What did you consumer fucks buy today?

StonedGardener

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New sliding screen door. The weather stripping has hardened and keeps kicking it off the track. Replaced the roller but no joy.
So many things in the house to keep up ( it it ain't no party). If ya don't take care of things when they
start going south , shit piles up really fast . Then you get so far behind ,you'll never catch up. Next thing ya know, you're living in a broken down dump ! I see that shit happening all over the place, no matter where I go ! It makes me think , " Jesus-f'ing-Christ , could you at least paint the outside of that pig hole, ya lazy bastard ! "
and perhaps get rid of those 300 garbage bags on your porch which are spiiling into you rat-ass yard " !
 

StonedGardener

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I have 7 garbage bags full of aluminum cans but they are in their place in the back yard. Been waiting for my back to get better before attempting to take them in. Roxy doesn't allow anything that walks on the ground into her yard, if she sees it.
I've been down that road , hundreds of empty beer cans in trash bags ( in the garage ). One day, a long time ago , I said , " Fuck that shit , I'll be a little poorer but all those nickels ain't gonna make me or break me ! " . I give them away to people
who are really hard up . They are thrilled , me too , I don't have to deal with that mess.....driving somewhere to cash in , standing in line with beer and soda all over the floor , taking them one by one and sticking them in the " nickel machine " ( that
usually f's up ) HALLALEUIA ! I miss that like a toothache .
I replaced all 4 sealed lead acid batteries in my Ryobi riding electric lawnmower, $650...PITA but I got it done. Mowing sweet now...
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Can't ya get one of those units corded and just plug it in ?
 
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doublejj

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I've been down that road , hundreds of empty beer cans in trash bags ( in the garage ). One day, a long time ago , I said , " Fuck that shit , I'll be a little poorer but all those nickels ain't gonna make me or break me ! " . I give them away to people
who are really hard up . They are thrilled , me too , I don't have to deal with that mess.....driving somewhere to cash in , standing in line with beer and soda all over the floor , taking them one by one and sticking them in the " nickel machine " ( that
usually f's up ) HALLALEUIA ! I miss that like a toot

Can't ya get one of those units corded and just plug it in ?
no not corded, plug in rechargeable.
 

StonedGardener

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Actually, it’s quite easy to use. Just shake it or tap it on the hip, arm or knee. We had a blast using it while dancing along with some Southern Rock and Roll. That piece is pure magic! I never would have thought.
I bet you had a blast ! That's what it's all about ! You know, I was just " messing with ya , having fun......right ? Sure hope I didn't hurt your feelings ! I was just being a "smart-ass ":.
 

sandman83

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I've been down that road , hundreds of empty beer cans in trash bags ( in the garage ). One day, a long time ago , I said , " Fuck that shit , I'll be a little poorer but all those nickels ain't gonna make me or break me ! " . I give them away to people
who are really hard up . They are thrilled , me too , I don't have to deal with that mess.....driving somewhere to cash in , standing in line with beer and soda all over the floor , taking them one by one and sticking them in the " nickel machine " ( that
usually f's up ) HALLALEUIA ! I miss that like a toothache .

Can't ya get one of those units corded and just plug it in ?
haha we used to walk around the neighborhood with my grandparents and collect cans/cigarette packets to trade in for the points, that brings back memories. I believe he got tired of it for the same reason, the sticky/nasty mess that always accumulated at the bottom of those bags/on the floor. Hilarious seeing him wear marlboro branded jackets etc as a non-smoker.
 
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