We're heavily plant-based as it is. I've only eaten meat of late due to the fact that it has no carbs. If the shit hit the fan...we might be able to figure out how to carve up a meal but it's been years since I even cleaned a fish...LOL. I know some folks can't do without....so if we were themz....the fare would/could be...
Mice, chipmunk, Colorado Wood Rat, Trout, Stellar Jay, Squirrel, Ermine, Crow, Hawk(s), Vultures, Mink, Fox, Turkey, Deer, Mountain Lion, Bear.
LOL about the old folks not putting up much a a fight. Maybe up there....but here in the boonies where the Sheriff is 20 minutes away....they are all heavily armed and locked and loaded.