, 1 quarter, 1 Half Dollar.

 

[nongreenthumb]

Heh, not exactly.

You look in the mirror, see what you "saw". Use the saw to cut the table in half, two halves make a "hole". Climb out the hole.

I heard a slightly extended version, after where you climb out the whole, you scream till your horse and then ride away on it.