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Before the flat-earthers burned irony at the stake, this was about as bad as it got. “I can either work crazy hard at mastering the math and physics a real astronomer needs … or I can glom onto this tasty handwaving sensational frivolity and try to impress chicks with my Esoteric Kuh-nowledge!"secrets never before seen by the public presented here on you tube"
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I was fourteen when I found a paperback at the library ostensibly about comet Kohoutek, but that was the bait. The switch was to Velikovsky’s “electric universe”; a stack of unorthodox hypotheses, each more fantastic than the last. It was like Creation Science on a whole bottle of cough syrup.
I have never, before or since*, seen such an amazing towering Jenga edifice constructed of reagent-grade bullshit.
*perhaps that man’s opus vitae on Falsehood Social gives it a good run for the money. But that is wholly devoid of the strangely lunatic innocence of the alt-physics wingnuts.
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