The 6 Deadliest Creatures (That Can Fit In Your Shoe)

[fdd2blk]

thos is a pretty good one, ........... http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html





"That's right, a frog that is potentially smaller than your wang (we can't stress potentially enough) will kill you and your nine best friends if you fuck with it."

 

[nickfury510]

this made me laugh:

So you're on vacation in Australia, drinking a Fosters, chasing dingos away from your babies and arguing about what things are and are not knives. You sign up to go on a scuba tour of the Great Barrier Reef. After a quick tutorial on what you can and cannot touch that you didn't even understand (they are speaking Australian after all), you're down in the ocean exploring the reef. One small and particularly beautiful shell grabs your attention and you pick it up out of curiosity. That's when you feel a pinch on your palm.
Congratulations, you've just been stung by one of Australia's deathly toxic residents.


those blue ringed octopuses are pretty cool....i saw a show on them once....

 

[fdd2blk]

funny stuff, .................


"Will I Be Alright?
It's called the fucking deathstalker. What do you think?"

 

[fdd2blk]

 

[nickfury510]

3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

 

[fdd2blk]

3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

i've heard they have birds that will eat you.

 

[GrowTech]

Some scary morbid shit in this thread... but I have to say this is funny as hell:

"Will I Be Alright?
It's called the fucking deathstalker. What do you think?"

 

[Keenly]

was reading a michael chrichton book, i think it was "state of fear"

and they had the little blue ringed octopus in a bag and puposely stung people to paralyze them

thats fucked up

 

[fdd2blk]

was reading a michael chrichton book, i think it was "state of fear"

and they had the little blue ringed octopus in a bag and puposely stung people to paralyze them

thats fucked up

that was a good book.

 

[Bombadil]

Your last thought will be "F*ck Australia."

 

[Kingb420]

i use to always want to visit Australia, until i started watching the discovery channel alot, FUCK THAT , spiders/snakes/reptiles/sharks/jellyfish/manowar/plus a TON of other shit that WILL kill you. NO THANKS

 

[nickfury510]

i've heard they have birds that will eat you.

lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature



http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm

 

[Bookworm]

lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature



http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm

SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

I plan on studying abroad in australia, despite the various ways I could get myself killed by the local wildlife.

 

[Gryphonn]

3of the 6 come from austrailia.....makes me want to go to the great down under right now.....i was reading somewhere that 8 of the 10 deadliest spiders in the world come from austrailia....what a wonderful sounding place eh?

Yeah, but they're just spiders. You can kill 'em with a shoe. How the fuck do you squash a Grizzly bear with hiking boot?

 

[Gryphonn]

i've heard they have birds that will eat you.

...and mosquitoes that rape chickens...

 

[Gryphonn]

lets not forget about australias most dangerous creature



http://australian-animals.net/wombat.htm

Did you know they can run at about 40km/h (25mph). Not just in short burst either. They also (like the Koala) have big nasty claws. But then, I think I'd rather tackle a wombat than a Mountain Lion.

 

[Twistyman]

Blue ring octopus..

 

[cookin]

ah man that spider is rank, can't stand spider except tarantula i like, but that thing is so ugly

 

[Pseudonym]

haha awesome find. Here's another from the same site: The 6 Endangered Species that Aren't Endangered Enough

http://www.cracked.com/article_16054_6-endangered-species-that-arent-endangered-enough.html

 

[GardenGrow]

Imagine that the stresses of life finally get to you and, after months of depression you snap. You make that final decision: You're going back to Australia again.

yeah this article deters me from ever going to Australia