The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

Till Valhalla

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another tip i read somewhere:

if you are using your pee to fertilize your plants, supercharge your pee by taking daily multivitamins. excess minerals (magnesium, calcium, iron, etc) will come out in your urine as waste. free micronutrients without any mixing.

just make sure you are diluting your pee with water. not sure what the ratio was, but it's always cut with a gallon of water. assume your average morning pee into a 1 gal bucket of water. (remember to take your viteys the night before!)
 

Tvanmunhen

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another tip i read somewhere:

if you are using your pee to fertilize your plants, supercharge your pee by taking daily multivitamins. excess minerals (magnesium, calcium, iron, etc) will come out in your urine as waste. free micronutrients without any mixing.

just make sure you are diluting your pee with water. not sure what the ratio was, but it's always cut with a gallon of water. assume your average morning pee into a 1 gal bucket of water. (remember to take your viteys the night before!)
I drank like a half a gallon of milk last night. I also ate grass-fed beef, pickles, and chocolate chip cookies.
 

Budzbuddha

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I thought of another concoction to “ brew “.

Liquid Chlorophyll ( supplement ) wifey used to drink that shit and aloe vera juice - when she was on a “ smoothie “ kick a few years back.

If I remember right it had alfalfa leaf. And pretty sure alfalfa meal and other similar based are used in horticulture.

Thinking a Pee / chlorophyll bomb would be anither way to “ green up “ a struggling plant. I dont have any plants suffering from nitrogen but i might have to do an experiment and follow up.

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Budzbuddha

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Thanks to everyone chiming in their ideas to the “ Stink Tank “

The vitamin idea is solid as excess that the body wouldn’t absorb would be expelled.

Good ol American Beef is also solid - none of that bougie ass Kobe Beef. Great compost starter too !
Bucket by a tree and fresh fertilizer.

Even an Auto Pot system with plants could be turned into an Auto Potty system.

Well boys and gals , we are on a precipice of a trillion dollar PISSniss ( business ).
 

Budzbuddha

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HapPEE Saturday fellow gardeners :weed:

Don’t forget to check your soggy diapers for liquid gold and compost ass “ kling ons “ - valuable amendments for your spring / summer harvests.

Incontrol fancy pee collector briefs are available online , for that ASSY CLASSY look in tuxedo black. Now infused with WHIFF X technology ( true story:bigjoint:) .

Odor absorbing technology will neutralize odors during and after use, making your day and your waste bin fresher. A garden , ready to use in your pants !

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CarolinaPothead

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Sorry about family death :(
Thanks dude, my father in law. The biggest pothead i ever met. I could roll a joint the size of my finger light it ,hand it to him and hed say cool, but when are we gonna smoke another? I sneaked a pudding cup with 3 grams of GG4 in cannabutter mixed in past hospice and got the old man blasted one last time. First time ive seen him smile in a long time. I dont sell but ill get a disabled ( or any other) veteran high ANY time. Its a fkd up thing where a man can get all the morphine and oxy he dont even want, yet i have to sneak him some thc. Yall got alot better cannabis laws there. I cant wait till these hillbillies catch on.
 

Tvanmunhen

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Thanks dude, my father in law. The biggest pothead i ever met. I could roll a joint the size of my finger light it ,hand it to him and hed say cool, but when are we gonna smoke another? I sneaked a pudding cup with 3 grams of GG4 in cannabutter mixed in past hospice and got the old man blasted one last time. First time ive seen him smile in a long time. I dont sell but ill get a disabled ( or any other) veteran high ANY time. Its a fkd up thing where a man can get all the morphine and oxy he dont even want, yet i have to sneak him some thc. Yall got alot better cannabis laws there. I cant wait till these hillbillies catch on.
Sorry for your loss sounds like a fun dude. Glad he got his pudding. I hope I can get someone to do that for me when it's my time.
 

