Things I hate about Christmas

[Absorber]

I get more worried about sharks, lol...

 

[raratt]

 

[StareCase]

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That was how I enticed the neighbors to help put my dock in in the spring and take it out again in the fall. We would install/remove one 8' section then stop to have a beer. With 6 sections in this dock, you can guess we were pretty tanked by the time we were finished.

 

[DarkWeb]

That was how I enticed the neighbors to help put my dock in in the spring and take it out again in the fall. We would install/remove one 8' section then stop to have a beer. With 6 sections in this dock, you can guess we were pretty tanked by the time we were finished.

How long did that take

 

[StareCase]

... How long did that take ...

About 6 hours elapsed time. 30% = the physical dock installation/removal. 70% = the drinking.

Good work/life balance ... no?

 

[DarkWeb]

About 6 hours elapsed time. 30% = the physical dock installation/removal. 70% = the drinking.

Good work/life balance ... no?

Not bad. Anyone fall in?

 

[Dorian2]

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Dude. My Wife's going to hate me when she finds one of these hanging where the tree is supposed to be put up this year.

Thanks for the idear!

 

[StareCase]

... Not bad. Anyone fall in? ...

Not fall in - but I needed to hammer the feet into the lake bed then secure the dock fittings to said feet. Only way was to do that was in the lake.

And as we all know, lakes in the North Temperate Zone are not exactly warm in mid May and late September. So since it was my dock. yours truly was the one that got into the water. I always ended that chilly endeavor with a nice double Scotch.

 

[Dorian2]

Whad'ya all think?

 

[DarkWeb]

Whad'ya all think?

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Looks like she's kicking you out of the apartment

 

[Dorian2]

Looks like she's kicking you out of the apartment

She can't. We live in a house. But we do have a shed in the back yard that I may have to set up tonight.

 

[DarkWeb]

She can't. We live in a house. But we do have a shed in the back yard that I may have to set up tonight.

Sheds can be nice. Small.....you can hot box it....don't fart.....

 

[Dorian2]

BTW, I did buy a new tree today. haha. I think more practical jokes are needed in today's environment. I know I've been too fucking serious for too long now.

 

[DarkWeb]

BTW, I did buy a new tree today. haha. I think more practical jokes are needed in today's environment. I know I've been too fucking serious for too long now.

Everyone needs to laugh

 

[raratt]

 

[Rocket Soul]

This thread is where all the other holidays converge to celebrate Festivus

 

[raratt]

 

[raratt]

 

[StareCase]

Being told that the first Die Hard is an action movie at Christmas time.

Everyone knows that it's just a wholesome Christmas movie ... with rocket launchers and a shitload of C4.

 

[raratt]