CarolinaPothead

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Ok, i finally admit it. Im Naaasty. When this started, i was intrigued but i didnt want to place an entry till i knew more. Ive been putting about 8 ounces of warm yellow koolaid mixed with a liter of water on 1 plant . They were both yellow as piss. They are in my first experimental soil mix. Suffice to say it needs a few adjustments lol. I was a cheapass. A month into flower and the one plant is considerably healthier. The only thing different was the piss. Both got flower girl and calmag. Note: flower girl and piss make a godawful smell. I mentioned ,"the idea" of urine on weed and wife said people that do that shit are nasty freaks. Jokes on her,lol, she outta know my nasty ass by now. Im for sure going to make sure she smokes the first one with her bestie. That cunt "pisses" me off. Hehe. But yeah man, its not totally scientific, but 2 beans ,same kind, same soil and amendments. Pee in left one water in the right one. Whizz widow! I think i nitrogen burned it a bit. But definately it helped. I havent added any in about a week. I thought about trying to fix the other plant but fk it. Its more valuable as a control. Funny , there are more gnats in the straight ffof plants than in the dr earth pisscocktail plant.
 

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Budzbuddha

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Ok, i finally admit it. Im Naaasty. When this started, i was intrigued but i didnt want to place an entry till i knew more. Ive been putting about 8 ounces of warm yellow koolaid mixed with a liter of water on 1 plant . They were both yellow as piss. They are in my first experimental soil mix. Suffice to say it needs a few adjustments lol. I was a cheapass. A month into flower and the one plant is considerably healthier. The only thing different was the piss. Both got flower girl and calmag. Note: flower girl and piss make a godawful smell. I mentioned ,"the idea" of urine on weed and wife said people that do that shit are nasty freaks. Jokes on her,lol, she outta know my nasty ass by now. Im for sure going to make sure she smokes the first one with her bestie. That cunt "pisses" me off. Hehe. But yeah man, its not totally scientific, but 2 beans ,same kind, same soil and amendments. Pee in left one water in the right one. Whizz widow! I think i nitrogen burned it a bit. But definately it helped. I havent added any in about a week. I thought about trying to fix the other plant but fk it. Its more valuable as a control. Funny , there are more gnats in the straight ffof plants than in the dr earth pisscocktail plant.
Thats why i tried a 3:1 ratio as a base - there a few ratios online but i figured i would “ piss me “ in the right direction. I think every plant will be different/ medium used / etc.

But to actually see an improvement is what the test is about.
 

Budzbuddha

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Funny how nobody cries about really gassy / chem strains that smell .

Good ol Cat Piss strain comes to mind .

Cat Piss is a Sativa dominant hybrid that many people pass over due to its name and the pungent funk stench it exudes. People seem to have extreme views of this strain. Either they love it or they're not fond of it at all. Those whom attest to it being amongst the best they have ever had love the strain because of the purely cerebral high it produces. It reportedly fills users uplifting feelings of a mellow happiness and a positive creativity. The strain can have a faint body high but with no couchlock; leaving many users feeling energized.
 

Budzbuddha

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Ok, i finally admit it. Im Naaasty. When this started, i was intrigued but i didnt want to place an entry till i knew more. Ive been putting about 8 ounces of warm yellow koolaid mixed with a liter of water on 1 plant . They were both yellow as piss. They are in my first experimental soil mix. Suffice to say it needs a few adjustments lol. I was a cheapass. A month into flower and the one plant is considerably healthier. The only thing different was the piss. Both got flower girl and calmag. Note: flower girl and piss make a godawful smell. I mentioned ,"the idea" of urine on weed and wife said people that do that shit are nasty freaks. Jokes on her,lol, she outta know my nasty ass by now. Im for sure going to make sure she smokes the first one with her bestie. That cunt "pisses" me off. Hehe. But yeah man, its not totally scientific, but 2 beans ,same kind, same soil and amendments. Pee in left one water in the right one. Whizz widow! I think i nitrogen burned it a bit. But definately it helped. I havent added any in about a week. I thought about trying to fix the other plant but fk it. Its more valuable as a control. Funny , there are more gnats in the straight ffof plants than in the dr earth pisscocktail plant.
Yep roll a big fat fattie for her and bestie. :joint:
Call it Mammoth PEE .

Bet it will be a mind bender.
 

Budzbuddha

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Yellow Dream -

“ PEEnelope “
aka Yellow Dream seems to be pushing along. However, i think my Kelp / Pee mixture may have been a bit high on her. She is still heavy in the pot so i will not add anything for at least a day or two. She us slightly darker than pics , so i think there is slight excess.

So to temper it , i will do a simple pee / water instead of worm ewc or kelp. I will just let her come around and exhaust what excess may be happening.

Terminal point has a slight yellowing but there is new growth and not hanging on that issue.

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Trying not to PISS HER OFF :mrgreen:
 
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